what a funny craigslist ad...

[sweetbmxrider]

i'm pretty sure its serious...and funny!! (http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/mcy/613619302.html)

[ryanfx]

flagged for removal

[jims69camaro]

yeah, you're gonna have to tell us what it was. it's not there anymore.

[maroman88]

i can see it, freakin hilarious

[maroman88]

I bought this bike with the intention of pulling mad tail. I used to drive a Ford Exploder and figured that the punani would flock in like mad if I bought a R6. Unfortuneatly I missed the memo where motorcycles stopped being cool after those dripsacks at Touchstone released Wild Hogs.

Motorcycles become bad ass with scenes of Tom Cruise riding his Kawasaki into the sunset. Motorcycles became the lamented stereotype of John Travolta skinny dipping with other men. Scientologists.

I don't need it, it was a retarded impulse buy with the dumbest bank on the planet, I have no urge to ride it. I wanted to turn it into a track bike, but I don't need another retarded expensive hobby.

Cosmetically it’s practically perfect besides for a scrape on the right lower fairing and mid-pipe on the exhaust (you can barely tell, as you can see in the picture). The douchecanoe I bought it from thought it would be a good idea to armor-all the tires to make it look pretty… Well his idea worked because I bought this bike based solely on the fact it had shiny tires.

Long story short, I laid it down doing 5mph in the parking lot the night I bought trying to jump off of a train like those guys in Torque. It slid for like a foot and half and if you insist on making a big deal about it I will put a new frame slider on it for you.

The reason you should buy this POS:

* Limited Edition color I guess.
* 13k Miles. (3k Mine 10k moron that sold me the bike with armorall on the tires)
* DynoJet Power Commander (+200 fwhp)
* Leather interior
* Micron Highmount
* Frame Sliderzzzzz (You are gonna get good use of)
* Small Turn Signals
* Heated/Cool cup holders swapped from a Mini Cooper
* Extra sprocket.
* Black painted windscreen. Don’t even pretend like you are good enough to tuck.
* Stock Exhaust and Turn Signals in hand.
* Side impact air bags.
* 2 Rear wheels, one with Flat tire came with it? wtfMATE?
* Red Neon under fearing kit, Solid or sound powered (Siqq)
* Free Wendy's Baconator Coupon underneath the rear seat
* Pay my asking price and get some Gloves and All Weather Nelson-Rigg Cover too.
* Don’t pay asking price and get one glove.
* Title in Hand


$5500 OBO



Will not sell to DFR, or people named Khalid. Or BMW owners.

Will not trade for DSMs or Evos. However, I am willing to run your car in the quarter faster than you can drive it, free of charge. HIGHLY not interested in your POS drift car, Nick Hogan wannabe.

Keywords: Yamaha, , Suzuki Kawasaki, Honda, Ducati, R1, GSXR, Paul Walker, ZX, 600, Herpes, laid down bike, Yager bombs





Location: Kirkland
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PostingID: 613619302

[Knipps]

should have been best-of-craigslist instead of flagged :lol:

[BonzoHansen]

Ohhh, a baconator..... :drool:



:lol:

[bad64chevelle]

lol now thats funny

[chrisfrom nj]

thats funny as hell

[jims69camaro]

don't pay asking and get one glove...

:rofl:

[r0nin89]

Douschecanoe....

[qwikz28]

oh i saw that one before it was flagged! it was hilarious!

[68camaroguy]

thats the greatest post

[Savage_Messiah]

amazing.

[bubba428]

HAHAHAHA WOW