Whats the craziest pick-up line you've used

[bubba428]

I wanna know whats the most out there, rediculous thing you guys/girls have said to get the opposite sexs number or more.

One of my favorites was I was with a friend and we walked up to this guy and a girl he was with my buddy started playing homo to throw the guy off and I said "So, I wanna talk about vagina" (courtessy Joe from family guy)
some others
"So me and my buddy are out picking up chicks, you should come with us"
"I've got a problem you might be able to help me with, I've got raging wood and it won't go away"
after I get the number I have other **** like
"So I was eating this good ass cheesesteak and the meat reminded me of you"
"I was checking my mail and I got a coupon for a free blow job, it had your address for the return" if she makes a wise ass coment about it being from someone else "but it has a picture of you holding up what looks to be a golf ball stuck in a garden hose"
"I'm thinking arby's, drop your pants"
"I was out and have this girl all rubbin on my balls, your gonna have to come down here and show her how its done"
If it goes to far and she gets mad
"Calm your harmones, its just a joke"

and for the "lets just be friends" crap
"If you can't f**k a friend who can you f**k?"

just a few, can't be laying out all my cards. lets hear your funnies

[cdacda13]

"Hey, everyone calls me Big C, wanna go find out why?"

[NJ Torque]

"plug?"

[bubba428]

"plug?"

LOL

"what do you drive, ehhhhhh I guess I could deal with that"

[madness410]

you have nice eyes...wanna F?

[bubba428]

I'm talking about things you've actually said to a person of the pposite sex and gotten a number/kiss/F out of it

[Savage_Messiah]

How to know your life sucks, #5464232:

Your name is bubba

How to know you life sucks, #5464233:

Even sheep wont **** you without pickup lines

[bubba428]

i'm sorry but I'd rather not hit on drunk girls like some people, i don't support rape...There ain't nothing wrong with being able to walk up to a group of girls and take your pick

[Squirrel]

http://www.hostme.gr/files/pj3x9e57dyz6tbvchab1.jpg

[ta350]

Excuse my but do you raise chickens?

Because you sure know how to raise my "C"

[bubba428]

Excuse my but do you raise chickens?

Because you sure know how to raise my "C"

nah it would be so much better if you said "hey miss, do you raise hens? cause my rooster can smell you from here"

[bandit88]

like ta350's response there better bubba

[bubba428]

yes his is much funnier, but you gotta try to be a little smooth :lol:

[Tsar]

I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....




noobs.

[LS1Hawk]

I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know...


:werdmelissa:

[CivicEaterLT1]

can you point me to the nearest (any store they might know)? (if she directs you) Can i have your number just in case i get lost lol. workssss

[Knipps]

I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....




noobs.

:werdmelissa:
:nod:

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....




noobs.

:stupid:

[BigAls87Z28]

Take your stuff out and say, "what are we going to do about this"
Good old jim kelly style.

[CHRIS67]

I'm at a costume party dressed like a pirate -

"let me show you why they call me Captain hook".

[r0nin89]

I'm at a costume party dressed like a pirate -

"let me show you why they call me Captain hook".

Your dick that bent?

[WildBillyT]

I wanna know whats the most out there, rediculous thing you guys/girls have said to get the opposite sexs number or more.

One of my favorites was I was with a friend and we walked up to this guy and a girl he was with my buddy started playing homo to throw the guy off and I said "So, I wanna talk about vagina" (courtessy Joe from family guy)
some others
"So me and my buddy are out picking up chicks, you should come with us"
"I've got a problem you might be able to help me with, I've got raging wood and it won't go away"
after I get the number I have other **** like
"So I was eating this good ass cheesesteak and the meat reminded me of you"
"I was checking my mail and I got a coupon for a free blow job, it had your address for the return" if she makes a wise ass coment about it being from someone else "but it has a picture of you holding up what looks to be a golf ball stuck in a garden hose"
"I'm thinking arby's, drop your pants"
"I was out and have this girl all rubbin on my balls, your gonna have to come down here and show her how its done"
If it goes to far and she gets mad
"Calm your harmones, its just a joke"

and for the "lets just be friends" crap
"If you can't f**k a friend who can you f**k?"

just a few, can't be laying out all my cards. lets hear your funnies

So tell me, do you prefer being maced or tasered?

[Crayface]

if u want to know the best pick up lines, just watch The Night at the Roxbury

[Bangin Bob]

I would drink your bath water.

[Squirrel]

I saw some epicness last night at our mixer
Guy: I think you should come home with me
Girl: I wish i could but i dont think my boyfriend would like that
Guy then grabs her hand and says: I dont see a ring on your ****in hand

I think they just woke up, he made me proud

[NastyEllEssWon]

i'm sorry i was rude before but its difficult for me to express myself when im on the verge of exploding in my pants

[sweetbmxrider]

thats from anger management dude.

i don't really do pick up lines but i found this one hilarious and added it to my facebook....“I’d like to check you for ticks” -Brad Paisley

[NastyEllEssWon]

yes i know. hilarious movie.

[sweetbmxrider]

ya it was good

[sandynmark98z]

one i overheard once, my face leaves in 5 minutes be on it

[wretched73]

guy: did it hurt?
girl: what???
guy: when you fell from heaven

its worked for me, scary as that is, once i was thrown a curveball after tossing that out there...

me: did it hurt?
girl: no you caught me
me: :blinks in shock:

...that was a good night

[Iroc-z86]

if u want to know the best pick up lines, just watch The Night at the Roxbury

haha YES!!

"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants!"

[NastyEllEssWon]

''i lost my number...can i have yours''

''those pants look pretty tight...how do you get in them''

(unzip)
''its not gonna suck itself''

[ryanfx]

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[HeadlessNorseman]

Guy: If you didnt have feet, would you still wear shoes?
Girl: No!
Guy: than why are you wearing a bra?

[Savage_Messiah]

Guy: If you still had feet, would you wear shoes?
Girl: No!
Guy: than why are you wearing a bra?


i think you missed a word or two, because that makes no sense.

[DaSkinnyGuy]

I had this pulled on me and Bigrocsfirebird was there for this

"I have something in my eyes I cant stop looking at that I really like"

[Savage_Messiah]

I had this pulled on me and Bigrocsfirebird was there for this

"I have something in my eyes I cant stop looking at that I really like"


did you **** her?

[shane27]

"Am i going to be your midnight kiss or is it going to be that guy" (points to old, weird looking drunk)

got some milf to make out with me on new years eve with that one

[bubba428]

not bad...I like the one squirrel said. But the Cheesesteak line has gotten teh woman...go figure

[HeadlessNorseman]

i think you missed a word or two, because that makes no sense.

Yeah i ****ed it up oops. It was late! lol. edited

[GP99GT]

this thread is sad

[bubba428]

no your just mad cause you have to get women intoxicated before you can make a move

[98tadriver]

I used "hello", worked everytime. Shocking, I know.....




noobs.

+1 on that. ive asked girls for their numbers and ive given mine to them. it has worked well for me. the way i see it, its a 50-50 shot. either they say yes or no. be confident but not cocky.

[98tadriver]

i think you missed a word or two, because that makes no sense.

pepper spray?

[bubba428]

a little cocky is good as long as you don't come off as an *******.