The douchebaggery is strong in this one.

[Blackbirdws6]

"This is insane. This car is sooo insane"

Modded M5 is so fast....can only push it 75% lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJpQu0Y-wQc

[NastyEllEssWon]

people that refer to themselves in the third person or with THE in front of it are usually douchebags...this guy is no exception



''carbon air filter delete''

[Knipps]

:banghead: wow


By: John D. Villarreal (174 IQ), a real-life super genius and former host of GameSpot TV!
riiight

[Little G]

The g is faster.

g

[sweetbmxrider]

well that was something. an ud pulley, "ram air", some sort of air filter, and i think a crazy alloy flywheel? what a douche. what a douche

[Little G]

This guy really loves himself: http://www.johndvillarreal.com

I thought I had a big ego but wow.

g

[sweetbmxrider]

what i'd give to beat that guy with a bat.

[procamaroz28]

wow... honestly i cant watch the whole thing...

[madness410]

this guy SUCKS

[nj96z28]

This guy really loves himself: http://www.johndvillarreal.com

I thought I had a big ego but wow.

g

What do you expect his dad's name is Perfecto......

[91DropTop]

im supprised his collar isnt popped in the beginning....and i love how he has no idea where his crank pully is, he prolly had Eloy write him q cards to read he has noooo idea what hes talking about

[maroman88]

lol why dont we chew a lil more gum....

[NJ Torque]

what an idiot.... shifts worsen my grandmother

[edpontiac91]

lol why dont we chew a lil more gum....

I SO WANNA MAKE HIM CHEW ABOUT 47 PACKS OF GUM AND THEN SHOVE IT UP HIS AS WITH A FIRE HYDRANT TO PLUG IT SHUT. What a self centered MAJOR A-HOLE! :stfu:

[bubba428]

ehhh....the unessisarily tight beater, the way he holds his hands, and body language.....i do believe this man is a pooper trooper

[BigAls87Z28]

Im sorry that I share half a last name with the guy...ugh.
Esquire huh? Another Dbag lawyer that talks out of his ass about himself.

[DevilDougWS6]

wow super fag..."how much power? wellll it depends..."

"the tuner says 550 crank..but i think it can be around 570"


he says that like he can ****ing change it by touching it or something!

[bubba428]

wow super fag..."how much power? wellll it depends..."

on how far his head is up his own ass.

[BigAls87Z28]

Sounds like the guy with the dead hooker in his E55...
"Its like 5.4, 5.5, 5.4 and change..."

[sweetbmxrider]

wow super fag..."how much power? wellll it depends..."

"the tuner says 550 crank..but i think it can be around 570"


he says that like he can ****ing change it by touching it or something!

well if he's goin 70mph its 550 but if he goes faster, on a track of course, the ram air well it really just rams in there!

Sounds like the guy with the dead hooker in his E55...
"Its like 5.4, 5.5, 5.4 and change..."

:laugh:

[LTb1ow]

Wow. I gave up after the first look at the engine.

[Kojak]

His ego is bigger than he thinks his penis is.

Words I will never use anymore:
this is tight, my boys (including "my boy Eloy"), the joint, styling down, fresh, do it up man

[Lt1_8U]

what i'd give to beat that guy with a bat.

ahaha same here:lol:

[69BirdX]

I bet he doesnt know how to check oil dipstick

[Knipps]

I bet he doesnt know how to check oil dipstick
clearly not, he has to go to the dealership to top off the oil :rofl:

[87GTA]

i would love to see the dumb girl that was with him!!! that thinks he is cool!!!..LOL

[ib4200]

and theres a power pully that looks like stock so when its serviced they dont really know whats going on, it makes the crankshaft underdrived~the huge v10 just generates so much heat~

"i have so much power now a stock M5 will smoke the tires, i have so much power now this stuff will smoke tires"- wtf does that mean!? its at 6:23

we've got to keep it street legal

"this car does everything for me"- i bet it does d-bag, that car didnt even look fast

[madness410]

look at 1:30..how gay does he look

[Crayface]

i really should of just read you guys comments to this, after watching it i would LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE to break that dudes arms and legs while i take his girl

[sweetbmxrider]

that might not have a dipstick actually. alot of those high end cars check their own oil, because people like this douche own them :lol:

[ib4200]

i was thinking it was the trans dipstick

[sweetbmxrider]

highly doubt it has one of those

[MonmouthCtyAntz]

wow what a toolbox!

[SuperSweet]

hahaha ...."Wish I could find this crank.." as he looks at the sides and back of the engine

I wonder if that radar detector added "1-1.5 hp" like the "carbon filter delete"

and i've never seen 570hp look so slow (8:50)

and you have to love how he walks with his arms at 90* with his hand hanging down....ughh beamer owners lol...I love this video. I can go on about this alllll night

[Zero4488]

What an idiot...I was kinda hoping to see him go into a roid rage...

[ib4200]

HAHA that guy has his own website

johnDVillarreal.com

[SuperSweet]

JDV BABY!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO

check out part 2...that girl is ehh at best

[ib4200]

and you have to love how he walks with his arms at 90* with his hand hanging down...

huh when is 90*?

[Knipps]

90* is not a time.

[firebirdcrazy]

This guy is just a moron lol

[r0nin89]

well if he's goin 70mph its 550 but if he goes faster, on a track of course, the ram air well it really just rams in there!



:laugh:


Dude cmon.... Asshat physics change airpressure at track speeds only of course allowing more air than physically possible in the rest of our regular peoples world to fit in.

[B4C]

I couldnt watch the whole thing he was such a douche. "JDV here....blah blah blah I dont know shizz about cars the ram air here forces air in into the engine blah blah blah Im a douche blah blah blah Im an idiot....the end" thats about all I got out of what I watched

[Formulalt1]

The sad part of watching that video is I know guys who talk and look just like that guy. Its always a good time all around watching them make asses out of themselves though.