what is wrooong with women

[madness410]

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girl calls me up last night, her and her bf broke up this past week, shes saying how much she hates him blah blah blah wont take him back blah blah blah, so im like: arrite, self, you are going to get some rebound gonch.

check her facebook today...'in a relationship'..with the guy she told me she hated and would never take back.

women...:clap:

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[98tadriver]

yeah man ive seen it too many times before. also ive seen the opposite- some girls will have their thing say single, but theyre actually in a relationship. i brought it to this one girls attention whom i know, she hasnt changed it yet lol. she also says meeting people on myspace is creepy....

[NJ Torque]

wimmen = dumb...


most of them anyway.

[madness410]

yeah theres no such thing as a good woman these days...except maybe my mom..

[Tsar]

people= dumb...


most of them anyway.
fixed it for you.

[madness410]

:werdmelissa:

[BigAls87Z28]

Yeah, well its just another lesson you learn from women and you keep moving on armed with that knowlage.

[Knipps]

Is this the one I think it is? Damn.

[bubba428]

women are all retarded when it comes to relations...not one of them know what they want

[ar0ck]

99 Problems but a female dog ain't one?

[bubba428]

bitches are like a HUGE crap...its always painfull and inconvenient but you just gotta do it from time to time

[GP99GT]

so she called you last night....but is in a relationship today....did you hit it last night? if not, epic fail...if you did, still epic fail, cause you didnt convince her to stay single

[90FormulaWS6]

so she called you last night....but is in a relationship today....did you hit it last night? if not, epic fail...if you did, still epic fail, cause you didnt convince her to stay single

:rofl:

[Scrat's_Camaro]

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girl calls me up last night, her and her bf broke up this past week, shes saying how much she hates him blah blah blah wont take him back blah blah blah, so im like: arrite, self, you are going to get some rebound gonch.

check her facebook today...'in a relationship'..with the guy she told me she hated and would never take back.

women...:clap:

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same thing happen with a friend of mine, she broke up with the guy many times then got back together then got engaged and broke up and then got back together yet again and now broke up with him this past week. So i wouldnt be surprised if she got back together with him for the millionth time.
And the dude she dated sounded like a mexican mickey mouse when he talked. lol

[JL8Jeff]

So wait, she told you last night she broke up with him and you think her facebook is up to date? I'm sure her first concern was updating her facebook! :lol: Please step away from the computer!

[79CamaroDiva]

So wait, she told you last night she broke up with him and you think her facebook is up to date? I'm sure her first concern was updating her facebook! :lol: Please step away from the computer!

:werd: since when is facebook the be all and end all of peoples lives?

[90FormulaWS6]

:werd: since when is facebook the be all and end all of peoples lives?

since people started killing other people over it :shock:

[Knipps]

"It's not official until it's on facebook."

Sad, but taken as truth.

[deadtrend1]

So wait, she told you last night she broke up with him and you think her facebook is up to date? I'm sure her first concern was updating her facebook! :lol: Please step away from the computer!

:lol:

Check her myspace too while your at it ...:rofl:

[madness410]

lol no she broke up with him sometime last week...and her facebook said single up to last night when she took him back. and matt I know, epic fail either way on my part. now I know u gotta jump on that when you see it...get in and out yadig?

[madness410]

"It's not official until it's on facebook."

Sad, but taken as truth.

+1. some older folk just don't get it...no offence and all

[79CamaroDiva]

+1. some older folk just don't get it...no offence and all

Older?? Im 25! Facebook and myspace are great communication tools, but don't see the need to put my entire life up there. There's such a thing as too much information.

[Tsar]

Older?? Im 25! Granny! :rofl:

[Mike]

wow. the middle school in this thread is overwhelming..........


SHES GOT COOOOOOTIES RUN

[Tsar]

SHES GOT COOOOOOTIES RUN

I spat water on my midterm practice exam....

[Mike]

I spat water on my midterm practice exam....

http://http://blog.pennlive.com/lvsports/2007/08/iverson.jpg

PRACTICE!!! WERE TALKIN BOUT PRACTICE, NOT A GAME, PRACTICE!!!

[madness410]

wow. the middle school in this thread is overwhelming..........


SHES GOT COOOOOOTIES RUN

don't have to...I got my cootie shot a while ago..

[WildBillyT]

don't have to...I got my cootie shot a while ago..

Circle Circle Dot Dot, right?

[madness410]

Circle Circle Dot Dot, right?

yeah...then circle circle square square now I got it everywhere

[Squirrel]

wait im not catching on to something... since when does a girl have to be single for you to **** her?

[shane27]

whatever you said to her on the phone made her go back to her bf. if you like the idea of being with this girl you had the perfect opportunity to make a move. but you failed!

im waiting for this same scenario to happen to me, can u tell me what u said so i know what not to say :lol:

[98tadriver]

I spat vodka on my midterm practice exam....

fixed :lol:

[Tsar]

fixed :lol:
alc abuse. that's not good.

[Knipps]

don't have to...I got my cootie shot a while ago..
I hear they're giving out free t shirts with them now
http://mypartyshirt.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/c/o/cootieshot2.jpg

[madness410]

whatever you said to her on the phone made her go back to her bf. if you like the idea of being with this girl you had the perfect opportunity to make a move. but you failed!

im waiting for this same scenario to happen to me, can u tell me what u said so i know what not to say :lol:

yes...i failed. oh well lol there will be others. i dont remember saying anything to make her go back to her bf...if anything whatever i said should have steered her away. lol

I hear they're giving out free t shirts with them now
http://mypartyshirt.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/c/o/cootieshot2.jpg

this kid is a tool. if i ever saw him on the street id slap the crap out of him..

[Tsar]

this kid is a tool. if i ever saw him on the street id slap the crap out of him..

50 bucks says you wouldn't.

[madness410]

50 bucks says you wouldn't.

find this kid and bring him to me. you, my friend...are on.

[LTb1ow]

My car has a corvette engine.

[Tsar]

find this kid and bring him to me. you, my friend...are on.
I didn't volunteer to find it, or bring him. I only put money down. Make sure you video tape yourself slapping him for proof and cash payout.

[GP99GT]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/strngedaysNdeed/****.jpg

[Tsar]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/strngedaysNdeed/********
fail

[Knipps]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/strngedaysNdeed/********

:owned:

[LTb1ow]

Word filter FTW!

[GP99GT]

they be hatin on my pictar

[Knipps]

bahaha, they included it in the filter?

[LTb1ow]

No the words in the URL..

[GP99GT]

yeah the filename is filtered

[Rich189]

I spat water on my midterm practice exam....

Thats not water vitals its vodka.... damn russians

[Tsar]

Thats not water vitals its vodka.... damn russians
It looked like water :shrug:



Funny thing. In Russian Vodka = well, Vodka. Voda = water. spot any similarities? :lol:

[sweetbmxrider]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2006/08/18/squirrels_pinder05_470x313.jpg

[Crayface]

Older?? Im 25!

to my current knowledge, with this information stated above you can be classified as a "Cougar" hahahahaha

dam jon, i see this happen all the time. Every girl is like that, but no worries man, once nu sigma phi gets a house theres going to be too many girls to choose from hahaha

[shane27]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/strngedaysNdeed/****.jpg:oops:

[madness410]

to my current knowledge, with this information stated above you can be classified as a "Cougar" hahahahaha

dam jon, i see this happen all the time. Every girl is like that, but no worries man, once nu sigma phi gets a house theres going to be too many girls to choose from hahaha

haha word bro i cant wait...should be good times

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/strngedaysNdeed/****.jpg

+1 on all the fails, what was the pic of anyway?

I didn't volunteer to find it, or bring him. I only put money down. Make sure you video tape yourself slapping him for proof and cash payout.

i will hunt this man down, and slap him. i take money orders / checks / cash / hot girls

[NJSPEEDER]

The problem here is very very simple. Your mistake was that you took what a woman said as what she meant. Maybe once you get older you will understand how truly unrelated the said and meant concepts are when dealing with the females of our species.

[madness410]

The problem here is very very simple. Your mistake was that you took what a woman said as what she meant. Maybe once you get older you will understand how truly unrelated the said and meant concepts are when dealing with the females of our species.

haha will keep that in mind for the future. i guess this is growing up lol

[Dilley]

haha will keep that in mind for the future. i guess this is growing up lol

if that was a reference to a song it is a great song haha if not disregard

[madness410]

if that was a reference to a song it is a great song haha if not disregard

blink182 ftw. they are getting back together lol

[Dilley]

blink182 ftw. they are got back together lol

and touring this summer after releasing a new cd i am def going to the concert

[LTb1ow]

Blink182? Like really?

Never understood why people liked them.

[Dilley]

Blink182? Like really?

Never understood why people liked them.

i got ya its a you love them or you hate them band and personally i really like them so

[madness410]

Blink182? Like really?

Never understood why people liked them.

i personally like them because its the kind of music i grew up with. like our fathers are die hard led zeppelin fans (so am i), alice cooper, the cars, the doors, etc. because they grew up with them.

however im not a fan of blinks newer stuff, the older stuff really rocks

[79CamaroDiva]

to my current knowledge, with this information stated above you can be classified as a "Cougar" hahahahaha



:rofl: are you kidding me?? Cougars have wrinkles and gray roots... I still get carded for cagerettes and lottery tickets.

[Dilley]

i personally like them because its the kind of music i grew up with. like our fathers are die hard led zeppelin fans (so am i), alice cooper, the cars, the doors, etc. because they grew up with them.

however im not a fan of blinks newer stuff, the older stuff really rocks

could not have said it better myself and i do agree that the older stuff is 10x better then the newer but hopefully the new cd will be go back to the good ol' blink we've come to know and love

[madness410]

could not have said it better myself and i do agree that the older stuff is 10x better then the newer but hopefully the new cd will be go back to the good ol' blink we've come to know and love

yeah i hope so too. just hope they arent getting back together to make a few bucks before they are OFFICIALLY out..

[bubba428]

The problem here is very very simple. Your mistake was that you took what a woman said as what she meant. Maybe once you get older you will understand how truly unrelated the said and meant concepts are when dealing with the females of our species.

when a woman gets pissed of at a guy that bad 90% of the time its because shes really mad that she wants him so bad...so they complain to a male of lesser value per say. its really quite simple, its all programmed behavior

[Dilley]

yeah i hope so too. just hope they arent getting back together to make a few bucks before they are OFFICIALLY out..

wow good call i didnt even think of that i sure hope not

[NJSPEEDER]

when a woman gets pissed of at a guy that bad 90% of the time its because shes really mad that she wants him so bad...so they complain to a male of lesser value per say. its really quite simple, its all programmed behavior

Congrats, you fail at humor

[madness410]

when a woman gets pissed of at a guy that bad 90% of the time its because shes really mad that she wants him so bad...so they complain to a male of lesser value per say. its really quite simple, its all programmed behavior

wow i completely missed that. nah man trust me im not of lesser value to her then ex boyfriend. im pretty sure she wanted my mandingo...

[bubba428]

wow i completely missed that. nah man trust me im not of lesser value to her then ex boyfriend. im pretty sure she wanted my mandingo...

:rofl: i did mean that in a literal sence.

[bubba428]

Congrats, you fail at humor

I saw no simely or denotation of a less than serious comment...said words were therefor takes at face value, go touch yourself.

[PlanDefeat]

I still continue to ponder why females work in such a way, I have a failed 4 marathon relationships all the girls were medded up for anti-depressent moods (idk whats up with jersey girls).... and I really am beginning to think jersey girls are bound to end up in disaster, demonstrated from all my friends also myself...

[madness410]

I still continue to ponder why females work in such a way, I have a failed 4 marathon relationships all the girls were medded up for anti-depressent moods (idk whats up with jersey girls).... and I really am beginning to think jersey girls are bound to end up in disaster, demonstrated from all my friends also myself...

you bring up a good point. but i digress..

i mean i honestly cant compare jersey girls to like, montana, or north dakota girls, or california girls, but im pretty sure girls would be nuts over there too

[Jersyboyy]

Iv live in Vegas Wisconsin and North Carolina and was born and raised and now back in Jersey for almost a year.
Girls everywhere are the same. You have the crazies, you have the smart determined ones, you have the ugly ones, you have the dumb blondes and the hoochies, you have the not so goodlooking ones that are still cool. Different places just mean differences in general stuff like music taste style of clothing and such, but woman, and men for that matter are basically the same everywhere.
With that said tho,
Their are more wild girls in Vegas, more home-y type girls in wisconsin, southern bell types in north carolina and jersey is just full of them all.

[Mike]

I still continue to ponder why females work in such a way, I have a failed 4 marathon relationships all the girls were medded up for anti-depressent moods (idk whats up with jersey girls).... and I really am beginning to think jersey girls are bound to end up in disaster, demonstrated from all my friends also myself...

you managed to find 4 disasters, 4 girls on meds, and you still think its the girls problems? you either have flawed way of picking relationships, or your the one causing the insanity

[camaros_4life34]

thats y you just say **** it and get 3 or 4 or even 5 girls, and play the game with them. so they cant play the game with you. lol just dont do what me n freinds did, n end up having a lil one. lmao idk what else to tell you if your gonna talk to her knowing theres a chance shes gonna go back to the ex, thats your problem. i just tell the girls that call me n try that **** with me, you did it to yourself live with it. but idk im an *** hole like that lol

[shane27]

tri state area girls think their **** dont stink

[madness410]

thats y you just say **** it and get 3 or 4 or even 5 girls, and play the game with them. so they cant play the game with you. lol just dont do what me n freinds did, n end up having a lil one. lmao idk what else to tell you if your gonna talk to her knowing theres a chance shes gonna go back to the ex, thats your problem. i just tell the girls that call me n try that **** with me, you did it to yourself live with it. but idk im an *** hole like that lol

haha i should have said that. she did sound like a nutcase though...she was liek: i got mad at him for talking to girls. her bf was even worse! she said he hit her for spilling soda on his bed lmao. it sucks but i think their relationship is doomed either way. its just a matter of time until shes back to wanting my mandingo.

[madness410]

ALL girls think their **** dont stink

fixed that one for ya :-P

[Fleetwiz]

The problem here is very very simple. Your mistake was that you took what a woman said as what she meant. Maybe once you get older you will understand how truly unrelated the said and meant concepts are when dealing with the females of our species.

True...how very true....this is an acquired taste.... hahahah

[Savage_Messiah]

yeah theres no such thing as a good woman these days...except maybe my mom..

Sorry man... she was up till this weekend... my bad