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GP99GT
04-01-2009, 05:56 AM
when you wake up 2 days in a row and puke, and your **** is like water?

any help appreciated, **** going to the doctor
bubba428
04-01-2009, 05:58 AM
does your **** taste like captain? :lol: maybe from exessive drinking?
GP99GT
04-01-2009, 06:00 AM
havent drank since sunday
bubba428
04-01-2009, 06:08 AM
virus? well you said 2 days so im assuming that means this morning and yesterday...i take it you were fine monday? maybe your pregnant, morning sickness ? :lol: I know sometimes the next day when I'm drinking liquor (which is every time, me no like beer) i get the runs but never for more than once or twice. eat any fast food lately sounds to me like a stomach virus
ar0ck
04-01-2009, 07:21 AM
Maybe your intaking more alcohol then solid food?
NJ Torque
04-01-2009, 08:16 AM
need fiber
HeadlessNorseman
04-01-2009, 08:47 AM
food poisoning? I had symptoms like that. Also got a fever on the 2nd day. I would throw up anything i ate/drank except for certain kinds of tea, with no sugar. Tea kept me alive!
GP99GT
04-01-2009, 08:52 AM
i dont seem to throw up until the morning...or maybe im just good at keeping it down since i almost never puke when i drink? and alex, i didnt drink at all. i started feeling nauseous after lunch on monday at work, then i barely ate dinner that night, woke up at 3:30 in the morning...made myself puke cause i couldnt take it anymore. then i was fine all of yesterday, woke up this morning, i was putting my contacts in, and i felt it coming up...the toaster strudels i ate at 8 last night didnt taste so good the 2nd time. ive felt like i had a fever on and off too, and my back is sore, dunno why...and im not pregnant :lol:
WildBillyT
04-01-2009, 09:14 AM
Get a blood test. Prepare for elevated ALT and AST levels.
JL8Jeff
04-01-2009, 09:17 AM
The soreness in your back means you have some sort of cold/virus. Probably a 48 hour bug. It was going around recently as I heard quite a few people suddenly getting sick. 3 days in a row will be a bad sign though so if it happens tomorrow you should probably go to the doctor.
GP99GT
04-01-2009, 09:24 AM
yeah i just barfed again...luckily all i had this morning was some water after i puked the first time so it didnt taste like much :lol: my dad had the same thing a week or so ago now that i think about it, i guess it finally got to me...i dont think ive ever had to crap this many times in one day
Tsar
04-01-2009, 09:41 AM
simple. super aids. bye.
GP99GT
04-01-2009, 09:44 AM
Today, I was diagnosed with super AIDS by an online forum. FML
JL8Jeff
04-01-2009, 09:47 AM
Weight reduction! Now get out to the track and put down some new best times! :lol:

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sweetbmxrider
04-01-2009, 10:00 AM
april fool's :shrug:
madness410
04-01-2009, 10:30 AM
april fool's :shrug:

maybe. but if not i hope everything is ok matt
maroman88
04-01-2009, 10:38 AM
morning sickness
CamaroGirlie
04-01-2009, 11:29 AM
Martin and I both got it at 2 this morning. Im more vommitting, hes more the craps. A couple of our kids got it so were assuming its from them. Im living on chewable pepto bismol right now and it seems to be helping a little.....Good Luck and I hope you feel better!
Frosty
04-01-2009, 11:52 AM
morning sickness

:rofl: You beat me to it.
CHRIS67
04-01-2009, 12:00 PM
Stomach flu, or Hollywood diet, is going around. :barf:

Get some rest. Try to eat crackers and sip some flat ginger ale. Just has to run it's course.
CamaroGirlie
04-01-2009, 12:19 PM
Stomach flu, or Hollywood diet, is going around. :barf:

Get some rest. Try to eat crackers and sip some flat ginger ale. Just has to run it's course.

Ginger ale tastes good coming back up, not even being sarcastic.....i just had first hand taste lol
CHRIS67
04-01-2009, 12:37 PM
Ginger ale tastes good coming back up, not even being sarcastic.....i just had first hand taste lol

It's two....two....two great tastes in one. Yummy
CamaroGirlie
04-01-2009, 01:09 PM
It's two....two....two great tastes in one. Yummy

Aint that the truth!!
GP99GT
04-01-2009, 01:32 PM
april fool's :shrug:

:lol: i wish, im tired of getting up to go to the bathroom every hour
Teds89IROC
04-01-2009, 02:14 PM
a boy or a girl? :lol:

I had something similar a couple of months ago, not fun
baddest434
04-01-2009, 02:18 PM
puking and asspiss are the worst! feel better matt
DevilDougWS6
04-01-2009, 02:22 PM
atleast you arent sh*tting out of your d*ck, then you got problems
GP99GT
04-01-2009, 04:02 PM
i ate a piece of toast and some grapes a couple hours ago...it hasnt come back up yet. then again, i was able to eat a little yesterday too and be fine
baddest434
04-01-2009, 04:07 PM
:barf::barf::barf:
Knipps
04-01-2009, 04:47 PM
Norovirus?
GP99GT
04-01-2009, 06:07 PM
grilled cheese and soup almost came up....time for some theraflu and hockey
Kojak
04-01-2009, 06:22 PM
It means you have a virus or a parasite. I am hoping for the latter its more interesting.
Teds89IROC
04-01-2009, 06:23 PM
It means you have a virus or a parasite. I am hoping for the latter its more interesting.

haha dick
Tsar
04-01-2009, 06:25 PM
Let's play House.

I think we need to biopsy your brain.
79CamaroDiva
04-01-2009, 07:17 PM
it might be something going around. I had the same thing last wed and thurs. Was awful not being able to leave the bathroom for more than a half hour.
DevilDougWS6
04-02-2009, 12:32 AM
*gasp* maybe....its the CONFICKER!!!
bubba428
04-02-2009, 12:45 AM
morning sickness

:rofl: You beat me to it.


virus? well you said 2 days so im assuming that means this morning and yesterday...i take it you were fine monday? maybe your pregnant, morning sickness ? :lol: I know sometimes the next day when I'm drinking liquor (which is every time, me no like beer) i get the runs but never for more than once or twice. eat any fast food lately sounds to me like a stomach virus

double fail
Dilley
04-02-2009, 12:53 AM
im pretty sure my dad has the same thing right now hes been drink gatorade and eating bread and that seems to stay down
GP99GT
04-02-2009, 05:27 AM
well everything i ate last night stayed down so far, i just woke up...gonna attempt getting ready for work and see what happens
JL8Jeff
04-02-2009, 07:23 AM
Maybe you're allergic to work! :wink:
Knipps
04-02-2009, 09:27 AM
Let's play House.

I think we need to biopsy your brain.
Lumbar Puncture.
GP99GT
04-02-2009, 03:52 PM
Maybe you're allergic to work! :wink:

:lol: i wouldve rather been at work, sitting at home is borrrrring

i made it through the day today without yacking, still ass-piss though.:moon:
enRo
04-02-2009, 04:13 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9388/dysen.gif
Featherburner
04-02-2009, 04:45 PM
virus? well you said 2 days so im assuming that means this morning and yesterday...i take it you were fine monday? maybe your pregnant, morning sickness ? :lol: I know sometimes the next day when I'm drinking liquor (which is every time, me no like beer) i get the runs but never for more than once or twice. eat any fast food lately sounds to me like a stomach virus

double fail

You highlight your mistakes and fail to recognize them for a second time? You're full of FAIL.
Kojak
04-02-2009, 07:05 PM
Lumbar Puncture.

Lupus

...its not lupus.
Knipps
04-02-2009, 08:57 PM
It's never Lupus.
madness410
04-02-2009, 09:22 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/9388/dysen.gif

LMAO WTF whered u get that from hahaha

i heard theres a hep c virus going around though...could that be it?
WildBillyT
04-03-2009, 08:51 AM
LMAO WTF whered u get that from hahaha

i heard theres a hep c virus going around though...could that be it?

Did you seriously just ask him if he has Hepatitis because it's "Going Around"?