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ta350
01-22-2009, 07:04 PM
Wanted : Girlfriend

A beautiful, caring girl that has the following qualities:

14. Likes to go outdoors!
I cant stand a girl that cant get dirty

13. Can deal with my epic sense of humor
really.... its epic

12. Must like Fast cars
Its a given on here really!

11. Must love hanging out at the shop
I like to work on my car or truck or even quad at the shop that I work at. Come play and hang out.

10. Feminine, but not weak.
Men are such visual creatures (don’t we all know it?) - so you need to act and look feminine. But there’s a thin line between enjoying a man holding open the door for you and throwing a hissy fit at him if you break a nail or something!

9. Secure/Confident.
I’m sure that this refers to the cold treatment or the hysterical blunder that some men have to bear when dining out in public you accuse him of flirting with a blonde bimbo (lol). It’s natural for men to look - but open flirting is a no-no!

8. Looks high-maintenance, but actually requires little effort.
In short, they want us to look great and not spend two hours preparing for a date – sigh.

7. Cooks.
Is this a case of the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach?

6. Financially independent.
I think that it’s only fair for men to expect us to fend for ourselves financially - although he should not be a spendthrift, either!

5. Good in bed.
Check!!! Ok, next…. =)

4. Happy.
Really, why would any man want to be with somebody who’s in a dour mood 24/7? If you’re not a natural bubble of happiness - at least make the effort to look happy while he’s around.

3. Smart and witty.
The great sex apparently wears off - so save those witty comebacks for later.

2. Beautiful and fit.
You wouldn’t want to marry a guy with a beer belly, right? Just as we expect the men that we date to at least make an effort to look good - they naturally want us to look beautiful and fit and perfect.

1. Loyal.
Take his side when you or he is in a standoff in public - and never cheat!


Now that we have a guide line apply by email....

Nick (antiriceguy) you can apply too
Tim (deadtrendlt1) your all ready perfect ;) lol

Camvill
01-22-2009, 07:11 PM
lol i think u put that on the wrong site but if u happen to find a girl or two like that send one my way lol sounds too good too be true

ta350
01-22-2009, 07:15 PM
nah did it as a joke but if a girl on here fits that profile let me know! lol

Tsar
01-22-2009, 07:19 PM
So essentially what you are saying is that you need a boyfriend?




I've been here for awhile, and I don't think any of us are like that, but good luck.

CamaroGirlie
01-22-2009, 07:28 PM
Im all of the above except for fit........oooooooo sooooo close lol

deadtrend1
01-22-2009, 07:30 PM
Tim (deadtrendlt1) your all ready perfect ;) lol

buttseks?
:moon:

Anti_Rice_Guy
01-22-2009, 07:34 PM
Sorry Nick, guess you're going to have to have a chat with Jen and suffer with Tim :lol:

ta350
01-22-2009, 07:35 PM
Im all of the above except for fit........oooooooo sooooo close lol

you can apply

ta350
01-22-2009, 07:35 PM
buttseks?
:moon:

indeed. lol I have these Firehawk parts for you! Youz can haz dem

deadtrend1
01-22-2009, 07:37 PM
indeed. lol I have these Firehawk parts for you! Youz can haz dem

ohh yeaaa ... i gotta make it down there sometime. Maybe this weekend Jen and I can stop by on the way down to her place.

ta350
01-22-2009, 07:39 PM
ohh yeaaa ... i gotta make it down there sometime. Maybe this weekend Jen and I can stop by on the way down to her place.

Sounds good 2 me.

leave jen in car quick buttseks

deadtrend1
01-22-2009, 07:41 PM
Sounds good 2 me.

leave jen in car quick buttseks
dude!







seriously!










Definetly!

CamaroGirlie
01-22-2009, 07:44 PM
you can apply

You're only lettin me apply because i drive a fast car :)

ta350
01-22-2009, 07:44 PM
dude!







seriously!










Definetly!




:werddance:

ta350
01-22-2009, 07:46 PM
You're only lettin me apply because i drive a fast car :)


Nah, I personal train on the side... so you can become fit.

also rock climbing trip is yearly and a must go.

bandit88
01-22-2009, 09:59 PM
Sounds good 2 me.

leave jen in car quick buttseks

i guess i lost tim again......
tim drive SOM and leave keys in car ;)

BigAls87Z28
01-22-2009, 10:08 PM
We have reached epic gay in this thread....epic gay.

CamaroGirlie
01-22-2009, 10:08 PM
Nah, I personal train on the side... so you can become fit.

also rock climbing trip is yearly and a must go.

Im down with the rock climbing

rscamaro73
01-23-2009, 08:22 AM
Sounds like a possible hook up ;)


But yeah, part of this post is teh ghey....

Fit is something you can get. If you're just ugly....there's no hope.
(just using as reference, never met any ugly chicks from here other than Bonzo and Wild Billy :mrgreen:)

Crayface
01-23-2009, 09:52 AM
We have reached epic gay in this thread....epic gay.
epic quote ftw

WildBillyT
01-23-2009, 10:06 AM
Sounds like a possible hook up ;)


But yeah, part of this post is teh ghey....

Fit is something you can get. If you're just ugly....there's no hope.
(just using as reference, never met any ugly chicks from here other than Bonzo and Wild Billy :mrgreen:)

LOL. People say I would have made a sexy chick.

Savage_Messiah
01-23-2009, 01:26 PM
epic quote ftw

having that quote in your sig makes it so you bring the epic gayness into every thread you post in.


Good job there.

Knipps
01-23-2009, 01:33 PM
having that quote in your sig makes it so you bring the epic gayness into every thread you post in.


Good job there.

:rofl:Nice one Kasey

79CamaroDiva
01-23-2009, 01:34 PM
i believe most of the female members on here fit that description.. and i believe we're all spoken for, mostly by other members of this site. :rofl:



ahhh, njfboa match making....

CamaroGirlie
01-23-2009, 01:56 PM
i believe most of the female members on here fit that description.. and i believe we're all spoken for, mostly by other members of this site. :rofl:



ahhh, njfboa match making....


Hey....im single 99.999999% of the time.....Just ask Martin (darknight7096) lol

79CamaroDiva
01-23-2009, 02:00 PM
Hey....im single 99.999999% of the time.....Just ask Martin (darknight7096) lol

:rofl: i just don't understand that... you're together, but not. but you were together once, and now you kinda are, but usually not.

CamaroGirlie
01-23-2009, 02:32 PM
:rofl: i just don't understand that... you're together, but not. but you were together once, and now you kinda are, but usually not.

OMG tell me about it........we were together from 10.29.2000 to january 2006. We were engaged to be married 7.7.07 but I called it off, then he like fell for this chick and he dumped me for her but she only wanted him to break up with me cuz she hated me.....long story short....he's lived at my house for four years and I can't get rid of him and we don't go out with eachother! Lol

ta350
01-23-2009, 04:59 PM
lol this thread was made for fun.... ask bandit88 that.... but its whatever to me, Im always up for adventures, and a good time....


btw Im not gay, and I am fit, and handsome :D

rscamaro73
01-23-2009, 05:33 PM
OMG tell me about it........we were together from 10.29.2000 to january 2006. We were engaged to be married 7.7.07 but I called it off, then he like fell for this chick and he dumped me for her but she only wanted him to break up with me cuz she hated me.....long story short....he's lived at my house for four years and I can't get rid of him and we don't go out with eachother! Lol

My sis got married on that day....:lol:

You guys need some seperation or something.....

bandit88
01-26-2009, 08:06 AM
lol this thread was made for fun.... ask bandit88 that.... but its whatever to me, Im always up for adventures, and a good time....


btw Im not gay, and I am fit, and handsome :D

:nod: