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Stroked355Z28
05-16-2008, 11:49 AM
So last weekend, I was hanging out at my friend/mechanic's house in my town of Lyndhurst. We were tuning up my camaro in his driveway and just chillin'. We put in an MSD Street Fire Distributor as well. So anyway, when we are done, me, him, his daughter and her boyfriend are all sitting on their front porch shooting the s**t when we witness one of the funniest things ever. The street he lives on is quiet and busy in this residential area of Lyndhurst. There is only enough room for one car on each side of the road. There is a kid in town with a supercharged silver Ford Lightning, truck runs in the 11s and there is another kid in town with a Crotch Rocket thats always blasting around. The street is level, but starts off as a hill. So anyway, the kid with the Ford Lightning just came from Home Depot, he bought a $3,000 grill and it was assembled, but the moron didn't strap it down as he was cruising home with it, but testostorone must have kicked in because the kid in the crotch rocket went on the side of him and the two raced from a dead stop. The cool part is that the Lightning was kicking the s**t out of the bike, but the Lightning must have been doing 80 mph in the 25 mph, he hit a pot hole and his brand new $3,000 grill flew up in the air and smashed all over the street, guess thats price he had to pay for beating a Crotch Rocket. It was hilarious the grill almost beat the bike too at how fast the pieces were going downt the hill. My only regret is that I didn't have a video camera for this to post on here because it was one of the most idiotic, but funniest things I've seen in a while. Hope you all enjoy this story. Later, Jeff.

BonzoHansen
05-16-2008, 01:01 PM
LOL@the idiots. That is what he gets for doing 80mph in a 25mph residential zone. Too bad a cop wasn't there to ticket them both.

maroman88
05-16-2008, 01:35 PM
hahahaha|

sweetbmxrider
05-16-2008, 02:58 PM
:rofl: wow dumb ass. i wonder if his dad sent him out to get it, what he would say? hahaha

Stroked355Z28
05-16-2008, 06:11 PM
I wish you guys could have seen the grill breaking into many pieces, it was priceless!!! Ha ha, Later, Jeff.

98tadriver
05-16-2008, 07:36 PM
thats the price for being stupid!! P.S. the kid on the crotchrocket needs to learn how to ride!

Frosty
05-16-2008, 07:48 PM
thats the price for being stupid!! P.S. the kid on the crotchrocket needs to learn how to ride!

:werd: on both points.

sweetbmxrider
05-16-2008, 08:23 PM
why? it could be a 500 or some piece

98tadriver
05-16-2008, 10:11 PM
why? it could be a 500 or some piece

a 1995 ex 500 isnt a crotchrocket lol. im sure it was a newer 600, as they are quite common.

sweetbmxrider
05-17-2008, 12:03 PM
:rofl: haha very true!

Stroked355Z28
05-18-2008, 02:27 PM
The truck is insanely fast, gives my camaro a good run, the bike is an '07.