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Squirrel
07-20-2008, 12:22 AM
A guy on a motor cycle crashes into a woman, whos fault is it?
the motorcyclist, he shouldnt have been riding his bike in the kitchen
1972LT1
07-20-2008, 12:45 AM
don't you mean he shouldn't have been riding it in the laundry room.;)
BigAls87Z28
07-20-2008, 01:35 AM
Why are women's feet smaller then mens?
So they can stand closer to counter when making dinner
Why dont women wear watches?
Caues there is a clock on the stove
Why are wedding dresses white?
To match the rest of the kitchen appliances
Why do you say to a women with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should have been open when the wife brought it to you
This and more on Big Al's new comedy cd coming this fall....
maroman88
07-20-2008, 08:52 AM
lol
TransAm619
07-20-2008, 04:42 PM
What does a woman do immediatly after leaving the battered womens shelter??
The dishes and laundry If she knows what's good for her
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