Stoopid things I get axed while in the AMX

[unstable bob gable]

"Is that a Camero?"-Dumb azz fat kid at Sunoco today...I physically made him count all the references to "AMX" or "Javelin" I have on the car.

"Is that street legal?" -Idiot at 7-11. No man, I just busted outa the pen, stole the car from a racing team, and I'm grabbing a Slurpee before making my escape to Mexico.

"Do you race at Englishtown?" -Many dumb dumbs. Yep, with 245/40/18 front tires, and 295/35/18 rear tires, and a paint scheme that pays homage to the AMC Trans Am teams, I def look set up for the drags...NOT!!!

"Is the roll cage real?"-Moron at the Somerville cruise night. Nah, the roll cage is made out cardboard tubing, with padding added for realism.

"Is that a Mustang?" See "Is that a Camero?" above.

"Who made American Motors' cars?"-Weenie at Burger King. I dunno...maybe American Motors made American Motors' cars?

"What engine is in it? A 360? Oh, it has a Dodge engine!" -Many boneheads. Yeah, I have a Dodge 360, The 390 powered AMCs have Ford engines, and the 401 powered AMCs have Buick engines.

"Wow, you have Nawzzzz?"- F&F watching foos. Yeah, I used to have Nitrous, but I got rid of it for Nawzzzz.

Un-f'n-believable.

[GrandmasterCow]

lol

[bandit88]

this is funny....... its almost here's your sign worthy!

[chevyt454]

Being I am surrounded by ricers where I live I'm asked "Does that come turbo?"

[Knipps]

Being I am surrounded by ricers where I live I'm asked "Does that come turbo?"

so throw a big ass turbo on it and call it "stock" :mrgreen:

[Blackbirdws6]

you know people are idiots....but throw in the mix a very unique car and what do you expect?

Do you think ricers and the like are reading up about old AMC's when they have nothing to do? Nawww they are reading the latest import tuner mag and salivating about the intake test that gained 3rwhp and lost a little tq for $400.

-Brian

[Fleetwiz]

lol

[Kojak]

rofl this makes me want to ask you some stOOpid questions about your "mustang." I'm sure I have a lot...

[//<86TA>\\]

"Is the roll cage real?"-Moron at the Somerville cruise night. Nah, the roll cage is made out cardboard tubing, with padding added for realism.

"Is that a Mustang?" See "Is that a Camaro?" above.



cardboard! HA!:lol:

i had a guy say "nice stang" to me once:shrug:
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[twozs]

what are you gonna do when they stop asking questions? ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all

[//<86TA>\\]

ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all

newbs...:-P
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[bubba428]

newbs...:-P

anybody know of the nearest bomb shelter????

[unstable bob gable]

what are you gonna do when they stop asking questions? ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all

Once more, from the top..."CAMARO" is spelled C-A-M-A-R-O. "CAMERO" is spelled C-A-M-E-R-O. Similar, but different. Just like "where" and "wear," "steel" and "steal," "mike and "mic," etc. etc. etc. etc...

And if you still don't get it, here are some visual references:

Here's a Camero tool box:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/COLLECTORS-Edition-Camero-Z-28-35th-ANN-ToolBox-MORE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ35001QQihZ011QQite mZ320259279370QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

Here's a 67 Camero diecast:

http://cgi.ebay.com/1967-Camero_W0QQitemZ140238615520QQihZ004QQcategoryZ739 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Here's a 4th Gen Camero ricer body kit:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/98-02-Chevy-Camero-Fiberglass-VENICE-BC-BODY-KIT_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ36475QQihZ004QQitem Z140237457267QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

[NumberTwo]

what are you gonna do when they stop asking questions? ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all
Oh the ironing...

[Firebird]

Being I am surrounded by ricers where I live I'm asked "Does that come turbo?"

i am also surrounded by ricers, if any of you want to ruin them, they meet at the dunkin' donuts near 6 flags every Friday at 8 or 9 o' clock. i laugh at them as they pretend to be the fast and the furious down the road getting beat by minivans.

[Featherburner]

Oh the ironing...Shirts or pants?

[//<86TA>\\]

Shirts or pants?
:rofl:
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[twozs]

dude i call my car "the retard magnet" every ******* in the universe migrates his or her way to it and asks the most inane questions or comments about the magnet.embrace it if you didn't want the attention you'd be driving a hornet or a gremlin x or maybe an ambassador or even a matador

[twozs]

Once more, from the top..."CAMARO" is spelled C-A-M-A-R-O. "CAMERO" is spelled C-A-M-E-R-O. Similar, but different. Just like "where" and "wear," "steel" and "steal," "mike and "mic," etc. etc. etc. etc...

And if you still don't get it, here are some visual references:

Here's a Camero tool box:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/COLLECTORS-Edition-Camero-Z-28-35th-ANN-ToolBox-MORE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ35001QQihZ011QQite mZ320259279370QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

Here's a 67 Camero diecast:

http://cgi.ebay.com/1967-Camero_W0QQitemZ140238615520QQihZ004QQcategoryZ739 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Here's a 4th Gen Camero ricer body kit:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/98-02-Chevy-Camero-Fiberglass-VENICE-BC-BODY-KIT_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ36475QQihZ004QQitem Z140237457267QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW OK , wrong , wrong , and wrong what makes it OK? oh btw how's that javiline you drive

[Tru2Chevy]

OK , wrong , wrong , and wrong what makes it OK? oh btw hows that javiline you drive

It's a Mustang, not a Javiline.

- Justin

[unstable bob gable]

OK , wrong , wrong , and wrong what makes it OK? oh btw hows that javiline you drive

I've never heard of a "Javiline." But I have heard of a "Javlin."

Here are some examples:

Javlin slot car:

http://cgi.ebay.com/AURORA-AFX-JAVLIN-TRANS-AM-WHITE-YELLOW-ORANGE-21_W0QQitemZ130228065159QQihZ003QQcategoryZ2618QQs sPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Javlin turn signal cam:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/69-70-71-Javlin-turn-signal-cam_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1638Q2em118Q2el1247 QQcategoryZ6763QQihZ005QQitemZ2435464651QQrdZ1QQss pagenameZWD1V

Javlin carpet:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CARPET-JAVLIN-68-69-70-71-72-73-74-CARPET-KIT_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1638Q2em118Q2el1247 QQcategoryZ140722QQihZ005QQitemZ150240187453QQrdZ1 QQsspagenameZWD1V

[unstable bob gable]

And let us not forget my classic poem "CAMERO:"

CAMERO! CAMERO!
My favorite pony car
CAMERO! CAMERO!
You will always be a star!

CAMERO! CAMERO!
Ricers always eat your dust.
CAMERO! CAMERO!
As pretty as a nice, big, bust!

CAMERO! CAMERO!
You always rule the street!
CAMERO! CAMERO!
Your legend can't be beat!

CAMERO! CAMERO!
You were gone, but you're coming back.
CAMERO CAMERO!
Soon you'll be ready for the attack!

CAMERO! CAMERO!
I spell your name with an "E."
CAMERO! CAMERO!
Whoever doesn't like it, CAN BITE ME!!!

[sweetbmxrider]

Oh the ironing...

wait is it supposed to be ironing or were you shooting for irony? either way haha.

[Slo86Bird]

this thread made my day. =D

[Jersyboyy]

HAHA here are some examples!!!

[jims69camaro]

what are you gonna do when they stop asking questions? ask yourself if you know how to spell CAMARO? i mean, your on a f body site and all

yeah, you're on an f-body site, too.

the best one i got was, "hey, man, that thing got a hemi?" while driving the '69.

[jims69camaro]

Oh the ironing...

yeah, and the irony, too. :mrgreen:

[badzracing]

yeah, you're on an f-body site, too.

the best one i got was, "hey, man, that thing got a hemi?" while driving the '69.

While in my truck I got the " does that thing have a hemi" comment about a hundred times...I just say yes and move on

Once in my dad's pro-street 66 impala some dummy at an exxon asked if it came factory with the "bigger tires on the back"....they are 33X21.5 15's....again the answer was yes....

Best ever was in my truck...I race this POS honda and destroy it...i pull into a gas station and the guy follows me...he says " damn, what the hell you got in that?"...I tell him it's a 6.0...he says " is that a 5.7"...." yep"....what the hell????

[NumberTwo]

wait is it supposed to be ironing or were you shooting for irony? either way haha.
I thought some might get it. Part of visiting a ton of boards I guess.

[sweetbmxrider]

i'm so confused

[ar0ck]

I the only connection I see to a Mustang with the AMX is the back half. But I guess thats what a majority of the people see.

[jims69camaro]

I the only connection I see to a Mustang with the AMX is the back half. But I guess thats what a majority of the people see.

especially the assclowns asking the questions.

it's a 6.0... is that a 5.7? :omfg!:!!111

[WildBillyT]

Anybody know of a black Javelin/AMX in the Somerset area? I saw one earlier today on 202N heading towards Branchburg.