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bubba428
04-01-2009, 06:25 AM
As I sit here at our office along a highway, I hear a buss lay into its horn and wait to hear the bang, crunch and sounds of twisting carnage. Then when it doesn't happen I'm dissapointed. Or what about the fact that I had the most empty feeling because I found an ambulance with PA tags and lancaster seal, parked illegal with no-one in it, accross from a casino, and my boss wouldn't let me tow it( yes our F-450 is one bad mo fo tow truck). or what about when the bum walk up and said "its the economy man, its was better with country music, Clint Eastwood did one did you know that, it was western, I like Johnny Cash, got any drugs?" and I burst out in laughter, and damn near pissed myself. Or the drunken woman that tried to get in the tow truck after jumping infront of me, and kicking my truck I called the cops on her, but stayed around to see if she was going to get hit. Then when she jumped infront of a bus I started laughing cause when the bus blew the air hon she kinda just went rigid and fell over. tuned out she had warants lol. Is any of that wrong, or am I just too shot out from working 17 days strait?

ar0ck
04-01-2009, 07:18 AM
Cool beans... :dancinglock:

GP99GT
04-01-2009, 08:54 AM
best thread evar

Teds89IROC
04-01-2009, 06:09 PM
best thread evar

+1 :fidget:

madness410
04-01-2009, 06:29 PM
make that +2

Clark
04-01-2009, 09:01 PM
If you are f-d up that makes me worry about myself seeing as I laughed at every instance reading your post

I'm the kind of person that would rather replace a crying baby's bottle with an active hand grenade than see any kind of harm come to an animal such as a cat or dog. People suck.

Slo86Bird
04-01-2009, 10:33 PM
is it bad that when i went into cvs today and say a little rubber ducky with a helmet on and i said to my mom who was with me "look they have a retard duck now"

Slo86Bird
04-01-2009, 10:39 PM
http://www.oneinhundred.com/Upfiles/upimg8/Weighted-rubber-duck-X-Gamer-w-5217098.jpg

kinda like that one.


i lied...... more like the one on the left in this pic...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3238/2597233267_0c2cc574cc_o.jpg

BurninrubberGT
04-01-2009, 10:51 PM
make that +2

+++3

Ian
04-01-2009, 11:34 PM
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