I need something somewhat like a towel, but better. preferably something that holds..

[Squirrel]

20 times its weight in liquid. Needs to not drip, and soak up the mildew before it grows... Anybody know of anything like this?

[bubba428]

SHAMWOW!!!!!!!!! muhahahahahaha

[NJ Torque]

hahah...wtf?

[Squirrel]

http://i44.tinypic.com/30rv8n8.jpg

[bubba428]

you see the super chopper dicer penis contraption he's pushing on old ladies now?

I wanna see him and billy mays in a cage fight

[NJSPEEDER]

http://cardiogirl.net/Graphics/BillyMays.jpg

[BigAls87Z28]

My gf was looking up some info on it, and there are a lot of really bad reviews for the Shamwow.

[Squirrel]

http://i41.tinypic.com/taq6qc.jpg

[bubba428]

Hi, I'm Vince!!! And I'm here to show you how to make an ass of yourself!!!

in that one pic he looks like hes thinking, "Why isn't this roll of paper towels being crammed in my butthole right now"

but seriously, why is this scrawn ass kid trying to run on Billy Mays' ****. look at Mays he'd beat that fool silly.

Cage Match!!!!

Billy Mays
Shamwow guy
that homo lookin dude from extenz
Smilin Bob from enzite
the Girls Gone Wild guy
the bowflex dude
and...............








Chuck Norris with total gym

[madness410]

LOL VINCE WITH SHAMOWW!!

hes got a new video..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

[bubba428]

Your gonna love my nuts!!!

thats the chopper dicer penis contraption I mentioned before...look at the shape, that the next "call the abulance I got it stuck in my ____ object"

[madness410]

Your gonna love my nuts!!!

fetucinni, linguni, martini, bikini

[Savage_Messiah]

screw shamwow try this

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=33293

[bubba428]

take it out when you need it and pass it around????? HMMMM no wonder, he's high as hell

[bubba428]

screw shamwow try this

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=33293

haha nice, that was pretty good

[SamhainZ28]

Hi, I'm Vince!!! And I'm here to show you how to make an ass of yourself!!!

in that one pic he looks like hes thinking, "Why isn't this roll of paper towels being crammed in my butthole right now"

but seriously, why is this scrawn ass kid trying to run on Billy Mays' ****. look at Mays he'd beat that fool silly.

Cage Match!!!!

Billy Mays
Shamwow guy
that homo lookin dude from extenz
Smilin Bob from enzite
the Girls Gone Wild guy
the bowflex dude
and...............








Chuck Norris with total gym



You forgot Free Credit Report.com band dudes

[bubba428]

You forgot Free Credit Report.com band dudes

nah they kinda pwned them selves...and they busted on sub-compacts so thats cool...even though they are butt-pirates

[Tru2Chevy]

I've heard that Zorbeez pwns Sham-wow.....no first hand experience with either of 'em though.

https://www.zorbeez.com

- Justin

[sweetbmxrider]

http://files.blogter.hu/user_files/11479/towlie.jpg

[Saitin]

how about a sponge?
or 50

[Knipps]

My mom has no complaints with Sham-wow... Maybe we could help think of something if we knew what the problem you're trying to solve is.

[sweetbmxrider]

maybe a hybrid kitty litter towel?

[7998]

Oh man I hate that shamwow guy, what a fag. WTF is up with that stupid head piece. Billy Maze rules.

[bubba428]

Hi I'm Billy Mays....and if you don't buy this I'm gonna rape you

[rscamaro73]

Pep Boys - the Absorber.

Still have the same one I've had for over 12 years. Still works awesome. Not as much as a new one, but its great. Wash with bleach once a year in laundry....blammo. Perfect again.

[DevilDougWS6]

i dont understand how the shamwow can pick up soda that has leaked through the opposite side of carpet. not even a ****ing vacuum can do that.

and everytime he squeezes the liquid out of it, it just looks like way more than was actually there.

[Knipps]

When you push down on the carpet it displaces space between the carpet/floor and forces the liquid up. I doubt it would be dry as a bone underneath though.

[ShitOnWheels]

i dont understand how the shamwow can pick up soda that has leaked through the opposite side of carpet. not even a ****ing vacuum can do that.

and everytime he squeezes the liquid out of it, it just looks like way more than was actually there.

Watch that part carefully. They clean up most of the liquid underneath before he puts the shamwow to it. It's bone dry (underneath) before he even does it. A normal towel will get a lot of the liquid up if you get it right away, but I doubt it will make it as dry as they claim.