best prank you ever pulled?

[madness410]

ok so my girlfriend just dumped me a week before my birthday and me and my buddy were thinking of some good pranks i can pull on her.

was wondering if anybody knew any good ones they did to their ex's or to anyone. i had something in mind but a lot of people would probably be grossed out on this site because everyone is pretty mature.

im not slashing tires or breaking windows, just harmless pranks that me and my friends can get a laugh out of.

but lets hear what you got.

[Tru2Chevy]

Burn her house down? :mrgreen:

- Justin

[LS1Hawk]

Burn her house down? :mrgreen:

- Justin

I was going to say blow it up, but I guess it's pretty much the same idea :lol:

[Tsar]

How about move on and forget about her, that one works for me.

[LS1Hawk]

How about move on and forget about her, that one works for me.

Never fails.

[CHRIS67]

Get her best friend pregnant. We're full of good ideas when we aren't faced with the repercusion.

[NJ Torque]

Eat her cat.

[Untamed]

How about move on and forget about her, that one works for me.

What he said.

[Stroked355Z28]

Put a load of dog crap in a brown paper bag, light it up and throw it at her front door or bedroom window so it explodes, and throw toilet paper in her trees for her to try and wipe it with, ha ha ha, and then do what the rest of the guys said, move on and forget about her. -Jeff.

[Savage_Messiah]

Make up some official doctor looking sheet that says you tested positive for aids

[V]

yea, just forget her, if anything, try to remember what female friends of yours she didnt like or didnt like u hanging out with/talkign to, and spend more time with them, if she finds out, thatll get to her more, and in the long run thats ur best bet to move on.


as for real pranks for other reasons... ive done some odd ones, some harmless, others a bit more intense, from turning license plates upside down, to removing driveshafts, to balloons full of whipped cream exploding... hell ive even had some plans i havent done yet, but those are really bigger ones, switching cars out for wrecked ones(same make/model), "taser" in passenger seat, "joke" airbag, SWAT raids... etc

[79T/A]

Eat her cat.


It sounds like it's too late to try and make up. :mrgreen:

Sorry, that was too easy. Save yourself some trouble and move on to an even hotter hottie.

[NJSPEEDER]

Eat her cat.


I just spit up my soda. lol

[ryanfx]

or better yet.. take her cat for a while.. then buy her some strange foreign food and convince her you made it and that she ate her own cat

[qwikz28]

bodyslam her grandmother

[Slow96LT1]

move on it easier cause them girl alway **** with u more like brakeing ur phone and keying up ur car

[mc73nova]

Make up some official doctor looking sheet that says you tested positive for aids

thats a good one!

I agree with Tsar on this one. Move on.

[Squirrel]

are there any girls she absolutely hates? or she have a sister?

[WildBillyT]

Send pizzas to her house that she didn't order!

Or (more realistically) sign her email up for a ton of spam or her regular address up for a lot of junk mail.

[Stroked355Z28]

Put ketchup under her door handles and gum on the ground so she steps in it. Rake up a ton of leaves and dump them all on her front lawn. Ha ha. -Jeff.

[sweetbmxrider]

dead fish under the hood on the exhaust? glue a fake penis to her? shave her head?

[LTb1ow]

When I was at school, when someone's GF left them, since we couldn't leave, we would all write letters telling her how much she sucked etc, and then mail them all at the same time. So like 30 ish letters, all telling you that you suck, all at once.

[madness410]

im trying to forget her shes a whore. dated me for 3 years 2 months...and less than week after we broke up shes hooking up with some weak pansy

[sweetbmxrider]

so you should do the same....kinda. find a sl00t

[maroman88]

When I was at school, when someone's GF left them, since we couldn't leave, we would all write letters telling her how much she sucked etc, and then mail them all at the same time. So like 30 ish letters, all telling you that you suck, all at once.

that made me LOL. just picturing a stuffffffed mail box lolol

[FBODS4EVER]

im trying to forget her shes a whore. dated me for 3 years 2 months...and less than week after we broke up shes hooking up with some weak pansy

does he have an f-bod or a faster car than yours? if not she lost out. :mrgreen:

[69BirdX]

yea ask her sis out or best friend. other then that i would just forget about her stop all communication. that more then anything will piss her off more. girls dont like to be ignored no matter what the circumstance. Plus if act like nothing is wrong it will make it worse for her to.
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[Blacdout96]

hook up with one of her friends ( or sis if you can) and send a couple nice photos to her, and let her know your doing just fine after the breakup. :D

[badzracing]

Knock her mom up, then don't pay your child support.

[deadtrend1]

im trying to forget her shes a whore. dated me for 3 years 2 months...and less than week after we broke up shes hooking up with some weak pansy

While I may not know her, something tells me having someone else that soon leads me to believe she was hooking up with that "weak pansy" BEFORE she broke up with you.

[r0nin89]

Tell her you want to talk.

Get her tanked.

Take her to your house.

Take a video of you "talking".

Blackmail her to do stupid things in a public place with said video.

[ryanfx]

While I may not know her, something tells me having someone else that soon leads me to believe she was hooking up with that "weak pansy" BEFORE she broke up with you.

nah - girls rebound like that all the time. Then they usually regret it and cry over it for the rest of the year (after she realizes she misses you and wants to get back with you)

[madness410]

nah - girls rebound like that all the time. Then they usually regret it and cry over it for the rest of the year (after she realizes she misses you and wants to get back with you)

that would be cool. haha who knows. all of these are good ideas especially the aids one. I was thinking of taking a duke in a bag and taping it under her car so it would seep into the passenger compartment and she will never know where it's coming from. idk how well that would work.

[Savage_Messiah]

Actually I just thought on another idea to embarass the **** out of her.... give her number to j0n :lol:

[NJ Torque]

take off the license plates... thats sure good for getting her pulled over...

[1972LT1]

Tell her you want to talk.

Get her tanked.

Take her to your house.

Take a video of you "talking".

Blackmail her to do stupid things in a public place with said video.
Aaaaaaah yes, the old roofie-colada. I've said it before and I'll say it again....
If the HO lives at 100 Maple Ave........
1.Send for info on erectile dysfunction. Have it sent to #98 Maple.
2.Look in the back of your favorite adult mag for the offer of "free porn just give us your address" Have it sent to #103 & 109 addressed to her.
3.Call your local town hall and ask for info,and ordinances/laws about farm animals. Have it sent to #93 Maple addressed to her.
4.Condom companies send out free samples....send them to #106 Maple addressed to her.
5. Order a Frederiks of Hollywood catalog and send it to her at #99.
6.Call for info on starting up a Girl Scout troop. Send it to #95 Maple.

[1972LT1]

that would be cool. haha who knows. all of these are good ideas especially the aids one. I was thinking of taking a duke in a bag and taping it under her car so it would seep into the passenger compartment and she will never know where it's coming from. idk how well that would work.

If she leaves her car open, throw a few minnows under the driver and passenger seats. Remember, it's about causing mayhem without doing anything you can be sued or prosecuted for.

[Rich189]

Aaaaaaah yes, the old roofie-colada. I've said it before and I'll say it again....
If the HO lives at 100 Maple Ave........
1.Send for info on erectile dysfunction. Have it sent to #98 Maple.
2.Look in the back of your favorite adult mag for the offer of "free porn just give us your address" Have it sent to #103 & 109 addressed to her.
3.Call your local town hall and ask for info,and ordinances/laws about farm animals. Have it sent to #93 Maple addressed to her.
4.Condom companies send out free samples....send them to #106 Maple addressed to her.
5. Order a Frederiks of Hollywood catalog and send it to her at #99.
6.Call for info on starting up a Girl Scout troop. Send it to #95 Maple.

seems like youve had a bit of practice. If you want to have fun with her go ahead but i hope she doesnt know your a member here and check the site... girls love to check up on people

[Ana]

seems like youve had a bit of practice. If you want to have fun with her go ahead but i hope she doesnt know your a member here and check the site... girls love to check up on people

hahahahaha

[bubba428]

well theres always the good ol' Tow truck driver pranks...lets see...

take the car around the corner

switch 2 of your friends cars

use the lock out tools to get in the car and put hay or horse feed all over, then take streamers and put them all over the car and dump water/piss on them so they stick, then stuff the tail pipe with confetti.

take the valve cores out of the valve stems and put the cap back on so the air doesn't
come out fast.

post it notes ALL OVER THE CAR that all say whore

dog **** under the door handles

human **** under the door handles

have her car towed to her job and just leave it there

duct tape her cat preferably to a ceiling fan

poke a hole in her gas tank

thats about all i can think of now

[sweetbmxrider]

i would definitely coat hanger a bunker head (fish) to the exhaust or do what 1972LT1 was saying with mailing crap to neighbors. thats just too funny.

[ta350]

I shrunk wrap my friends ford exploder before... good hour and a half to get it all off after everything was said and done.....

I would def do this one cause its relatively cheap and efficient

[NJ Torque]

**** on her chest.

[Savage_Messiah]

**** on her chest.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[rscamaro73]

you guys are seriously screwed up in the head and need feaking checkups.

i'm sure your parents would be proud....


Nothing but amateurs....

Get the plastic wrap they use for pallet machines....and wrap her car in it. Quicker than shrink wrapping it.....and you can leave notes in between that she can see....

H.D. 12" zip ties on the drive shaft (or smaller ones on the CV shaft)

Wire a metal pipe under her car to drag as she's driving.

pour 5 qts of oil under her car and have someone tell her her car is leaking....

wait til winter and rub grease all over her tires.

freeze a can of shaving cream. 2 days later put it in her car with a small pin hole in the bottom. Maybe 2-3....aim them at the interior.....

expanding foam in the exhaust pipe....DOWN the exhaust pipe

a dozen marbles in the exhaust pipe down to the mufflahs (or ball bearings)

Valve stem - just loosen it up and put the cap back on. Its gotta be SLOW.....

smear vaseline on her glass....all the way around (wear gloves so there's no fingerprints left)

Make a design in bologna on her hood in the summer....let it sit overnight.

jack up her car and leave it on blocks.....put the wheels inside.

order things for her at work c/o her boss

[madness410]

haha some of these are good. i dont want to destroy anything of hers...her father is a really good guy and i really respect him but he raised his daughter spoiled as sheeeeet. so if something happens to her car, you know whose paying for it...daddy.

the dog poop on the door handle is a real good possibility for the future ;-)

[madness410]

does he have an f-bod or a faster car than yours? if not she lost out. :mrgreen:

idk is an 87 camaro iroc z faster than a 2008 scion tc? LOL

[rscamaro73]

the dog poop on the door handle is a real good possibility for the future ;-)

Then its settled.


THE POO DOLLAR....left under the wiper blade.....

[1972LT1]

Go to the supermarket and buy a tin of sardines in oil. Crack it open and pour the oil in the cowl vent. Every time she turns on the air,heat or defroster....nasty fish smell.

[rscamaro73]

Go to the supermarket and buy a tin of sardines in oil. Crack it open and pour the oil in the cowl vent. Every time she turns on the air,heat or defroster....nasty fish smell.

Ahh...this too works....as well as a hand full of UNCLEANED, sea fish (salt water fish somehow stink more than fresh water fish, at least to me) and do the same, other than just put them WHOLE in there (just sneak them in the cowl or in where the cabin air filter is :mrgreen:)

[bubba428]

dog poo under the door handle so she won't see it MUHAHAHAHA personal favorite...feed your dog taco bell so its extra smelly

[Stroked355Z28]

Call everyone you know and tell them there is a party at her house next saturday and we will all go. Or, next Saturday, all of us could go passed her house at 3 in the morning w/ all of our F-bodies and wake her as well as her neighbors up. Ha ha, -Jeff

[bubba428]

or we take my 350 and start it up open headers next to her house in the back of a truck...or set of an M80 in her window frame

[madness410]

haha she lives in a dorm as of now :-(

[NJ Torque]

**** her roommate.

[Savage_Messiah]

haha she lives in a dorm as of now :-(

school within driving distance? make flyers and put them all over the campus for the party for her dorm :nod:

[shane27]

i 5 stared this thread

sometimes after work i stop in the food store and people will sometimes come up to me and ask me if i know where something is. last week one guy came up to me and asked me if i knew what isle some food was in and since i was on my way to checkout, i sent him to the other end of the store :mrgreen:

[NJ Torque]

i 5 stared this thread

sometimes after work i stop in the food store and people will sometimes come up to me and ask me if i know where something is. last week one guy came up to me and asked me if i knew what isle some food was in and since i was on my way to checkout, i sent him to the other end of the store :mrgreen:


people ask me how to get somewhere while driving... i send them away from where they wanna go.


that or.

they ask "do i know where amboy ave is" i say yes and walk away... i answered the question, didnt i?

[Mulletbird]

ok so my girlfriend just dumped me a week before my birthday and me and my buddy were thinking of some good pranks i can pull on her.

was wondering if anybody knew any good ones they did to their ex's or to anyone. i had something in mind but a lot of people would probably be grossed out on this site because everyone is pretty mature.

im not slashing tires or breaking windows, just harmless pranks that me and my friends can get a laugh out of.

but lets hear what you got.

Well, as some who were at the meet know, I pulled a pretty good one. I worked at Autozone while I was in HS, and my gf dumped me two days before prom (by emailing the whole HS and talking **** about my car... well, I was gonna borrow a 454 LS6 Chevelle, 1970, just resto'd, to take her there, but not anymore). Then, the next week, she comes into autozone - "idk what happened, but suddenly my headlight went out". I told her to show me ... then pulled the oldest one in the book:

"Looks like you need some headlight fluid" :rofl:

Had her going for about half an hour before the store manager, while rolling on the floor, ordered me to sell her a new bulb. Oh, it was great... :lol:

[wretched73]

grease under the door handles

and fill a glove with hand lotion and tape it to the end of the tailpipe, big nasty blow up

and put ketchup on her windshield wipers

[Stroked355Z28]

haha she lives in a dorm as of now :-(

Even better, lets raid her college on a party night and steal their kegs and any other liquor they have. Put a boot on her tire in the college parking lot, that'll get a good laugh. -Jeff.

[Savage_Messiah]

Even better, lets raid her college on a party night and steal their kegs and any other liquor they have. Put a boot on her tire in the college parking lot, that'll get a good laugh. -Jeff.

I'm down for disposing of stolen alcohol into my system :nod:

[madness410]

I'm down for disposing of stolen alcohol into my system :nod:

amen. im gona go with the dog poop on the handle or the flyers

[ChevyHank]

:twisted:I say you get her drunk and have a tatoo of your name put right above her a$$. Then you do the rest becuase i laughed for a halfhour reading this thread. These guys are twisted and funny.

[madness410]

hahah idk how drunk id have to get her...maybe ill use chloroform

[Slo86Bird]

do something to his car. let the oil out of his oil pan and be done...considered doin it to my exs bfs car cuz hes a jealous ********** and then i realized i got the girl, and now hes with my ex who is a skank and has a yeast infection..ew.. and said **** it..i got the better end of the deal.

[91chevywt]

Just tell her that because you knew she was going to mess with you, before you guys broke up you brushed an animal's anus or your own anus with her toothbrush.

If you want, we could get a NJFBOA party crew together and raid her dorm. She'd know what was up when she sees a convoy of Camaros and Firebirds, and she'd know to never mess with an F-body guy again.

[Slo86Bird]

im in for wat he said. hott college chicks/raiding dorms/free stolen alcohol=good times.


you wouldnt happen to have a key to her dorm...would u? my girl gave me a key to her house =)

[madness410]

id say lets do it but the parking enforcement over there is absolutely nuts

[rscamaro73]

Yeah...we go from simple pranks to criminal actions. Smart.

:supergay:

[Brando56894]

the best one i ever did was 2 years ago, my roommate juice (some of you know him) used to take my car without asking me since i had a spare set of keys in my drawer.

one day i was walking back from class and there sat a red 2001 firebird in the dining hall parking lot and i was thinking "i wonder if thats mine?" sure enough it was. so i took my car (since i had my keys) and moved it to a parking lot away from our apartment so he couldnt see it when he came back. he called me up about 20 mins later and was like "dude, did you take your car??" and of course i told him no and he just said "umm ok ill see you in a few". when he got back to the apartment with this girl he said to me "dude dont freak out but i dont know where your car is" so i said in a real serious tone "you better find it or your buying me a new car" so he bugged out for about a half hour and started to call the campus police and the local police and couldnt find anything.

he was about to start calling tow truck companies, when i couldnt contain it anymore and burst out laughing and told him i had it. me, the girl and my other roommates thought it was hilarious but he wanted to kill me :lol:

[1972LT1]

Hang up flyers around campus for a drunken costume party/toga party/holy roman orgy at her dorm. Call the local radio station and invite them down to DJ the event.

[BigRocsFirebird]

weld her exhuast togeather or drill holes in it aha maybe just unbolt it and take it off.

[Mike]

grow up and move on?

[madness410]

grow up and move on?

i was thinking about doing that...

[Savage_Messiah]

the best one i ever did was 2 years ago, my roommate juice (some of you know him) used to take my car without asking me since i had a spare set of keys in my drawer.

one day i was walking back from class and there sat a red 2001 firebird in the dining hall parking lot and i was thinking "i wonder if thats mine?" sure enough it was. so i took my car (since i had my keys) and moved it to a parking lot away from our apartment so he couldnt see it when he came back. he called me up about 20 mins later and was like "dude, did you take your car??" and of course i told him no and he just said "umm ok ill see you in a few". when he got back to the apartment with this girl he said to me "dude dont freak out but i dont know where your car is" so i said in a real serious tone "you better find it or your buying me a new car" so he bugged out for about a half hour and started to call the campus police and the local police and couldnt find anything.

he was about to start calling tow truck companies, when i couldnt contain it anymore and burst out laughing and told him i had it. me, the girl and my other roommates thought it was hilarious but he wanted to kill me :lol:


good, that guy's a ****ing dickbag

[DevilDougWS6]

paint her dorm room with rainbow paintballs. along with her cat.

[Slo86Bird]

get a bunch of guys to pick up her car and move it 3 spots down. oh man thatd be amazing. hahahahaha NOT

[madness410]

get a bunch of guys to pick up her car and move it 3 spots down. oh man thatd be amazing. hahahahaha NOT

might as well just roll it down a hill...say a horse did it

[bubba428]

I could snag it up with the tow truck and move it a few blocks away

[NJ Torque]

might as well just roll it down a hill...say a horse did it



a horse? haha, wtf?

[V]

i could make the car get lost....

[BigAls87Z28]

Ugh...you are doing exactly what women want you to do. Get upset, do something stupid, and then they can hold it against you for the rest of your life.

If you make out to trucks this week, we can go over what you need to do to yourself.

[Stroked355Z28]

I could snag it up with the tow truck and move it a few blocks away

Thats a smart idea bubba, you can ring the doorbell and pose as the Repo-Man. That'd be hilarious. -Jeff.

[madness410]

Ugh...you are doing exactly what women want you to do. Get upset, do something stupid, and then they can hold it against you for the rest of your life.

If you make out to trucks this week, we can go over what you need to do to yourself.

hahah that would be cool. i have work till 11 :( so ill probly be there around 1130

[badzracing]

i could make the car get lost....

Like big smoking crater lost?

[madness410]

Like big smoking crater lost?

hahah

[Tru2Chevy]

Like big smoking crater lost?

Knowing Paul, it'd prolly be more like a stripped / sold / scrapped / VIN plate gone type of lost. :mrgreen:

- Justin

[Stroked355Z28]

might as well just roll it down a hill...say a horse did it

What kind of car does she have??

[madness410]

What kind of car does she have??

2008 scion tc...daddy bought it though. i respect her father so much i couldnt do any damage to the car because he will be paying for it more than likely

[BigAls87Z28]

If she had a 88 1LE third gen, Im sure Paul would have already cut her up and sold her off.....

[Savage_Messiah]

If she had a 88 1LE third gen, Im sure Paul would have already cut her up and sold her off.....


an 88 1le third gen?!?!


Holy crap, they made third gens in 88?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

[Brando56894]

good, that guy's a ****ing dickbag

you just dont like him because of this :lol:

warning NSFW kasey gets owned (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c51/brando569/kasey/kasey11.jpg)

[Tru2Chevy]

Was that "the incident" in your apartment?

- Justin

[Knipps]

:rofl: you got TOS'd

[Tru2Chevy]

:rofl: you got TOS'd

Just look at the rest of the album....

- Justin

[Knipps]

Just look at the rest of the album....

- Justin
yeah, I know. Kasey should be honored, he's got his own album :lol:

[Squirrel]

an 88 1le third gen?!?!


Holy crap, they made third gens in 88?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

they made a lot of third gens...for some reason...

[Stroked355Z28]

they made a lot of third gens...for some reason...

Gotta love'em. They're an addiction, ha ha.

[BigAls87Z28]

hahah that would be cool. i have work till 11 :( so ill probly be there around 1130

I apologize for not getting into it last night, but if you ask me next week, I will tell you how females work.
If anyone else is interested, you can join in.

[madness410]

I apologize for not getting into it last night, but if you ask me next week, I will tell you how females work.
If anyone else is interested, you can join in.

haha yeah man lets do it. we should also invade one of those sorrority houses...someone in njfboa has to know one of the sorrority girls and we can just invite ourselves in

[Saitin]

click here (http://www.bringvictory.com/) for a good prank to lazy to type it out

[rscamaro73]

click here (http://www.bringvictory.com/) for a good prank to lazy to type it out

ass

(but its cool - I'm stiffin' others on another board)

[BigRocsFirebird]

ass

(but its cool - I'm stiffin' others on another board)

I am with him... lol and thats the 2nd time i fell for that thing ughhh

[98Gsxr750]

Swift kick to the baby maker. Works for me.