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unstable bob gable
06-17-2008, 11:46 PM
A frog goes into a bank an approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

(you're gonna love this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

String
06-17-2008, 11:55 PM
:rofl: .....no wait, just kidding.

Mike
06-17-2008, 11:59 PM
ummm

NumberTwo
06-18-2008, 01:47 AM
I got a chuckle out of it :)

Savage_Messiah
06-18-2008, 02:26 AM
why the hell does this get an angry face?

unstable bob gable
06-18-2008, 08:45 AM
why the hell does this get an angry face?

Because I used this to replace a post that got deleted by a way over bearing admin! :-x Nothing like being told you can't even talk about
Caucasians, when the last time I looked in the fukkin' mirror I looked pretty God dayum Caucasian to myself!

Mike
06-18-2008, 10:13 AM
bob you specifically posted that thread to antagonize the mods that asked you to stop refering to the wawa tea by its nick name in the other thread, how the hell can you be mad it got deleted when you did it just to piss people off?

r0nin89
06-18-2008, 10:18 AM
Because I used this to replace a post that got deleted by a way over bearing admin! :-x Nothing like being told you can't even talk about
Caucasians, when the last time I looked in the fukkin' mirror I looked pretty God dayum Caucasian to myself!

Bob stop it the politcally correct nazi's are getting you. YOUR WHITE!

Lets recap

http://www.dupontdental.com/images/p-black-guy.jpg

This man is black. End

http://www.unstablebobgable.com/pics/ub2.gif

White

Any questions?

WildBillyT
06-18-2008, 10:31 AM
bob you specifically posted that thread to antagonize the mods that asked you to stop refering to the wawa tea by its nick name in the other thread, how the hell can you be mad it got deleted when you did it just to piss people off?

Thank you.

We are not trying to be the PC police. And, quite frankly, none of us have been really mod-happy for a while. I can't actually even remember the last time I locked a post down or deleted one because of behavior on here.

But one thing I won't tolarate on here is any form of racism. Joking or otherwise. If you want to spout off about other ethnicities find another place to do it. And I don't give a **** if you are trying to be funny or don't mean anything by it.

I was respectful when I asked people to drop it and let it go. I probably even broke the "mod code" by not going through and deleting all of the questionable text. I am going to be a lot less respectful with the way I deal with this crap if people continue to press the issue.

unstable bob gable
06-18-2008, 11:06 AM
bob you specifically posted that thread to antagonize the mods that asked you to stop refering to the wawa tea by its nick name in the other thread, how the hell can you be mad it got deleted when you did it just to piss people off?

Oh, so now your a Psychologist? Well, you better stick to your day job. And if you do your day job as pizz poorly as you play Psychologist, there is an empty prison right now, with all it former inmates prolly all the way to Canada or Mexico by now.

FYI: [DOC] I was trying to take the heat off the "considered racist" nickname by giving it a new handle, that would be funny. And where did anybody say to quit calling the drink by it's nickname? This is what I saw posted:

"Yeah. I'm not going to kill this thread as long as the discussion of that ends right now. Not very respectful to some of the people on here."

Nobody said to stop, just to quit the discussion. So sorry, but I haz a problem ov bein abl to reade preitty gud.

unstable bob gable
06-18-2008, 11:11 AM
Thank you.

We are not trying to be the PC police. And, quite frankly, none of us have been really mod-happy for a while. I can't actually even remember the last time I locked a post down or deleted one because of behavior on here.

But one thing I won't tolarate on here is any form of racism. Joking or otherwise. If you want to spout off about other ethnicities find another place to do it. And I don't give a **** if you are trying to be funny or don't mean anything by it.

I was respectful when I asked people to drop it and let it go. I probably even broke the "mod code" by not going through and deleting all of the questionable text. I am going to be a lot less respectful with the way I deal with this crap if people continue to press the issue.

See my above post to "Dr Mike." And if you wanna be the PC police, you better forget about building that Camero, and build a time machine so you could go back and flush every other post where I made any of the same references to Caucasians that I made in the post about the Wawa. And while you're in your time machine, zip out to Hollywood, circa early-mid 70s, and get George Jefferson to quit using the term "honky." After 30+ years my virgin white ears might get stung by it...NOT!

WildBillyT
06-18-2008, 11:31 AM
See my above post to "Dr Mike." And if you wanna be the PC police, you better forget about building that Camero, and build a time machine so you could go back and flush every other post where I made any of the same references to Caucasians that I made in the post about the Wawa. And while you're in your time machine, zip out to Hollywood, circa early-mid 70s, and get George Jefferson to quit using the term "honky." After 30+ years my virgin white ears might get stung by it...NOT!

You have got to be kidding me. Could you possibly blow this any more out of proportion. And I specifically said I'm NOT trying to be the PC police.

Anyway, let's run through a quick timeline:

1.) There was a post referring to a "Big N". Not good for obvious reasons.

2.) I politely asked the discussion of that to stop.

3.) To be a smartass, you started a post about the drink but substituted a different ethnicity. We aren't that stupid. It's quite obvious why you did that.

Caucasian isn't a slur. Neither is Black. Or White.

Cut the crap. Please.

enRo
06-18-2008, 01:24 PM
Mods should know that PM's are FTW :nod: ...

And nice joke bob :rofl:

WildBillyT
06-18-2008, 01:28 PM
Mods should know that PM's are FTW :nod: ...

And nice joke bob :rofl:

Yeah, I am going to continue any further discussion via PM.

The thing is that this is not a personal issue with Bob. I want it to be out there that we aren't cool with racist stuff, no matter how small.

bubba428
06-18-2008, 01:29 PM
http://www.brucemeans.com/around_world_photos_2001/frilled-lizard500.jpg
INTERNET FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all

WildBillyT
06-18-2008, 01:33 PM
Bob, if you want to continue discussion with me just kick me a PM.