JERSEY SHORE OWNS YOU

[BigAls87Z28]

Represent Yo Clique
Jersey Shore needs to roll deep.

VVVVVVVVVVVV

[GP99GT]

jersey shore is epic fail

[baddest434]

jersey shore is epic fail

then why do all you f'n northerners flock down here every summer!

[GP99GT]

i go to wildwood/avalon, F the central jersey shore bennies

[BigAls87Z28]

Wildwood is part of the Jersey Shore.
Jersey Shore is now its own section in my eyes.

[racerx520]

i agree with bigalz28...even go onto craigslist, theres 'noth jersey' (which sucks)
'south jersey' (which blows) 'central jersey' (which is ok as long as you dont go west) and 'jersey shore' (which owns)....so if craigslist says that jersey shore as a whole is a region of NJ...it must be true, those mo-fo's know what theyre talking about!

[red97z]

http://njguido.com/


nj shore what?

[LTb1ow]

Jersey Shore FTW!

Every where else smells or is slow.

[NJ Torque]

the shore smells.

[baddest434]

the shore smells.

drive the turnpipe between exits 11 and 18 :rofl: = central/north jersey

only time the shore smells is in the summer! can you guess why:wink:

[unstable bob gable]

This f'n thread should be rolled deep into the SOUTH section!!! :evil:

[LTb1ow]

If I can see NYC from the shore, how is that "south"?

South = pine barrens and AC .

[baddest434]

This f'n thread rocks! i wish i lived down the shore instead of here in chitty central. you guys have beautiful beaches, clean air, the ocean, hot chicks all we have is traffic and pollution and nowhere cool to go. thats why we all flock down to your beatiful area every summer. were jealous but oh well

fixed it for you big guy:wink:

[Lt1_8U]

fixed it for you big guy:wink:

hahaha, i do love the shore in the summer

[unstable bob gable]

fixed it for you big guy:wink:

F'n hardy harr harr. What, is it comedy day at the 'ol folks home? And what the "f" is "beatiful?" Says a lot for the schooling in SOUTH Jersey, even going back to the 'lil one room schoolhouses Ye Olde Farrt baddest 434 went to!

[baddest434]

F'n hardy harr harr. What, is it comedy day at the 'ol folks home?

i'm here all week :lol:
























oh wait i live here:rofl:

[BonzoHansen]

i go to wildwood/avalon, F the central jersey shore bennies

You are still a bennie going there...although the local colloquialism is shoobie. :willy:

[Knipps]

then why do all you f'n northerners flock down here every summer!
the real question is why do we leave? If it was great all year, wouldn't people want to stay? :moon:

[BonzoHansen]

There is a reason for summer rentals...we want you to leave....

[DevilDougWS6]

woohooo post whoring

[Knipps]

There is a reason for summer rentals...we want you to leave....
riiight

[baddest434]

the real question is why do we leave? If it was great all year, wouldn't people want to stay? :moon:



no the real question is why do they come down here at all? why, because it's the best part of jersey. why do you leave? because we have had enough of you by labor day weekend and we make you leave:moon:

we thank you for your $$ you add to our economy but thats about it. guidos and their chicks FTL!

[sweetbmxrider]

this is so dumb

[racerx520]

the real question is why come down and pay 7k for a summer rental (seen a small house go for 7k A WEEK! w/ 3 bed 1 bath) so theres quite obviously something pretty grand about the jersey shore, i know this cuz i deal with you damn bennies all summer! i live a mile from the ocean and i work maintaining the beach from you douches all summer lol...i must say though, summertime here at the jersey shore is a bit much for me...i had to take a day trip to rockaway last summer around 4th of july-ish, and it was nice to see nothing but trees in north bumble-fack lol

then again, im sure the only reason it was empty was cuz everyone was here at the shore!:rofl:

[baddest434]

this is so dumb

then why don't YOU find it amusing. right up your alley :lol:

[NastyEllEssWon]

jersey shore country gets thick :nod:

[Knipps]

no the real question is why do they come down here at all? why, because it's the best part of jersey. why do you leave? because we have had enough of you by labor day weekend and we make you leave:moon:

we thank you for your $$ you add to our economy but thats about it. guidos and their chicks FTL!
I have yet to see a person forced to leave the shore by forces outside their own will... :rofl:

[baddest434]

I have yet to see a person forced to leave the shore by forces outside their own will... :rofl:

oh but grasshopper it happens!! lol

[transmaro93]

al... you started a civil war

[DevilDougWS6]

lol, yeah he did.






























OWNAGE!

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

NW and the shore are the best parts of jersey....by far

[unstable bob gable]

This f'n thread should be rolled deep into the SOUTH section!!! :evil:

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

[unstable bob gable]

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

YES!!!:-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

HELL YEAH! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

TOTALLY! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

****IN' A RIGHT!!! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

DAYUM SKIPPY YEAH! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

RIGHT-O, MATEY!!! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BOY!!! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

YUP! YUP! YUP! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

DEFINITELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! :-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?

UNHUH!:-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?
NO DOUBT!!!!:-x

Bob, do you think that perchance this should be in the south section?
SOUTH SECTION, PLEASE!!!!:-x

[baddest434]

:moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon:
:horse::horse::horse::horse::horse::horse::horse:
:violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin:
:cbrrmike::cbrrmike::cbrrmike::cbrrmike::cbrrmike: :cbrrmike::cbrrmike:

[unstable bob gable]

:moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon::moon:
:horse::horse::horse::horse::horse::horse::horse:
:violin::violin::violin::violin::violin::violin:
:cbrrmike::cbrrmike::cbrrmike::cbrrmike::cbrrmike: :cbrrmike::cbrrmike:
**** YOU, YOU SOUTHERN OLDE FARRT!!!

[LTb1ow]

Where the hell is north if jersey shore is friggen south?


Makes NO SENSE!@!!!!!!!!!

[baddest434]

THANK YOU


heres another one :cbrrmike:

[unstable bob gable]

Where the hell is north if jersey shore is friggen south?


Makes NO SENSE!@!!!!!!!!!


NORTH= Kearny, Jersey City, Nutley, Belleville, Newark, Lynhurst, Harrison, SEEEEEE-****-US, HO-HO-HO-CUS, HOBO KEN, etc etc etc.

[LTb1ow]

NORTH= Kearny, Jersey City, Nutley, Belleville, Newark, Lynhurst, Harrison, SEEEEEE-****-US, HO-HO-HO-CUS, HOBO KEN, etc etc etc.

Ok so they all are about an hour north of me, and yet I am south?


So did central just go poof?

[unstable bob gable]

Ok so they all are about an hour north of me, and yet I am south?


So did central just go poof?

NO, I'm in Central,and they are 30 min North of me. SO: YOU=SOUTH, ME=CENTRAL THEM=NORTH!

[LTb1ow]

Woah, so the "south" is now from cape may to sandy hook eh?

[DevilDougWS6]

so then whats below south? because there is still a ****load of land down that direction over yawnder.

[racerx520]

well where exactly are you? maybe youre in south central jersey? lol maybe central didnt just go poof, but divided, said screw this, im tired of being in the middle of this crap, and divided to central jersey south, central jersey north, central jersey west, and central jersey shore (which i think is where i'd be at lol):bunny::bbq::leghump::leghump::leghump::leghum p::fireguns::fireguns::fireguns::fireguns::owned:: axe::axe::axe::toast::toast::toast:ttiwwpttiwwptti wwp:bang::bang::bang::bang::cheers::cheers::horse: :horse::horse::horse::horse::dancing::dancing::dan cing::soapbox::soapbox::nutkick::nutkick::nutkick: :nutkick::se::se::se::se::se::se::se::se::se::tta: :tta::tta::tta::tta::tta::tta::tta::tta:

[Knipps]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/myfask/258Troll_spray.jpg

[LTb1ow]

http://www.sellingnj.com/images/eraMap.jpg\

"Welcome to ERA Properties Unlimited! We specialize in central New Jersey real estate home sales. "


CENTRAL!

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Central just went from the smallest to the largest part of Jersey

[LTb1ow]

I try :)


Gotta fight off the dirty southerners and the smelly northern people.

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

I try :)


Gotta fight off the dirty southerners and the smelly northern people.

Ok, now you lost me. NE jersey is the smelly northern. NW is like PA.

[unstable bob gable]

OK...so the shore wants to be Central. And to be Central ya gotta be in the middle of something. So, shore is in the middle, and has land on one side and THE F'N ATLANTIC OCEAN on the other side. Which means we have friggin' Aqua People on this board! OK, let's see those gills and webbed feet, Aqua People! And lets see those Hydro Cameros ya'll drive!

[LTb1ow]

Eh, I keep it simple.
I am central jersey shore.
North smells.
South, is well slow and scary.

Simple.

[unstable bob gable]

so then whats below south? because there is still a ****load of land down that direction over yawnder.

Below South? Hows about Delaware?

[LTb1ow]

OK...so the shore wants to be Central. And to be Central ya gotta be in the middle of something. So, shore is in the middle, and has land on one side and THE F'N ATLANTIC OCEAN on the other side. Which means we have friggin' Aqua People on this board! OK, let's see those gills and webbed feet, Aqua People! And lets see those Hydro Cameros ya'll drive!

Bahahahahaha I can't even come up with a rebuttal for ya. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


Can't wait for the summer to bust out the Hydro camero!

[Knipps]

C'mon bob you should know about the special edition 4th gen Catfish edition

http://www.wetasschronicles.com/CamaroWakeboard.jpg

[unstable bob gable]

"I LIVE IN THE OCEAN IN CENTRAL NEW JERSEY, AND I DRIVE A HYDRO CAMERO SS!!!"


http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/culture/2006/05/23/Aquaman.jpg

[LTb1ow]

So now the ocean is in central?

[baddest434]

OK...so the shore wants to be Central.

not..WE ARE OUR OWN section of jersey :mrgreen:

[racerx520]

im just gonna say central jersey shore is where its at, south jersey shore is full of guidos and hicks who show up to the beach with cut off jean shorts and styrofoam beer coolers, north has cheap guidos (not the ones with the ricers or the fancy cars that they cant pay for, but the ones who have the ****** 1978 honda accords) and then you got the rest of jersey, which blows...if youre gonna find a place to live, better be central jersey shore

i just thought of something else, bon jovi and bruce springsteen live here on the central jersey shore (although i dont like either of their music lol) so obviously there must be something going on here that rich famous people want to live here and not in wildwood lol

[LTb1ow]

Rumson FTL :(

Across the bridge from me. ********.

[Knipps]

im just gonna say central jersey shore is where its at, south jersey shore is full of guidos and hicks who show up to the beach with cut off jean shorts and styrofoam beer coolers, north has cheap guidos (not the ones with the ricers or the fancy cars that they cant pay for, but the ones who have the ****** 1978 honda accords) and then you got the rest of jersey, which blows...if youre gonna find a place to live, better be central jersey shore

i just thought of something else, bon jovi and bruce springsteen live here on the central jersey shore (although i dont like either of their music lol) so obviously there must be something going on here that rich famous people want to live here and not in wildwood lol
There's plenty of celebrities in the North, not to mention it's where all the money is... 2 words, Les Paul.

[LTb1ow]

We have Jesel, so F you!

[baddest434]

wheres jesel?

[DevilDougWS6]

lakewood, actually i think they are gone.....i went past there recently and i thought their sign was gone. but we have SLP too! and their ****tiness!

[DevilDougWS6]

Below South? Hows about Delaware?

If Matt lives in monmouth, and monmouth is the south according to you, then what the **** part of new jersey is below monmouth? subsouth jersey????

[baddest434]

lakewood, actually i think they are gone

yeah they have moved from cedarbridge ave in lakewood. i don't see their sign anymore either.

[LTb1ow]

Apparently, according to UBG.

South is everything below north, and central has been swallowed by the ocean.

[DevilDougWS6]

Apparently, according to UBG.

South is everything below north, and central has been swallowed by the ocean.

wtf is going on!?:willy::willy::willy::willy::willy::willy:

[baddest434]

just crazy bob and his geography lesson :rofl:

[LTb1ow]

http://www.templetons.com/images/icannhas.jpg

Logic was lost here.

[racerx520]

no, i dont think many rich people live in north jersey, ithink they are from north jersey and got the hell out of there as fast as they could!

every time i go through this thread im just roflol...its pretty hilarious

http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg

[LTb1ow]

All being said, Jersey Shore ownz all. North, south, whatever, the shore is better than you. Whether central is a figment of my imagination, swallowed by the ocean or somewhere around Maryland we are still better than all.

End.

[racerx520]

agreed....i speak for everyone else on this thread (north, south, central, west, ocean, mountains, space, gorillas, sasquatch, aliens, and last but not least, the shore dwellers)

that jersey shore owns you....end of my little rant

[DevilDougWS6]

i think al just wanted all the shore folk to put that in your signatures.

VVVVVVVVV

[unstable bob gable]

Apparently, according to UBG.

South is everything below north, and central has been swallowed by the ocean.


Heyzus Christmas...Y do you people have to make it so f'n hard? ITZ SIMPLE...SOUTH IS NOT EVERYTHING BELOW NORTH, AND CENTRAL HASN'T BEEN SWALLOWED BY ANYTHING!!!! North is the top section of the state! Central is middle! And South is the bottom section! If the f'n shore was Central, ya'd be able to go East w/o ending up in the Atlantic Ocean. BUT IF YOU GO EAST FROM THE SHORE YA GET F'N WET!!! SO HOW CAN THE SHORE BE CENTRAL????????????????????
And if any of youz rocket scientists don't think unstable bob gable knows where the hell "Central New Jersey" is, just go to Wikipedia and see "who" is listed under "Famous Central Jerseyans." Yeah, ubg is right between Kevin Smith and Bruce Springsteen!!!

[LTb1ow]

Nope, no UBG.

[unstable bob gable]

Nope, no UBG.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_jersey

[LTb1ow]

Ahh, well you are not on the list of famous NJ people. And are you discrediting the wiki definition of "central"?

[Tru2Chevy]

Since UBG linked us to this map:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/Centraljerseycorrect.PNG/180px-Centraljerseycorrect.PNG

I can only assume that this is his interpretation of where Central Jersey is located.....especially since his name is on the page :)

- Justin

[unstable bob gable]

Ahh, well you are not on the list of famous NJ people. And are you discrediting the wiki definition of "central"?

ubg is listed under the ONLY part of NJ that matters, the CENTRAL part, so, that is all that matters!!!

[LTb1ow]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/Centraljerseycorrect.PNG/180px-Centraljerseycorrect.PNG
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8e/Centraljerseycorrect.PNG/180px-Centraljerseycorrect.PNG


Wikipedia does not lie!!!!!!


You lose!
Good day sir!



Go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!!!!!

[baddest434]

BUT IF YOU GO EAST FROM THE SHORE YA GET F'N WET!!! SO HOW CAN THE SHORE BE CENTRAL????????????????????


because every begining has an end. and the end of central jersey happens to end at the atlantic ocean and it starts wherever the hell you say it starts:moon:

now that we agree that central jersey really ends at the atlantic ocean
we don't consider ourselves central were SHORE.

[unstable bob gable]

because every begining has an end. and the end of central jersey happens to end at the atlantic ocean and it starts wherever the hell you say it starts:moon:

now that we agree that central jersey really ends at the atlantic ocean
we don't consider ourselves central were SHORE.


SHUT YER PIEHOLE, YOU F'N GEEZER! Just cause you were around when God created the shore doesn't mean you know dick, DICK!!!

[baddest434]

SHUT YER PIEHOLE, YOU F'N GEEZER! Just cause you were around when God created the shore doesn't mean you know dick, DICK!!!

ok maybe this will help you. you see when god and i created new jersey we decided that central jersey ends at the atlantic ocean :lol: so i guess i do know something. we also decided that people living near the ocean (end of central) may seperate themselves from others and be know as SHORE.

[racerx520]

if i had better computer skills so i could color code everything, i'd make a map showing the regions of nj lol, but icant so i wont, i'll just write it and probably be confusing....

1, north is north
2, south is south
3, central is MIDDLE
4, shore is ALONG THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, just cuz its a region with 1 side to the ocean doesnt mean it doesnt exist...cuz thats what im really getting from a lot of peoples posts here lol.

just like you saying 'australia doesnt exist, its surrounded by water' which would be something sarah palin would say

[DevilDougWS6]

so how is ocean county central but burlington is not.

maybe we should cut burlington and ocean counties in half and make the upper half central and the lower half south.


so this is why Israel is having such difficulty solving their land problems.

[racerx520]

i do agree, ocean county does stretch pretty far south, dont know what you could do abotu that

and israel is having land problems cuz theyre surrounded by morons who think that if they blow themselves up for their god then he will give them 75 virgins...that doesnt make much sense to me cuz 1, suicide is a sin, and 2, arent you supposed to have just 1 partner in all this religious crap? (im not religious at all lol)

back to topic, jersey shore all the way

[Crayface]

north owns

[wretched73]

ok maybe this will help you. you see when god and i created new jersey we decided that central jersey ends at the atlantic ocean :lol: so i guess i do know something. we also decided that people living near the ocean (end of central) may seperate themselves from others and be know as SHORE.

You couldn't have made NJ a little nicer? :p


MY REGION FTW

[BigAls87Z28]

Bob's Map

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/BigAlZ/ubgsnjpt2.jpg

The Old Map

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/BigAlZ/new_jersey_90.jpg

Key
Tan= Shore awesomeness.
Green= sparsly populated areas, farming or mountainus areas that are teh sux0rs
Blue= higher population city folk, Benny/Shoobie area. These are the people that vist the shore

New map to follow shortly.
Yes, if you are from the shore, put it in your sig.

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

so this is why Israel is having such difficulty solving their land problems.

Israel doesn't have to deal with UBG, they have it easier :rofl:

[Pampered-Z]

Here I thought all of you were talking abuot the REAL Jersey Shore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore,_Pennsylvania


PA owns you all!

[LTb1ow]

Go churn your butter!

[sweetbmxrider]

this is so dumb
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did i repeat myself?
this is so dumb
this is so dumb
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this is so dumb

[DevilDougWS6]

and 2, arent you supposed to have just 1 partner in all this religious crap? (im not religious at all lol)


nope, in their culture it's normal to have several wives.

[racerx520]

really? i did not know that lol...still not enticing enough to head over there though lol...hell, i can only deal with one woman ithink lol

[ar0ck]

http://njguido.com/


nj shore what?

I <3 Guido girls. Staten Island is where its at! :lol:

[LTb1ow]

Strong island!

[Pampered-Z]

Go churn your butter!

I'm a moonshiner, not a farmer!

[LTb1ow]

Lies all lies, if you hail from PA, you are inherently an omish person who churns butter and in your free time, makes pretzels.



:) :) :)

[CHRIS67]

omish?

[LTb1ow]

Amish, omish, quakerstate... whatever...

[Jam]

JERSEY SHORE pwns North/Central/South Jersey.

[WildBillyT]

JERSEY SHORE pwns North/Central/South Jersey.

10% of the land mass, 90% of the STD's.

[LTb1ow]

Its um, STIs.... geez....

;)

[Jam]

Its um, STIs.... geez....

;)

nice try...but no cigar

[Knipps]

nice try...but no cigar

Technically, he's right. They're infections not diseases :moon:
(No, I don't know when they changed it.)

[racerx520]

wait, rutgers campus in new brunswick is officially the STD capitol of the U.S. and thats in north jersey...i remember having countless people tell me that when i said i wanted to go there...good thing i didnt cuz north jersey sucks anyway

[Firebird67dude]

Which section of this great state has the richest county? Cause that section oviously owns.

[racerx520]

hmm...thats a good quesiton...i'd have to vote monmouth just cuz of places such as aberdeen and rumson...here in brielle we have a section off of riverview drive that houses multimillion dollar houses on the manasquan river....i dont live in that part though lol...i live near the plumbing supply company lol...in the lower class area (cuz bush did such a great job eliminating what used to be middle class...now we just have high class (rich people) and low class (everyone else))

[WildBillyT]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_locations_by_per_capita_income

Somerset FTW.

[Firebird67dude]

I say cumberland county. Cause they don't care about money. They are the most rich in family. HAHAHAHA


Either way Jersey sucks!! The whole state is full of fat heads and this thread proves it.

NY FTW.

According to Forbes Hunterdon Country, N.J. is ranked forth richest in the NAtion so how does Somerset win? Wikipedia sucks.

[WildBillyT]

I say cumberland county. Cause they don't care about money. They are the most rich in family. HAHAHAHA


Either way Jersey sucks!! The whole state is full of fat heads and this thread proves it.

NY FTW.

According to Forbes Hunterdon Country, N.J. is ranked forth richest in the NAtion so how does Somerset win? Wikipedia sucks.

The US rankings were Loudon VA, Somerset NJ, Farfax VA, and then Hunterdon NJ in that order a little while ago. EDIT- I can't find my source. But I remember it vividly because a good friend of mine lived in Loudon and used to bust my stones about it pretty frequently.

Somerset and Hunterdon probably swapped a few places but historically Somerset has been up there. Doesn't really matter though, the two countes border each other in the center of the state.

[Firebird67dude]

Doesn't really matter though, the two countes border each other in the center of the state.

True True

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Doesn't really matter though, the two countes border each other in the center of the state.

Hunterdon also borders Morris, which is also up there in the rankings. And It's north Jersey :moon:

[Jam]

woot central jersey.

[LTb1ow]

And yea, I go to BCC.

[Jam]

that's cool. I'm around there Tuesday morning, Wednesday night, and Thursday all day. There's quite a few Fbodies there.

[LTb1ow]

Yea I will be there from 3 till 9 today. MAC/MAS

[Jam]

yeah I'll be there from 6-830 at CVA (lot 2)