Somebody needs to straighten out the "CENTRAL" section...

[unstable bob gable]

WTF? I go to the CENTRAL section to see if anything is going on, and there is all kinds of crap posted for Hamilton, EWWWWWW-ing, Ocean Township....Why the hell aren't these things in the SOUTH section where they belong? I don't feel like wasting my time reading crap that has nothing to do with my CENTRAL area! :-x

[Tru2Chevy]

Heh.....I was waiting for this post. In fact, those of us in attendance even discussed it over lunch Wednesday.

- Justin

[unstable bob gable]

And it sux that the "admin" at the lunch wasn't Tim! If it was Tim, and in CENTRAL, I woulda showed!
Now do yer dayum job and move those posts SOUTH, where they belong!

[BigAls87Z28]

It is central. You live in north central, I live in central central, and I work in south central.

[Mike]

just
give
it
up

[BigAls87Z28]

Im at work...someone get my map.

[unstable bob gable]

Gee, I guess Atlantic City is "Central" too, right? Even though it took me 2 hours to get there, and I passed by all yer fake azz Central locations!

[baddest434]

north/central/south....wtf the difference, with you guys? n.j. sux no matter when you live. it's like the civil war is still alive around here. :mrgreen:

[unstable bob gable]

north/central/south....wtf the difference, with you guys? n.j. sux no matter when you live. it's like the civil war is still alive around here. :mrgreen:

You were in that Civil War, too, weren't ya, Pops?

[baddest434]

You were in that Civil War, too, weren't ya, Pops?

i have done alot in my life. i crossed the delaware w/washington fought in the civil war i even helped in the development of the wheel:mrgreen:

[badzracing]

i have done alot in my life. i crossed the delaware w/washington fought in the civil war i even helped in the development of the wheel:mrgreen:

I'd like to personally thank you for fire as well

[Dark_Knight7096]

correct me if i'm wrong, hamilton/trenton/ewing that would be central

right in the center left of this picture where PA violates the backdoor

http://geology.com/state-map/maps/new-jersey-state-map.gif

[baddest434]

violating the backdoor :rofl:ftw

[unstable bob gable]

correct me if i'm wrong, hamilton/trenton/ewing that would be central

right in the center left of this picture where PA violates the backdoor
http://geology.com/state-map/maps/new-jersey-state-map.gif

Nice red X. I guess I can see that in Central, too, right?

[Tru2Chevy]

Nice red X. I guess I can see that in Central, too, right?

:shrug: Works for me.....maybe only people in Central can see it, and you are actually part of the North :shock:

- Justin

[Dark_Knight7096]

:shrug: Works for me.....maybe only people in Central can see it, and you are actually part of the North :shock:

- Justin


BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA

[BigAls87Z28]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/BigAlZ/new_jersey_90.jpg

The lines dictate where people live. If you fall into these sections, thats what you are.

The colors also help you find out what type of Jerseyite you are. Tan are Shore people, Blue are city or urbanites, and green...you probably have a pick up truck or two, missing a few teeth, or find it ok to date your relatives....

[GP99GT]

Gee, I guess Atlantic City is "Central" too, right? Even though it took me 2 hours to get there, and I passed by all yer fake azz Central locations!

if it took you 2 hours to get to AC...thats kinda sad

i get to wildwood from waste milford in about 2 and a half

[unstable bob gable]

if it took you 2 hours to get to AC...thats kinda sad

i get to wildwood from waste milford in about 2 and a half

We'll, letz see, tuff guy...

1. I was driving a 4 cylinder Cavalier set up for MPG
2. I was taking the "scenic route"
3. I wasn't in a hurry
4. I stopped at a rest stop to pizz and get a beverage
5. I stopped at Denny's to take a chit

So, grow yourself a God dayum chest and I'll pin a metal on it for your vastly superior driving "mad skillz!" :-x

[unstable bob gable]

You clowns can post up as many maps as ya want and color 'em with as many crayons as ya want, but yer all wrong. The shore ain't fukkin' Central, and maybe if this was f'n Texas the Trenhamililewing crowd could claim Centralship. But I'm in Central, right by New Brunswick. Look at your dayum map and you'll see it. Then if I'm driving an hour south to get to your turf, I ain't in Central anymore, and you were NEVER in Central! So, get those dayum posts in the SOUTH section where they belong!!!

[Tru2Chevy]

If you were to measure the distance from the upper tip of Sussex County to the very bottom of Cape May County, and draw a line from West to East directly in the center of that previously measure distance it would actually be below Trenton / Hamilton / Ewing.

So I might see your point if you were trying to claim that you were North and Trenton/Hamilton/Ewing/Etc was Central.....but no way are we southerners.

- Justin

[unstable bob gable]

If you were to measure the distance from the upper tip of Sussex County to the very bottom of Cape May County, and draw a line from West to East directly in the center of that previously measure distance it would actually be below Trenton / Hamilton / Ewing.

So I might see your point if you were trying to claim that you were North and Trenton/Hamilton/Ewing/Etc was Central.....but no way are we southerners.

- Justin

Everybody just wants to claim they are Central. Next the dayum Pennsyltucky 4 toofers are gonna claim that they are WESTERN New Jersey. Or, why not call them "Central" too, since everything else is Central? I better check my mileage, since I'm traveling 30+ miles to work and am not getting out of Central until I'm in Pennsyltucky...:-x

[sweetbmxrider]

so wait, the j shore, mainly ocean county, isn't central jersey? well technically Pt. Pleasant is a man made island, but who's countin

[NumberTwo]

if it took you 2 hours to get to AC...thats kinda sad

i get to wildwood from waste milford in about 2 and a half
How is 2 hours to AC sad? Takes me about an hour and 45 to get there from Old Bridge, and UBG is 20 mins NW of me.

[GP99GT]

How is 2 hours to AC sad? Takes me about an hour and 45 to get there from Old Bridge, and UBG is 20 mins NW of me.

cause thats a long time...?

2 and a half hours in my 95 saturn sc2, from exit 52 to 1 on 287, then from 127 to 4 on the parkway

[bad64chevelle]

If you were to measure the distance from the upper tip of Sussex County to the very bottom of Cape May County, and draw a line from West to East directly in the center of that previously measure distance it would actually be below Trenton / Hamilton / Ewing.

So I might see your point if you were trying to claim that you were North and Trenton/Hamilton/Ewing/Etc was Central.....but no way are we southerners.

- Justin

We cant argue with Bob...cold hard facts mean nothing. He substitutes those facts for fantasy... :lol:

[NastyEllEssWon]

IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT MCGUIRE AIR FORCE BASE IS THE GEOLOGICAL EXACT CENTER OF NJ. ITS THE REASON THEY PICKED THE SPOT FOR THEIR BASE. UBG YOU CALL ME SOUTH JERSEY ONE MORE TIME. I SWEAR TO GOD. BANG MOON STRAIGHT UP YOUR EXHAUST PIPE :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


seriously. south jersey starts at the burlington county are.
your in north jersey dude. right on the tip of central north.
i bet you like the giants. and south likes the eagles. central
theres a mix of both.

IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO NYC IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES YOUR NORTH JERSEY.
IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO PHILLY IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES YOUR CENTRAL.
IF YOU TELL PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN STATE WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE TOWN, YOU LIVE IN SOUTH JERSEY.

cleared up. thanks

[WildBillyT]

IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT MCGUIRE AIR FORCE BASE IS THE GEOLOGICAL EXACT CENTER OF NJ. ITS THE REASON THEY PICKED THE SPOT FOR THEIR BASE. UBG YOU CALL ME SOUTH JERSEY ONE MORE TIME. I SWEAR TO GOD. BANG MOON STRAIGHT UP YOUR EXHAUST PIPE :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


seriously. south jersey starts at the burlington county are.
your in north jersey dude. right on the tip of central north.
i bet you like the giants. and south likes the eagles. central
theres a mix of both.

IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO NYC IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES YOUR NORTH JERSEY.
IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO PHILLY IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES YOUR CENTRAL.
IF YOU TELL PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN STATE WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE TOWN, YOU LIVE IN SOUTH JERSEY.

cleared up. thanks

How about none of the above?

[unstable bob gable]

IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT MCGUIRE AIR FORCE BASE IS THE GEOLOGICAL EXACT CENTER OF NJ. ITS THE REASON THEY PICKED THE SPOT FOR THEIR BASE. UBG YOU CALL ME SOUTH JERSEY ONE MORE TIME. I SWEAR TO GOD. BANG MOON STRAIGHT UP YOUR EXHAUST PIPE :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


seriously. south jersey starts at the burlington county are.
your in north jersey dude. right on the tip of central north.
i bet you like the giants. and south likes the eagles. central
theres a mix of both.

IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO NYC IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES YOUR NORTH JERSEY.
IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO PHILLY IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES YOUR CENTRAL.
IF YOU TELL PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN STATE WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE TOWN, YOU LIVE IN SOUTH JERSEY.

cleared up. thanks

Once again, the damage crack can do to a life is shown. CRACK IS WHACK, THAT'S A FACT, JACK!!!!

[BigAls87Z28]

IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT MCGUIRE AIR FORCE BASE IS THE GEOLOGICAL EXACT CENTER OF NJ. ITS THE REASON THEY PICKED THE SPOT FOR THEIR BASE. UBG YOU CALL ME SOUTH JERSEY ONE MORE TIME. I SWEAR TO GOD. BANG MOON STRAIGHT UP YOUR EXHAUST PIPE :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


seriously. south jersey starts at the burlington county are.
your in north jersey dude. right on the tip of central north.
i bet you like the giants. and south likes the eagles. central
theres a mix of both.

IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO NYC IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES YOUR NORTH JERSEY.
IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO PHILLY IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES YOUR CENTRAL.
IF YOU TELL PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN STATE WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE TOWN, YOU LIVE IN SOUTH JERSEY.

cleared up. thanks

Hour to NYC
Hour and change to Philly
People know where Long Branch or Asbury Park are.
And I like the Cowboys.

[NastyEllEssWon]

yeah well jersey shore has its own geographical location.
THE JERSEY SHORE. i forgot to mention that.

never done crack before ubg. lol

central nj is mercer county all the way. now show some respect to your state capitol.

[Mike]

yeah well jersey shore has its own geographical location.
THE JERSEY SHORE. i forgot to mention that.

never done crack before ubg. lol

central nj is mercer county all the way. now show some respect to your state capitol.

umm our capitol dosent deserve any respect, it deserves to be ignored, or maybe have a wall put around it

[Savage_Messiah]

It's capital... if you can't spell capital correctly, you're not from the north

[WildBillyT]

It's capital... if you can't spell capital correctly, you're not from the north

Cap·i·tal
–noun 1. the city or town that is the official seat of government in a country, state, etc.: Tokyo is the capital of Japan.


Cap·i·tol
–noun 1. the building in Washington, D.C., used by the Congress of the U.S. for its sessions.


Well done. That's why you are member of the year.

[Savage_Messiah]

What I mean to say was confuse capital and capitol... :nod:

It's like there, their and they're...

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO NYC IN LESS THAN 30 MINUTES YOUR NORTH JERSEY.
IF YOU CAN DRIVE TO PHILLY IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES YOUR CENTRAL.
IF YOU TELL PEOPLE FROM YOUR OWN STATE WHERE YOU LIVE AND THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE TOWN, YOU LIVE IN SOUTH JERSEY.

cleared up. thanks

According to this, I live in South Jersey....I am more than 30 min from NYC, can't drive to philly in less than 20, and nobody has heard of my town...even though I'm in NW Morris County :lol:

[NumberTwo]

cause thats a long time...?

2 and a half hours in my 95 saturn sc2, from exit 52 to 1 on 287, then from 127 to 4 on the parkway
Wow, grats to you for blatently speeding then?

[79CamaroDiva]

According to this, I live in South Jersey....I am more than 30 min from NYC, can't drive to philly in less than 20, and nobody has heard of my town...even though I'm in NW Morris County :lol:

sure you can get to NYC in 30 mins.. and i've heard of your town ;)

[GP99GT]

Wow, grats to you for blatently speeding then?

average of 71.2mph...you cant blatently speed in a saturn without a long downhill straightaway :lol:

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

sure you can get to NYC in 30 mins.. and i've heard of your town ;)

I've never driven in but it always takes at LEAST 45-50 minutes...the charter buses were obviously significantly slower so they don't count.

[PBodyGT87]

UBG, what you'd like to argue, if you want to sound valid, is that there is only north and south, no central. and if you divide jersey in two, based on length, where justin and I live, is north. so give us a big hug.

[sweetbmxrider]

according to UBG...

http://www.thecompassblog.com/uploaded_images/flat-copy-787540.jpg

[DaSkinnyGuy]

1st of all this is the Newjersey f-body forum. At this point NJ isnt that big of a state to complain exactly were people live. try having this thread in the Alaska F-body owners association forum. Theres no such thing there as north central and south. Its called Alaska.

2nd. When i talk to people in south jersey and tell them I live in Hopatcong. They go were the heck is Hop-At-A-Cong. I have to repeat its Ho-pat-cong and tell them im from Northwest NJ.

3rd. camarodiva yea its possible to make it to NYC maybe at 3am doing 110mph the whole way in 30 mins. and u better know where long valley is you live like 7 mins from it. If you dont were coming over and doing laps around you apartment complex and waking you up sunday morning at 4am.

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

and u better know where long valley is you live like 7 mins from it. If you dont were coming over and doing laps around you apartment complex and waking you up sunday morning at 4am.

When did we decided this? I will be down the shore :lol:...besides i have better things to do at 4 am lol

[79CamaroDiva]

1st of all this is the Newjersey f-body forum. At this point NJ isnt that big of a state to complain exactly were people live. try having this thread in the Alaska F-body owners association forum. Theres no such thing there as north central and south. Its called Alaska.

2nd. When i talk to people in south jersey and tell them I live in Hopatcong. They go were the heck is Hop-At-A-Cong. I have to repeat its Ho-pat-cong and tell them im from Northwest NJ.

3rd. camarodiva yea its possible to make it to NYC maybe at 3am doing 110mph the whole way in 30 mins. and u better know where long valley is you live like 7 mins from it. If you dont were coming over and doing laps around you apartment complex and waking you up sunday morning at 4am.

:lol: thats fine by me, i won't hear it.. if i can sleep through snoring, surely i can sleep through a few cars doing laps. the other 700 or so apartments here might get angry though :p

[12secondv6]

Another lame thread

[unstable bob gable]

Another lame thread

But you still read it and posted in it, huh, buttweezel?

[Kojak]

Its all New Jersey, but the way I like to think is driving an hour down the Parkway is Central, and two hours down the park way is South.

[someGTOguy]

im gunna have to go with ubg. the moment i get onto the turnpike south, its south jersey.

[Savage_Messiah]

Turnpike wise:

North is above 11

Central is 11 thru 7

South is 6 and below

[NastyEllEssWon]

exit 7A:moon:

[band77one]

canada ftw.

[79CamaroDiva]

draw a box around nj, put an x through it like how you would find the center of anything else. turns out bordentown is very close to the exact center of nj. it takes me an hr and a half-2 hrs to get there, but i won't argue.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j274/79CamaroDiva/njx.jpg

[Mike]

WHO THE HELL CARES,
this is the 323,345,334,001 time bob has posted about it, and its still a stupid argument that shouldnt make it to 3 pages

[79CamaroDiva]

WHO THE HELL CARES,
this is the 323,345,334,001 time bob has posted about it, and its still a stupid argument that shouldnt make it to 3 pages

... are you saying youre central or south?


:flower:

[bad64chevelle]

draw a box around nj, put an x through it like how you would find the center of anything else. turns out bordentown is very close to the exact center of nj.

:-) ahhh good ole Bordentown... I miss that town sometimes.

[BonzoHansen]

... are you saying youre central or south?


:flower:

South Central?

http://theroosterstrikes.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/werd.jpg

[unstable bob gable]

draw a box around nj, put an x through it like how you would find the center of anything else. turns out bordentown is very close to the exact center of nj. it takes me an hr and a half-2 hrs to get there, but i won't argue.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j274/79CamaroDiva/njx.jpg

1. That "X" is FAR from centered.
2. Your intersection is in Pennsyltucky, anyway...

[WildBillyT]

1. That "X" is FAR from centered.
2. Your intersection is in Pennsyltucky, anyway...

How is it not centered?

[ar0ck]

Bump for angry UBG

[79CamaroDiva]

1. That "X" is FAR from centered.
2. Your intersection is in Pennsyltucky, anyway...

bob. i love you, but you need your eyes checked. The box around NJ touches every edge of the state. each line goes corner to corner to find the exact center of the box.

and the intersection is right on the edge, but its actually in jersey.

unless of course, everything south of trenton is actually delaware. then maybe your idea of central is correct.


for the record, i always say that the ewing/hamilton crew is south, but i understand that they're not, that there is in fact much mroe left of jersey below them.

[Savage_Messiah]

I think I know the confusion.

Except the shore, and AC, there's not much useful south of Trenton.


So maybe Bob is only counting the useful part of the state?

[BonzoHansen]

I think I know the confusion.

Except the shore, and AC, there's not much useful south of Trenton.


So maybe Bob is only counting the useful part of the state?

So north of "south of Trenton" is central? :shrug:

[Savage_Messiah]

...



WHAT?!?!?!?!

[Tru2Chevy]

...



WHAT?!?!?!?!

Ewing/Hamilton is north of south of Trenton......so we're central, right?

- Justin

[Kojak]

What if the moon was backwards the sky was green, plants were blue and the planet stopped spinning, would I be still be in the north..?

[Tru2Chevy]

What if the moon was backwards the sky was green, plants were blue and the planet stopped spinning, would I be still be in the north..?

No, you'd be in jail for having sex with a miner. :mrgreen:

- Justin

[BonzoHansen]

Ewing/Hamilton is north of south of Trenton......so we're central, right?

- Justin

It went over his head.....

[unstable bob gable]

[bob. i love you, but you need your eyes checked. The box around NJ touches every edge of the state. each line goes corner to corner to find the exact center of the box.]

If you loved me you'd dump that sheep chaser and run away with me. U know I'm very fragile about the word "love" right now, since Danica got the restraining order on me. And my eyesite is perfect 20-20. No glasses needed on this handsome mug. Anywho, since when is NJ a totally square state? Never was,never will be. So, can't put a not square state in a box and run Xs for acurate readings. That X is waaaaaaaay off.

[and the intersection is right on the edge, but its actually in jersey.]

It's pretty easy to see a red X on a white background. Which is where your intersection is. And white is Pennsyltucky right?

[unless of course, everything south of trenton is actually delaware. then maybe your idea of central is correct.]

Im not saying that. I'm just saying Trentewinbordomercerhamilton is South Jersey. Call it the "start" or "Northern tip" of South Jersey if ya want, but it AIN'T Central.

[for the record, i always say that the ewing/hamilton crew is south, but i understand that they're not, that there is in fact much mroe left of jersey below them.]

I don't understand why you are conflicting yourself...just continue to say that the EWWWWWW-ing/Hamboneilton crew is SOUTH, be right, and leave it at that.

[Kojak]

No, you'd be in jail for having sex with a miner. :mrgreen:

- Justin

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/Kojaks/Misc/jitcrunchaspx.jpg

[wretched73]

Why is it that every thread ubg makes he's angry about something?

This be the internet. Easy tiger. Just go punch out some hooker, it helps relieve the stress.

[Pampered-Z]

1. That "X" is FAR from centered.
2. Your intersection is in Pennsyltucky, anyway...

That makes it offical, Pennsyltuckians are right! The entire state is Eastern NJ!

[Jersey_TA]

north/central/south....wtf the difference, with you guys? n.j. sux no matter when you live. it's like the civil war is still alive around here. :mrgreen:


Ding, ding, ding......jonny tell him what he's won.

[NastyEllEssWon]

the person who said the approximate center of nj by that red x was bordentown is actually very close with his estimate. the exact center of nj is Mcguire Air Force Base in wrightstown nj. It was built so that we would have a base capable of mobilizing anywhere in nj from one CENTRAL spot.

[BigAls87Z28]

We could go by school districts.

In high school, I won state champs for Central Jersey Group III.
I beat teams from Middletown, North Hamilton/Nottingham, and Long Branch for the title.

I live in Central Jersey, end of story, thread over.

[Mike]

We could go by school districts.

In high school, I won state champs for Central Jersey Group III.
I beat teams from Middletown, North Hamilton/Nottingham, and Long Branch for the title.

I live in Central Jersey, end of story, thread over.



yeah nottingham sucks at everything.......didnt know we probably played against each other al.....

[Tru2Chevy]

yeah nottingham sucks at everything.......didnt know we probably played against each other al.....

You played Football Mike?

- Justin

[Frosty]

You played Football Mike?

- Justin

I thought he said he was one of the cheerleaders. :rofl:

[79CamaroDiva]

the person who said the approximate center of nj by that red x was bordentown is actually very close with his estimate. the exact center of nj is Mcguire Air Force Base in wrightstown nj. It was built so that we would have a base capable of mobilizing anywhere in nj from one CENTRAL spot.

... I am a her

[Mike]

You played Football Mike?

- Justin

yes and baseball.

[GP99GT]

... I am a her

girls dont use the interweb

[BigAls87Z28]

Elohel girls on the internets ftl.

Yeah, actually they were pretty good. We played the Nottingham/North Hamilton Northstars or something, and those muthas were maaaaaaaaasive!! It was probably the best team I ever played. If the star running back/nose tackle (yeah..he was both) didnt shatter his arm on one of my guy's helmet, it would have been a good game.
But he did...and we shut them out 28-0.

[Tru2Chevy]

... I am a her

girls dont use the interweb

Elohel girls on the internets ftl.

http://pics.ohlawd.net/img/no%20girls%20allowed.jpg

- Justin

[79CamaroDiva]

I'm sorry. does that mean i have to beg to be part of this top secret boys club?

[Tru2Chevy]

I'm sorry. does that mean i have to beg to be part of this top secret boys club?

I suppose you're cool enough to hang out on the internets :flower:

- Justin