2 NJ high school students had hit on Chuck Norris

[chevyt454]

Read the comments under the article LOL

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/04/two_arrested_after_alleged_hit.html

[TAdan]

:lol:

[Knipps]

:rofl: the comments are what make the story great

[Untamed]

:rofl:

[CamaroGirlie]

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN

[maroman88]

comments totallt make the story lol

[bandit88]

:rofl:

[foff667]

I like the "If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you." one :lol:

[DaSkinnyGuy]

Thats the hardest I have laughed in at least a month. When I can't breath from laughing you know that something must be real funny.

[SteveR]

:rofl:

"Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cordless phone."

"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."

[band77one]

"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. "


"Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise."

those are my favorites haha

[01SS]

I love the chuck norris comments they always crack me up.

[SupermanX24]

mr. t once beat chuck norris in a game of chess... in retaliation, chuck norris invented racism

[chemicalstylez]

omg those comments are cracking me up hahaha

[87GTA]

ha ha ha i love this one!! "Those two idiots were just jealous because Chuck Norris can go to a McDonalds, order a Whopper ... and get it!

[79CamaroDiva]

wow...i cant believe that the school and cops took the list seriously...

[SteveR]

wow...i cant believe that the school and cops took the list seriously...

Neither can Chuck Norris

[sweetbmxrider]

hahaha those comments were so great
2 NJ high school students had (pause) hit on (pause) Chuck Norris

thats how i read it first and totally expected a couple chicks hitting on chuck norris. hahahaha that would be awesome!!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- my favs

[JerzLT1]

it had to have been a joke.... you cant kill Chuck Norris

[SteveR]

Chuck Norris knows all, he alerted the Police, out of mercy.

[bubba428]

he put the laughter in manslaughter :rofl:

[jims69camaro]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[sweetbmxrider]

chuck norris is the only one who can touch mc hammer

[79T/A]

The giraffe was invented when Chuck Norris 'uppercutted' a horse.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Two of my faves. I copied all of them to a word document and tortured my coworkers all day long! :rofl: