View Full Version : COME ON! YOU WOULDA DONE IT, TOO!
unstable bob gable
06-11-2008, 10:26 PM
OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now....:rofl: And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! :mrgreen:
Tru2Chevy
06-11-2008, 10:30 PM
:shakes head:
Did you get her number? :lol:
- Justin
CamaroGirlie
06-11-2008, 11:05 PM
No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???
sweetbmxrider
06-11-2008, 11:19 PM
i saw this HOOOOOTTTTTY at a car dealership today. my buddy was checkin out a 2000 ls1 camaro and she had some tig ol' biddies. i was totally gunna throw a line or two at her but she seemed like the bitch type so i let her go. then i went to a small bar where this hottie works at that likes my **** so she hooked me and my boy up most! great times today
unstable bob gable
06-12-2008, 12:15 AM
:shakes head:
Did you get her number? :lol:
- Justin
Yeah, I got a number alright...:rofl:
unstable bob gable
06-12-2008, 12:17 AM
No I wouldn't have done it...lol and I thought u were married???
I waz only being a good solder and following orders! After all, she had her request in writing...:nod::lol::rofl:
JerzLT1
06-12-2008, 02:12 AM
way to follow orders airman, you made me proud ;)
Saitin
06-12-2008, 10:00 AM
LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe
Savage_Messiah
06-12-2008, 10:07 AM
LAWLS nice one
UBG you need your own forum section or something hehe
read his sig closer, lol
bcgetfresh
06-12-2008, 10:23 AM
OK, I went to the 7-11 in Morrisville Pennsyltucky tonight to git my evening beverage, and there was a HOT! HOT! HOT! HOTTIE! in line in front of me...blond, petite, yummy yummies, nice azz...and she was wearing a pair of sweat pants that had "TWO HAND TOUCH" lettered across the butt! Well, being the former military man I am, I am conditioned to follow orders, ESPECIALLY written ones! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....well, it's a good thing we were in Pennsyltucky, or I MIGHT be in jail right now....:rofl: And yes, there was a bird in that 7-11...A BIG GOOSE!!! :mrgreen:
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
Savage_Messiah
06-12-2008, 10:44 AM
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
:stupid:
Knipps
06-12-2008, 12:25 PM
:stupid:
:werd:
Nice one bob!
98tadriver
06-12-2008, 12:43 PM
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
:stupid:
i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died
:stupid:
i saw UBG in person once. He is not one to pick a fight with!! I heard that this one time, a Rattlesnake bit UBG, and the rattlesnake died
UBG doesn't tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them. :nod:
bcgetfresh
06-12-2008, 03:52 PM
I think UBG would take you. Now that would look silly...
you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.
you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.
ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass. :lol:
P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out.
qwikz28
06-12-2008, 04:02 PM
you dont kno me, and what type of guy does that...a former military man? you think he would show more respect.
he wasn't serious. why would he publically post about sexual harassment?
WildBillyT
06-12-2008, 04:05 PM
he wasn't serious. why would he publically post about sexual harassment?
Actually, I think it it's fourth degree sexual assault.
bcgetfresh
06-12-2008, 04:07 PM
ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass. :lol:
P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out.
yup thats me..
PS? your a geek lol
wow thats a great insult, i give your e-c0ck +1 inch!
sweetbmxrider
06-12-2008, 06:44 PM
:popcorn: (i dont even like popcorn)
:popcorn: (i dont even like popcorn)
There's no need for popcorn, as soon as the newb gets his panties in a wad this thread will be locked down by the mods. I'm not allowed to be mean to people anymore, unlike the good old days :lol:
sweetbmxrider
06-12-2008, 09:03 PM
ahhh damn it! i was seriously settling in for a battle royal! oh well
unstable bob gable
06-12-2008, 10:31 PM
lucky her man wasnt in the isle and came over and beat ur ass cause i know i would have
*GULP!* YOU SCARED ME! STOP IT, OR YOU'LL MAKE ME CRY!
NOT!!!!
Lissen man, you're the 6,458 th WWW TUFF! GUY this month who says they can/want to kick my azz. So, you have to take a number, and get in line like everybody else! And, due to time constraints, I no longer give the option of type of battle. I'm strictly doing steel cage matches these days, because I look so dayum cute in my new singlet. And foreign objects are allowed...my foreign object is a rabid Mexican that I keep in my pants, then I sic 'em on yer azz!
And just for the record, if Mz Touch my Botte' had a "man," he prolly would have something to say about her choice of flaunt. But, being as it was Morrisville Pennsyltucky, if she had a boyfriend, the four toofer was prolly in one of Morrisville's many tabacky shops, getting his hack on.
LTb1ow
06-12-2008, 10:34 PM
You should have another drink beer get together and we could have a battle royal!
unstable bob gable
06-12-2008, 10:36 PM
You should have another drink beer get together and we could have a battle royal!
But I think all youz guyz would team up to throw me over the ropes first...:mrgreen:
Mexican that I keep in my pants
Whats Kasey doing there? :shock:
unstable bob gable
06-12-2008, 10:42 PM
Whats Kasey doing there? :shock:
Shhhhhhhhh....:rofl:
Dark_Knight7096
06-12-2008, 10:48 PM
Dude I'd watch it, when the Boogey Man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks his closet for UBG.
Right now ur internet nutz are writing checks your body can't cash.
We are all friends here, the post was made in good fun, loosen up, make some friends, or you might find yourself taking a vacation from the site.
97slpss
06-12-2008, 11:43 PM
But, being as it was Morrisville Pennsyltucky, if she had a boyfriend, the four toofer was prolly in one of Morrisville's many tabacky shops, getting his hack on.
i almost pissed my paants laughing hahaha
NastyEllEssWon
06-13-2008, 12:32 AM
nice one ubg. you know someone has to be pretty well known to have their own acronym. lucky you. your also lucky she wasnt under 18. there couldve been a 7-11 surveilence tape being shown with ubg groping little girls buying slurpees.
at least you groped the girls and not the firemen the other night :rofl:
Savage_Messiah
06-13-2008, 12:49 AM
ohh, I'm sorry mister badass 20 year old that can kick everyone ass. :lol:
P.S. Nowhere did I state that I cared to know you, or any facts about you. Don't let the internet door hit you on the way out.
I miss classic Vitals posts.
Savage_Messiah
06-14-2008, 03:52 PM
Your sky has NY plates. You are a traitor :lol:
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