silly ricers on CL

[maroman88]

http://newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/1152959885.html

LOL........

will give left nut for 240sx - $1 (nnj)

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Reply to: sale-6dwyn-1152959885@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-05-03, 9:10PM EDT



Hey craigslist im a young guy in jersey and i need a 240 but i got no money i am willing to do anything under the sun that doesnt involve intercourse to get one it would be my first car and my dream car and i wont settle for less no shells plz i kinda wanna drive it away (unless the job is to put the engine in it to have it then shells are just fine) plz im serious so if ur willing to give up a 240sx(working) for some manual labor or whatnot plz contact me.

P.S. I cant even put into type how serious/desperate i am to get 240sx this is not a joke even though it sounds funny so plz reply


nissan acura race drift car crazy muscle 1000 2000 3000 4000 5000 6000 7000 8000 9000 10000 ae86 toyota ford dodge gm scion drag mustang 240 s13 s14 s14.5 14.5 s15 help inital d takumi kouki sleepy KA24E KA24DE CA18DET SR20DET redtop blacktop RB20DET RB25DET Single cam Twin Cam RB26DETT RB26DET GT35R diff skyline r33 r34 r35 gtr best ever drifting drifter free blitz nismo mines rims tires

[bubba428]

nice find...

[thunder]

i would give my left nut for an ls1...

[bubba428]

whats is everyones issue with thier lft nut? why is everyone always trying to give it away? my left nut has always been good to me. sure its gotten in the way and sat on a few times, but nothing worth trading it for.

[zuuhlsT/A]

Well...if that kid gave up his left nut there's a 50% less chance he'll procreate. There's a bright side to every story. Silly ricer!:mrgreen:

[MonmouthCtyAntz]

wow....

[7998]

Well...if that kid gave up his left nut there's a 50% less chance he'll procreate. There's a bright side to every story. Silly ricer!:mrgreen:


^^HAHA^^

[Frosty]

Deaded

[madness410]

ill give him a 240 if he likes wearing tights

[baddest434]

This posting has been flagged for removal :shrug:

[Saitin]

lol
i think you can actualy sell your left nut for something like 65k.

[WildBillyT]

I would buy a 240sx and give it to him just to make him give up the aforementioned nut.

[madness410]

lol
i think you can actualy sell your left nut for something like 65k.

i doubt that. make it 80k and they got a deal.

[miketa95]

I would consider selling a nut for 80k. I mean, if the world's gonna end in 2012 I don't really need it anyway, right?

[NastyEllEssWon]

im actually pretty sure you can sell your nut to science but the going price is like 14k or so. if they gave me 30k for both nuts id do it, i have a 5 year old son already and no need to go any further than that.




plus think about how awesome it would be to plop down in any chair you want with no worries of squishing a nut.

[DevilDougWS6]

hmmm...selling a nut may be pretty cool...thats some decent cash for it...plus you only need one anyway....or if you get rid of both then you dont have to worry about condoms

[NastyEllEssWon]

hmmm...selling a nut may be pretty cool...thats some decent cash for it...plus you only need one anyway....or if you get rid of both then you dont have to worry about condoms






well for random sex you might still wanna use a condom :nod:

[Syzygy]

where can i sign up for this nut selling? i need a trans :wink:

[DevilDougWS6]

well for random sex you might still wanna use a condom :nod:

obviously, i was incurring about the not random type,

[madness410]

plus think about how awesome it would be to plop down in any chair you want with no worries of squishing a nut.


yeah! dont you hate that?!

[bubba428]

obviously, i was incurring about the not random type,

you schedual your sex? either you are the f-n man or you're f-n whipped!!!

[DevilDougWS6]

no no no...i am talking about boning your own girl, or girls you know, the "not random" part i was talking about refers to random girls.

[NastyEllEssWon]

no no no...i am talking about boning your own girl, or girls you know, the "not random" part i was talking about refers to random girls.




even girls you know....you never really know :nod:

[DevilDougWS6]

true, but you cant say that you know them unless you really do know them, so therefore they dont count.

[NastyEllEssWon]

true, but you cant say that you know them unless you really do know them, so therefore they dont count.





women never tell you everything :lol: