Joke thread!!!

[bubba428]

ok so a guy responds to a newspaper ad, the ad was a rich man promising 2 million dollars to anyone who will marry his daughter, he calls and is invited to diner...when he gets to the mansion the father is sitting at the dinner table and they sit and talk...after about an hour the father decides this man is fitting to marry his daughter...he calls a servant to go get her when the daughter walks in she is retarded...like giant water head crooked face retard.... he agrees to it for the 2 million and the father gives them the mansion as well. so after the wedding they are hanging a picture over the mantle and the husband says can you get me a hammer, so she runns down the hall "get the hammer get the hammer", comes back with a hammer, he says can you get the nails"get the nails get the nails", comes back with nails....when he swing the hammer he hits his thumb and yells ****!!!!!!! she runs down the hall screaming "GET THE BAG, GET THE BAG, GET THE BAG".

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[TransAm619]

hmm

[edpontiac91]

:barf:GET THE BAG, GET THE BAG!

[Kojak]

ok so a guy responds to a newspaper ad, the ad was a rich man promising 2 million dollars to anyone who will marry his daughter, he calls and is invited to diner...when he gets to the mansion the father is sitting at the dinner table and they sit and talk...after about an hour the father decides this man is fitting to marry his daughter...he calls a servant to go get her when the daughter walks in she is retarded...like giant water head crooked face retard.... he agrees to it for the 2 million and the father gives them the mansion as well. so after the wedding they are hanging a picture over the mantle and the husband says can you get me a hammer, so she runns down the hall "get the hammer get the hammer", comes back with a hammer, he says can you get the nails"get the nails get the nails", comes back with nails....when he swing the hammer he hits his thumb and yells ****!!!!!!! she runs down the hall screaming "GET THE BAG, GET THE BAG, GET THE BAG".

Lame:
http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/20070311-121652.jpg

tough crowd...

[bubba428]

funny the difference betwine groups...other people i told though it was great

[deadtrend1]

Usually I put LOL even when I don't LOL ...... but I don't think I can find it in myself to type LOL.

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Usually I put LOL even when I don't LOL ...... but I don't think I can find it in myself to type LOL.

Methinks you did :-P....3 times over

[Jersyboyy]

I dont get it

[WayFast84]

I dont get it

bag over her face... its lame..

[usp55]

first off let me say that jokes and only funny if told correctly and with propper tone, expressions, pauses, etc. So its hard to tell a good joke on the internet. That being said one of my fathers all time favorites is the CIA joke. I must have heard it 30 times and I think hes mastered its presentation. I found the cleaned up, decent language one, online and ill just paste it. It works better after a few drinks and from a good story teller...enjoy

"CIA Test

Three guys are applying for job with the CIA. Ones 25, the next is 35, and the last guy is 45. They got all the way to the final test.

So the 25 year old walks into the directors office and sits down. The director reaches in his desk and pulls out a pistol. Lays it on his desk in front of the guy. Tells him, "This test is to test your loyalty. Take this gun and go up the stairs and go into the first room on your right. Your wife will be in there. Put a bullet in her head." The guy looks at him and says,"no way." So the director says, "You fail."

The 35 year old comes in. The director tells him the same thing. Guy picks up the gun and head for the room. Comes back about 15 minutes later. Tells the director that he just couldn`t go through with it. The director says, "you fail."

So now the third guy (45 year old) comes in, same scene. Guy heads up to the room. The director hears 3 shots, followed by a whole lot of ruckus (glass breaking, furniture getting smashed). Guy comes back in all beat up and his clothes tore up. The director goes, "What happened to you?" Guy replies, "After three shots I realized that there were blanks in the gun so I had to strangle the bitch to death!!"

[V]

...these types of threads are what is killing this forum....

[Jersyboyy]

That cia joke wasnt that bad ss I actually chuckled when I finished reading it.

[V]

true that one was ok... i mainly meant the original one

[PolarBear]

I dont get it

Yeah since the key word was censored I didnt get it at first, I thought it was a different.....

[Jersyboyy]

Yea I ended up reading it on another forum and got it was still "THE GHAY"

[jims69camaro]

those kind of jokes only work in certain atmospheres... like in a bar after everyone has had two or three beers. then you get people laughing. some jokes need to be told rather than read, and this was one of them. i don't find it particularly offensive, nor do i think anyone else will. i mean, how often are you going to be in a situation, telling a joke like that, and some guy is going to get all puffed up because his wife looks like that? or his daughter? hell, if it was his daughter, maybe you just gave him some ideas on how to get rid of her...