Things I've learned from this website

[GP99GT]

the new Camaro is the be-all-end-all of sports cars

LS1 is the greatest motor ever

Wayfast likes skeet

Contrary to popular belief, rear brakes are optional

Single bank turbos make badass power

Some people should not operate cameras

LT1 is the greatest motor ever

You dont own a real car unless its an LS powered GM

Squids with elbows are going to take over the world

Stock LS1's are NASTY

Car club meets are about popping hoods and burnouts, not meeting people

Breaking the law is okay as long as youre good at making posts complaining about it

Optispark is FTW

L03 is the greatest motor ever

Speakers that go boom make a sweet car

If its not GM, its inferior

The yankees have too much money

Import to Domestic or vice versa engine swaps are NOT ALLOWED

Lots of people are easy to rick roll

Budweiser American Ale sucks

The rate of ordering Camaros stays steady every week

If you put a trans am body kit, spoiler, hood, and badging on....its still just a v6

Money and bullets = badass racing club

if i think of more, ill post them.

oh, and....

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/strngedaysNdeed/***********.jpg

[V]

hhahahahh dont forget, sheep are ok to love

and.... the plane WILL take off

[Mike]

actually, this thread is fuggin awesome

[Tru2Chevy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Lots of good moments there, gotta think of some more old school memories.

- Justin

[69BirdX]

everything makes perfect sense

[Ian]

101 uses for a dead cat...

[bad64chevelle]

:lol: I needed this thread after the day ive had. THANKS!

[BonzoHansen]

http://420.thrashbarg.net/this_thread_delivers_ups_chick_amazon.jpg

[69BirdX]

I hope thats the chick delivering my wheels tomorrow

[SupermanX24]

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

[SupermanX24]

Oh, don't forget we all learned what to do after getting ***** faced...i know I did.

[GP99GT]

im very lost about your post superman

[LTb1ow]

You forgot the part about mustangs ownership is illegal and badddd.

[GP99GT]

north, central, and southern jersey are each 33.3% percent (repeating) of the state based on horizontal boundaries

if you own a mustang you are less of a person

[Teds89IROC]

can a T56 handle 1000hp?

[GP99GT]

a twin turbo 572 will not only fit in an LS1 fbody, but it will also handle over 1000hp, as will a stock T56

[enRo]

can a T56 handle 1000hp?

took my words lol

posting pics of sxualy explicit females under a beligernt drunken stupor is NOT ok

[DaSkinnyGuy]

*you can fit 4 cars in a two car garage and room left for beer*

*Barney had his own custom modified Z28 Camaro*

[BigAls87Z28]

Toilets are dangerious

Watch out for Black Santa

Dont drink Pauls shots

**** it, Lets Do It Live

[NJSPEEDER]

Dinosaurs had better feet to walk on the slantedness of the ground

Everyone needs a 15/16's race cam

[enRo]

Toilets are dangerious


werd

[NJSPEEDER]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/Delhandada/LegendaryThread.jpg

[Teds89IROC]

if it's not a V8, it's not fast

[LTb1ow]

"Nonsense is good, preferably as much as humanly possible"

[enRo]

no matter teh circemstances, wayfast has dibbssss

we embrace warmongers and welcone all political discusions

buddy list thread was the most epic

[Tru2Chevy]

buddy list thread was the most epic

Buddy List = Epic Thread: http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=15092

- Justin

[V]

I just leaned people join the forum, and find a post in the classifieds and and are dumb enough to ask me to send pics of the wheels... the wheels i posted for sale in 2005/2006... come one now WTF, must be a south jersey person....

[sweetbmxrider]

thats the njfboa bible.

[Knipps]

North is FTW.

V6 owners think they're people too.

Sending people to Goatse/Lemon party/tubgirl gets you a 2 week ban

GTO wheels won't fit on your car

Beer is good

[69BirdX]

Everybody has a Vette Motor!!

[Mike]

and vette wheels

[BonzoHansen]

383s are played out

[Pampered-Z]

I thought the L89 was the greatest engine ever?

Other things youi should have learned.

THE has many different speelings.

Justin's car will be done on two weeks.

I don't like anyone younger then me! Except for Rich, cause Ana likes me shoes!

FoFF can never remember lunch is the first Wednesday of the week.

Never server Scooter cocktail sauce.

And the most important thing of all,,,,,,,,,

No one really knows if there is truely a CENTRAL JERSEY!

[BonzoHansen]

Damn kids!

I've also learned that one should never cross Sliderule. Ever.

Wool comes from sheep and cotton comes from goats.

[V]

matt also likes pie

[79CamaroDiva]

you CAN bbq when its freezing out, as long as there's enough beer.

it takes 5 people roughly 5 hours to change an alternator in a jeep.

RU Police are completely blind when it comes to finding scorch marks from flaming hamburgers on the ground.

Ian and andrew have magic powers.

[Pampered-Z]

Wool comes from sheep and cotton comes from goats.


That's gonna have allot of people scratching their heads!

[BonzoHansen]

That's gonna have allot of people scratching their heads!

Perhaps this site provides more questions than answers.....

[Rich189]

Scott has pale ankles (ana)

Sliderule has funny shoes (ana)

All cops are dicks because they have to do their job and give tickets to idiots

Scooters order is wrong 100% of the time every time.

Mike cries about everything and hes an *******

[JL8Jeff]

Timing marks are supposed to line up? :scratch:

F-body's make great tow vehicles!

http://home.comcast.net/~jeffhansbury/2000SS/Boatatramp.jpg

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[sweetbmxrider]

I thought the L89 was the greatest engine ever?

Other things youi should have learned.

THE has many different speelings.

Justin's car will be done on two weeks.

I don't like anyone younger then me! Except for Rich, cause Ana likes me shoes!

FoFF can never remember lunch is the first Wednesday of the week.

Never server Scooter cocktail sauce.

And the most important thing of all,,,,,,,,,

No one really knows if there is truely a CENTRAL JERSEY!

"Oh the ironing....." :rofl: hahahah

LT1 = boat anchor

[NJSPEEDER]

Checking your oil is optional

[WildBillyT]

Beggars CAN be choosers.

[bandit88]

if you are a girl....... don't advertise it
or this will happen:leghump:

[Slow96LT1]

opti blow up after 6500 rpms

lt-1 leak oil out the back of the intake

dont talk about street racing or u get baned for 2 weeks

10 bolts blow up even in a stock car

[BonzoHansen]

North FTL

Rear brakes are optional.

Some people love the taste

[Ian]

there are now only 3 1988 1LE cars :lol:

[Jersyboyy]

You can run 13.6 with 186 hp


Timing marks are supposed to line up? :scratch:


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If i knew that before I may have saved my motor

[NJSPEEDER]

Ian does stupid things

[NastyEllEssWon]

leave it up to the original poster to not only beat a dead horse but drive one :lol:

[GP99GT]

Another thing i learned...

A lot of people have really, really bad senses of humor

[V]

i am a stalker


there are now only 3 1988 1LE cars :lol:


all i hear is "whah whah whah"(like charlie brown, lol)

[Pampered-Z]

"Oh the ironing....." :rofl: hahahah

LT1 = boat anchor

Also learned I need to proof read before I hit enter key!

[PolarBear]

LS1 is the greatest motor ever

LT1 is the greatest motor ever

L03 is the greatest motor ever

:rofl:

That's gonna have allot of people scratching their heads!
That still cracks me up!

Scooters order is wrong 100% of the time every time.

No my order is wrong 90% of the time 50% of the time when we go out

[sweetbmxrider]

Also learned I need to proof read before I hit enter key!

:lol:

[BigAls87Z28]

Good things happen at trucks when there are less people

JR only has a drop in KN, but a bad vac leak.

32 NJFBOA'er > 4 blowout dbags with a gun

Call dibs early and often

Its tough being 17

oh

WF=DF

[deadtrend1]

Some people love the taste

woot!

big kahuna will race anyone for money

[Kojak]

Its tough being 17


:rofl:

[NJSPEEDER]

I said poopy on the interweb

Wireless allows people to make posts about crap while taking a crap

[BonzoHansen]

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[PolarBear]

WF=DF

I forgot bout that :nod:

[12secondv6]

Neons are sexy!

Kasey's car runs

James got hurt...... again

[Blacdout96]

I learned that by hybriding a 3.4 will put it past LT1 territory, the is now spelled teh, and that third gens will never recieve proper respect.

[V]

i learned we can now tag threads....

[1972LT1]

I am the plague (thanks Bonzo;) )
Posting while drunk is bad
Sheep are cool.
Tube doors look great on Jeeps, not Camaros
Mt.Laurel is Central Jersey

[Ian]

I am the plague (thanks Bonzo;) )
Posting while drunk is bad
Sheep are cool.
Tube doors look great on Jeeps, not Camaros
Mt.Laurel is Central Jersey

pretty sure tube doors was on NastyZ28 :wink:

[Savage_Messiah]

I'm lost on the squids with elbows one.............

[V]

I'm lost on the squids with elbows one.............
http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=39547

[BonzoHansen]

pretty sure tube doors was on NastyZ28 :wink:

Correct, he fails

[JL8Jeff]

Kasey is almost as tall as the East Coast Nats trophy.

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[deadtrend1]

Kasey is almost as tall as the East Coast Nats trophy.

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and got beat up by an admins sister

[deadtrend1]

If you can make it to your driveway .. .the police can't touch you there

[1972LT1]

Correct, he fails

Please see line 2 of my post. :) mmmmkay

[oh one ls1 SS]

Ian and andrew have magic powers.

good times!

[bandit88]

... that third gens will never receive proper respect.

That is so true..... esp the lolo3 motor ;)

[deadtrend1]

Matt likes Pie

[Slow96LT1]

woot!

big kahuna will race anyone for money

this is true i seen it done

[IROCdan330]

there is only one way to spell there

third gens cannot be fast

hacking a car apart in the name of speed is the only way to go fast.

new parts are bad news

[Teds89IROC]

making a fuel pump access door in your f-body WILL cause body flex

[BonzoHansen]

making a fuel pump access door in your 82-02 f-body WILL increase already too much body flexFixed,

A 1st & 2nd gen fuel pump access door is called a hood. :)

[GP99GT]

youre all fags

[Teds89IROC]

A 1st & 2nd gen

what are those? lol

[sweetbmxrider]

beer is good with........

























anything!

[WildBillyT]

I've learned that in spite of GM Corporate claiming the Firebird will never be back and that Pontiac is on the ropes, there is hope of a new Trans Am a year or two after the Camaro is back.

[Tru2Chevy]

A 1st & 2nd gen fuel pump access door is called a hood. :)

Funny....that's why the fuel pump access door in my third gen is called too :moon:

- Justin

[Tru2Chevy]

James is a sound sleeper:

http://www.njfboa.org/JustinImages/balown3dga.jpg
(PS - Hope you're feeling better old man)


- Justin

[Kojak]

I've learned it's fun to photoshop boobs on to anyone under 5'5"...

[ta350]

bandit88 is a girl? :-P

I can identify half used oil by the taste..... (Circus drive in meet)

[bandit88]

bandit88 is a girl? :-P

I can identify half used oil by the taste..... (Circus drive in meet)

shhh i thought i told you to keep quiet about that:moon:

[jims69camaro]

383s are played out

as is the power they produce, when properly tuned. ;)