Project WHITE TRASH!

[unstable bob gable]

ubg was just cruising past the trailer park in Morrisville, Pennsyltucky, and the idea hit him to build a cool White Trash Camero for his next project. It will have all the "wrong" things done to it, like primer finish on a beat up body, fake hood scoop riveted to the hood, jacked up WAAAAAAAAY too high in the azz end w/ air shocks, big azz bald tires sticking out of the wheel wells, mismatched, rusty mag wheels, big, loud azz pipes with exhaust leaks, Confederate flag on the rear window, roach clips hanging from the rear view mirror, etc. But the only thing ubg cannot decide upon is if he should use a late 2nd gen Camero for the project, or a turd gen Camero. ubg is leaning towards the turd gen, and they are REALLY cheap and readily available. Wadda you clowns think?

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unfortunatly and 3rd gen would work best.

[LTb1ow]

Turd gen ftw!

[FIcamaroRE92]

I say second gen because that's what i pictured when i read your description...............

[ib4200]

you can buy most turd gens with the previously mentioned mods

[JL8Jeff]

Definitely needs to be a late 2nd gen if you want the rear jacked up, but you should also go with 15x10 wheels with the wrong offset so they stick out about 4-5". Corvette sidepipes should finish it off nicely too. Just make sure everything has rust or primer and you're all set! :nod:

[GP99GT]

footprint gas pedal

[Miles]

won't have to do too much to a turd gen...

[Saitin]

make sure to grow a mullet for when you go cruizzzen

[unstable bob gable]

make sure to grow a mullet for when you go cruizzzen

Can't. ubg is bald. But I do have a mullet wig...

[Mike]

sounds like a waste of money

[TAdan]

I think it would be a really easy project. :lol: You could probably do it in a weekend. I'd pick up whatever you can find sooner, both should be readily available. :lol: have fun UBG!

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Definitely needs to be a late 2nd gen if you want the rear jacked up:nod:

What he said.

[91chevywt]

I imagine an early third gen. You could probably get one just how you described so that means less modding. If it doesn't smoke overfill the crankcase so it smokes too. Open stock exhaust manifolds would be cool too.

[HeadlessNorseman]

This would actually not be a bad idea if the car was actually fast, and not just a loud 305 carb or tpi or something.

[procamaroz28]

why not build up a nice turd gen the cost effective way..

[1QWIKBIRD]

sounds like a waste of money

I'll second that......

UBG.....hear me out....

You have the AMX close to finished, but in pursuit of the flying mile idea?? No?

You have the GN up for sale, to expedite the AMX goal? No?

Why throw good money after bad on such a horrible "project" that isn't really a project anyway. You could probably buy one already "done" and even then its a rolling POS.

Stay the course and either finish the AMX or Keep the GN and finish it, but don't sell the GN to build a clapped out camaro!

I think they have you working in the shiney sticker/fuzzy dice/air cleaner isle at the new job and you are experiencing a contact high from the smells/sensory overload.....Step away from all that crap and finish the AMX or GN.....

Peace

[BonzoHansen]

The turbo buick is sold....

[baddest434]

. You could probably buy one already "done" and even then its a rolling POS.

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:rofl: thanks for the love :lol:

[unstable bob gable]

I can understand the gentlemen who have concerns about this being a waste of cash, but see, ubg is looking to do this on the REAL cheap...nothing but junkyard pieces, and cast off parts from other peeps who are investing real dough in their rides. About the only big buck item ubg would be investing in is some nekkid lady mudflaps...lol

[Mike]

I can understand the gentlemen who have concerns about this being a waste of cash, but see, ubg is looking to do this on the REAL cheap...nothing but junkyard pieces, and cast off parts from other peeps who are investing real dough in their rides. About the only big buck item ubg would be investing in is some nekkid lady mudflaps...lol

And the actual car, and insurance, and registration. just sounds like maximum headache with minimum return

[thunder]

ya it is a bit of a waste. but it might end up being really fun. or u may decide to make it a sleeper

[Crayface]

well if you want a turn gen i could sell you mine much cheaper than i am on craigslist, pm me if your interested

[1QWIKBIRD]

Well if ya are hell bent on doing it.....you damn sure better do it right.

Here's a list of mods that had better be included:

Aftermarket sunroof, preferrably the his/hers model
http://www.sunroofs.org/tech/SunTwin.jpg

Rear Louvers
http://www.sfxperformance.com/common/Image-Popup.asp?ProductCode=AST1002&image=0'

Set of Pro-Trac 50's
http://www.jegs.com/p/Coker-Tire/Coker-Tire-Pro-Trac-Performance-Tires/935487/10002/-1

Rims are limited to Cragar S/S, Keystones or a set of badly oxided Centerline Autodrags...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tom-margie/3490587624/
http://www.the-internet-pages.co.uk/england/derb/dcast1/art/Klassic.jpg
http://www.the-internet-pages.co.uk/england/derb/dcast1/art/Ultra%2061.jpg

Gotta have a CB in this thing with trunk mounted antennae
http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/2018739a69c70876

Here's an idea of how to do it on a turd gen (if you go that route)
http://www.kb7tbt.com/pix/arc/jamescamaro.jpg
How else ya gonna call B.A. Barakas when all hell breaks loose?

And ya gotta put a trailer hitch on it too.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx7fI3JKVeYA_kqjzbkF/SIG=12j5r29o4/EXP=1249080671/**http%3A//img78.photobucket.com/albums/v255/pheffley/Hitch-004.jpg

Just some idears for ya to stoke the fires for this never before concieved project......:mrgreen:

Don't blow all your money at once now, ya hear????

Peace

[HeadlessNorseman]

so many negative nancys on here. Lighten up!!

[unstable bob gable]

And the actual car, and insurance, and registration. just sounds like maximum headache with minimum return


Well, the bottom line is I would drive it, and I always like to have a second car around in case some thing goes wrong w/ my usual daily driver. 'Sides, I want to be able to cruise the trailer park in Pennsyltucky in style!

[Mike]

Well, the bottom line is I would drive it, and I always like to have a second car around in case some thing goes wrong w/ my usual daily driver. 'Sides, I want to be able to cruise the trailer park in Pennsyltucky in style!

second car? as in behind the cavi and the amx second? because that's third

[unstable bob gable]

second car? as in behind the cavi and the amx second? because that's third

I mean a second daily driver type car. The AMX is just a "toy"/hobby car.

[bubba428]

DUDE you just described my T/A...damn I miss that car.

yo seriously though, 3rd gen with a 4th gen rear, and 3rd gen wheels. I know where there's an IROC that needs some love you could probably pick up in the $500 range

[RiggsLW81]

3rd gens have a bad rep as it is, no reason to make it worse...im glad my 87 actually gets compliments all the time for the solid shape its in..

cant see any benefit/cool factor to doing that concept..but its your $$$.

[unstable bob gable]

3rd gens have a bad rep as it is, no reason to make it worse...im glad my 87 actually gets compliments all the time for the solid shape its in..

cant see any benefit/cool factor to doing that concept..but its your $$$.


Well, it would be mostly tongue in cheek, and a goof on an already established stereotype. I'd want to make it so over the top that people would be like "can this guy be for real?" Plus, since I admit I'm White Trash, I should have a White Trash mobile, just like Batman had the Batmobile, Knightrider had Kitt, The Green Hornet had Black Beauty, etc.

[jims69camaro]

Definitely needs to be a late 2nd gen if you want the rear jacked up, but you should also go with 15x10 wheels with the wrong offset so they stick out about 4-5". Corvette sidepipes should finish it off nicely too. Just make sure everything has rust or primer and you're all set! :nod:

gray primer ftw.

[unstable bob gable]

Well, ubg just looked at an 87 Camero at the trailer park in Morrisville. The guy was only asking 300 bux, and he said it used to be his wife's or sister's car. Actually I think the wife and sister might be the same woman. But it was so beat up it was prolly only worth 3 bux, not 300 bux. But I did give the guy Bubba's phone number, as it seemed to be a likely candidate for Bubba's car collection.

[bubba428]

sweet!!! I got my hands tied with the 2 engines and the Buick so no more resurrecting cars for now.

[unstable bob gable]

ubg just got a call about a 2nd gen Fireturd that is up on blocks at another trailer park across town. He's prolly going to look into it tomorrow.

[WildBillyT]

If this happens I've got a CB radio kicking around you can have.

[unstable bob gable]

If this happens I've got a CB radio kicking around you can have.

10-4, good buddy! :mrgreen:

[WildBillyT]

LOL. I think it's a "Realistic" brand. Ultimate in Radio Shack authenticity.

[bubba428]

o ****

[bubba428]

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...

[unstable bob gable]

LOL. I think it's a "Realistic" brand. Ultimate in Radio Shack authenticity.

Now THAT'S cool! ubg's old man had a Realistic CB in his 72 Malibu back in the day. :nod:

[JL8Jeff]

I've got a Realistic car amp sitting in the garage if you need it for kickin out those 70's tunes! :nod:

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[unstable bob gable]

Well, ubg went over to the trailer park to check out the Fireturd today, and it def was a turd! The Hillbilly said he really didn't want to sell it, but if he did he wanted a thousand bux. Now WTF is that supposed to mean? Anywho, it was prolly only worth 100 bux. So, ubg gave him Bubba's number just to be par for the course.

[Tru2Chevy]

Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon

Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'mon

Uh, yeah, that's a big 10-4 Pig-Pen,
Yeah, we definitely got us the front door good buddy,
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy

Uh, breaker Pig-Pen, this here's The Duck
Uh, you wanna back off them hogs
10-4, 'bout five mile or so, 10-roger
Them hogs is gittin' in-tense up here

Uh, you wanna give me a 10-9 on that Pig-Pen?
Uh, negatory Pig-Pen, yer still too close
Yeah, them hogs is startin' close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes, you better back off another ten

Hey Sod Buster, listen
You wanna put that microbus in behind the suicide jockey?
Yeah, he's haulin dynamite
He needs all the help he can git

Uh, 10-4 Pig-Pen, what's yer 20?
Omaha?!
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer sure
Well mercy sakes alive good buddy
We gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off yer glass
An' the bears off yer... tail
We gonna catch ya on the flip-flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone
Bye, Bye...

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

Great song....

- Justin

[bubba428]

Well we laid a strip fer the Jersey Shore
An' prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge 'as lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I sez Pig-Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck
We just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I sez, let them truckers roll, 10-4

Great song....

- Justin

not too long ago in Atlantic City we pulled 4 cars out of a popular place to illegally park (well get like 4 an hour there) so we had 4 trucks rolling down Atlantic ave with light going and all. Now the one guys last name is Duer (do-er) and the other guy broke his arm on a scooter so he's scooter and i'm bubba.......duer, scooter, and bubba. I definitely had them on the nextel doing our own car snatching version of this. btw the 4th truck is a private owned contractor, he doesn't have group connect

[unstable bob gable]

Heh, the turd gen Camero is way ahead in the voting. :mrgreen:

[bubba428]

waiting on a phone call today bout my truck, gonna trade it for a 86 Camaro Z28, 305, auto, T-Tops, blue/grey. its in good structural shape, body is strait, has some dings and ****, engine is a carbed 305. If it goes through and I get this car I'm gonna put my 350 in this and my 383 in the buick.