IF YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD AMERICAN...!

[unstable bob gable]

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does!

So, next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment..

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists, and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America.

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on!

[madness410]

LOL

[JerzLT1]

:( im not home for this! haha i wish it was true

[redbanditZ28]

Wait, so us guys are supposed to walk out of the house naked, or the girls? I am confused.

Just kidding. Seriously a joke.

[maroman88]

LOL

[79CamaroDiva]

what about the muslims who post on our forum? all muslims are terrorists now? I understand its a joke, but stuff like this should be kept to private email or just flushed down the toilet. Its pretty disgusting how close-minded people can be when it comes to "patriotism." This is equally as bad as saying something about any other racial or religious group. Hey, lets go start a thread about the jews too, and then the puerto ricans, then the mexicans, might as well get the african americans while we're at it. lets just kill everyone thats not blonde haired and blue eyed..

[Untamed]

Yeah that was a little much Bob. If folks wanna help our law enforcement organizations catch would-be terrorists, they can do three things:

1. Keep your eyes and ears open and report something that truly looks suspicious; or

2. Join the military and get sent overseas somewhere to fight em on someone else's soil.

3. Join a law enforcement organization and make a career out of it.

None of the above are limited to those who are muslim or even middle eastern. Not trying to be politically correct, just suppotive of several of my friends who follow different faiths and have different ethnic backgrounds.

[BigAls87Z28]

Oh shut up and just show your boobs and drink beer.

[Mark B]

Haha... I like it.

[iamsickofitall]

interesting...but what happens when a radical decides to commit a suicide bombing as his way of going out?

i'll have to remind my muslim friend's to remain blindfolded for the event.

[sweetbmxrider]

i might be naked for this too

[UserName]

i got green eyes does that count?

[12secondv6]

I'm not American.

[unstable bob gable]

**** BEING "P.C." IT WAS A GOD DAYUM JOKE! I DIDN'T WRITE IT, AND IT WAS SENT TO ME BY AN F BODY GUY. And just for the record, I have Muslim friends. I work with a Muslim guy who wears a turbine, and yesterday we were trying to figure out if we could fit it w/ an AC sytem to keep his head cool. And GOOD GOLLY, MISS ****IN' MOLLY! HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!!!!! I ****IN' GIVE UP!!!!!

KILL WHITEY! KILL THE WHITE DEVIL! KILL ALL CRACKERS! Is it OK that I said that, since I am poor white trash?????? :-x

[r0nin89]

what about the muslims who post on our forum? all muslims are terrorists now? I understand its a joke, but stuff like this should be kept to private email or just flushed down the toilet. Its pretty disgusting how close-minded people can be when it comes to "patriotism." This is equally as bad as saying something about any other racial or religious group. Hey, lets go start a thread about the jews too, and then the puerto ricans, then the mexicans, might as well get the african americans while we're at it. lets just kill everyone thats not blonde haired and blue eyed..

Yeah actually if you read into it the Muslim religion says that we are the enemy right in their "bible". It also follows that up with how their mission in life is to defeat us (aka kill) to please their god.

The ignorance is really the other way around in this case. I'm not going to claim to be some Kurran (sp?) expert or anything but after researching some Obama debate stuff on another forum I came across that little tidbit.


PS: I'm all for UBG Day.

PSPS: I think this is what makes Unstable Bob Gable Unstable...

[1972LT1]

I took it for what it was...a joke. And if there are any Muslims on this site they are easy-going people who can take a joke. Come on......anyone who posts here knows that anything in the lounge is just a bunch of BS. If anyone was offended they would have suicide bombed the mods and every chevy dealer;)

[sweetbmxrider]

Yeah actually if you read into it the Muslim religion says that we are the enemy right in their "bible". It also follows that up with how their mission in life is to defeat us (aka kill) to please their god.

The ignorance is really the other way around in this case. I'm not going to claim to be some Kurran (sp?) expert or anything but after researching some Obama debate stuff on another forum I came across that little tidbit.


PS: I'm all for UBG Day.

PSPS: I think this is what makes Unstable Bob Gable Unstable...

its p.p.s.

[BonzoHansen]

6/14 is Flag Day. :usa:

[crazyl]

what about the muslims who post on our forum? all muslims are terrorists now? I understand its a joke, but stuff like this should be kept to private email or just flushed down the toilet. Its pretty disgusting how close-minded people can be when it comes to "patriotism." This is equally as bad as saying something about any other racial or religious group. Hey, lets go start a thread about the jews too, and then the puerto ricans, then the mexicans, might as well get the african americans while we're at it. lets just kill everyone thats not blonde haired and blue eyed..
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So what your saying is " If it aint white, it aint right" , Now im just kidding i have many black friends i was real close with cause of football and i have had a few muslim friends i graduated with. For the most part you can be racial towards mexicans. Only the true " card carrying memebers" belong here.

[SupermanX24]

Oh shut up and just show your boobs and drink beer.

amen

[ar0ck]

http://homepages.slingshot.co.nz/~bites/wahmbulance.jpg

[sweetbmxrider]

:rofl:

[shane27]

all muslims are terrorists now? yes.

didn't you get the memo?

[BigAls87Z28]

Actually, the Koran says nothing of killing people. They are supposed to be very peaceful.

[iamsickofitall]

Actually, the Koran says nothing of killing people. They are supposed to be very peaceful.

yup...we are not defined as the "enemy" either. it's the radicals that take things out of context and interpret things wrongly. they are the tards that blow stuff up and kill people.

[Jersyboyy]

Well being a half blooded Afghani yup the epitome of the terrorist nation, I for one found the JOKE somewhat entertaining a little over the top but all in all a joke none the less. Plus I know bob meant no harm by it. Im not the best muslim tho, I will be sitting on my lawn holding a Heineken in one hand and a bottle of lotion in the other! ;)

And Al is correct, fundamentalist and radicals take the Quran out of context for their own personal gains. They brain wash poor countries that have nothing left into thinking their way is the right way. Muslims are pretty peaceful people things these days are just f***** up for every one.

[zuuhlsT/A]

Well being a half blooded Afghani yup the epitome of the terrorist nation, I for one found the JOKE somewhat entertaining a little over the top but all in all a joke none the less. Plus I know bob meant no harm by it. Im not the best muslim tho, I will be sitting on my lawn holding a Heineken in one hand and a bottle of lotion in the other! ;)

And Al is correct, fundamentalist and radicals take the Quran out of context for their own personal gains. They brain wash poor countries that have nothing left into thinking their way is the right way. Muslims are pretty peaceful people things these days are just f***** up for every one.

Thank you for straightening out the ignorance of others. I really appreciate it. Some people can just get the wrong idea out of a statement and blow it so out of context it's outta control. Wish everybody could think straight but it ain't gonna happen.

[BigAls87Z28]

Same thing goes for the crazy christians that have large militant camps, to even people like the KKK and America Nazi. They all belive in something, and take it farther then most would.
Every religion is full of crazies.

With that said...Muslim, Catholic, Jew, or whatever....drink beer, show bewbs next weekend.

[Jersyboyy]

I try to make that an every weekend thing why make it a one time a year thing thats just crazy talk!