Pet suggestions

[Jersey Mike]

We're looking for a pet for the apartment.
Need something quiet that won't tip off the neighbors that there's an animal here, since, technically, we're not supposed to have any pets in these apartments.


Suggestions welcome.

[LTb1ow]

hooker?

[Jersey Mike]

^ftw

[Frosty]

I'd say a cat but if he's anything like mine he's not quiet. Orange Tabby's are known for being loud...he never shuts up and when he jumps down onto the floor he's about as graceful as an ox drunk off a 5th of vodka :lol:

He's an awesome little guy though...look into rescuing a cat or something.

[LTb1ow]

Two hookers and eight ball?

[Frosty]

Two hookers and eight ball?

Sounds like one hell of a party. :nod::nod::nod:

[sweetbmxrider]

if you are looking into kittens, i have one that could use a home. not sure which of the 3 yet but should know by the end of the week who is left.

[Jersey Mike]

Can't be a dog since they need to be walked & we can't have the neighbors seeing that.
One of our roommates doesn't like cats; so no cats either.

Something playful & not dull

[LTb1ow]

and...... hooker!

Playful, and not dull!

Win!

[Saitin]

snakes are fun get a python,or a parrot yeah parrots are fun

[sweetbmxrider]

fish or pet rock? spider monkey?

[bandit88]

fish!

[LTb1ow]

Pet ****ing rock?

How much fun could that be?

Pet rock.... :sahkes headd:

[LS1ow]

tea cup sting ray is were its at!

[sweetbmxrider]

http://www.wickedgamez.com/games/images/familyguy-pet-rock.jpg

[LTb1ow]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/blow-up-doll.jpg

Doesn't need much food or attention, store in closet.

[sweetbmxrider]

are you sure a kid can sleep in a closet ok? i'd fear back problems....

[LTb1ow]

Eh, I suppose you could throw him in a cooler of ice or somethingh

[maroman88]

id go with fish... u dont have to worry about anything happening while your out, they have auto feeders for wen u go away, no mess, easy to care for and so forth

[WayFast84]

Bull shark.

[LTb1ow]

You could adopt WF!!

[wretched73]

i'd say rabbit or ferret orrr some other small mammal, you can actually play with one of them

[Jersey Mike]

I'm pushing for a ferret but am afraid of them stinking up the place. Anyone have one?

We all have fish at home. I've had Salt Water tanks & fresh water, one of the guy shas a shark at home too. Looking for something that'll run around and you can play with. They get boring after a while.


S.S.P.- I told my roommates that you're really pushing for a hooker & they like the idea. We'll keep it as a fall-back option :mrgreen:

[LTb1ow]

LOL yes!

[FlyingDutchman]

brown recluse spider ?

http://www.desertusa.com/desert-animals/images/brown_recluse2.jpg

[PolarBear]

Chinchilla (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinchilla)? I always wanted one. I think they are pretty easy to keep and dont smell too much as they are desert animals and nocturnal.

[ib4200]

hamster? cool little tubes, you can let them run around in one of those small animal balls

[LTb1ow]

Until someone punts em

[ib4200]

that can be said about any pet though

[Jersey Mike]

Until someone punts em

3 out of four of us played soccer. That is a huge liability :lol:

[LTb1ow]

Keeps coming back to the hooker.

[Jersey Mike]

I'd start a poll if i didn't think "Hooker" would be a top choice

[madness410]

lol first thing that came to my mind was this..
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/addict/pets2.jpg

but look into pets that you can put into a cage all day and wont crap all over the floor or wake people up at night obviously. snakes, hamsters, guinea pigs, spiders

[ib4200]

http://hotdogandfriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mr-turtle.jpg

[B4C]

hamster? cool little tubes, you can let them run around in one of those small animal balls

Hamsters reek dude espically in the tube thingys they smell even worse and are apain in the arse to clean. I would ge ta chinchillla my cousin has one and he likes it, cleans it self, dosent smell but the cage gets cleaned everyday.

[bubba428]

dinosaur....so when your neighbor complains you have a pet, you can send your pet to eat his ****ing face.

[madness410]

believe it or not having a turtle as a pet is illegal in new jersey.

have you thought about just getting a cactus? those are cool...

[CHRIS67]

Exchange student. They can do laundry.

[String]

pet rock. :nod:

[Jersey Mike]

A lot of people have said Chinchilla--I'm under the impression they're expensive.
Are they cool, or just a tiny fat rat with dumbo ears? Playful like dogs & ferrets?

[Rutgers00]

I have a small place and have parakeets there pretty cool sometimes a little noisy but you can just cover them up and they will be quiet. If you play with them enough they will sit on your shoulder and walk around the outside of their cage.

[jims69camaro]

Two hookers and eight ball?

Sounds like one hell of a party. :nod::nod::nod:

i've done it before. if he's worried about waking the neighbors, this is not the way to go.

and...... hooker!

Playful, and not dull!

Win!

too true.

You could adopt WF!!

again, if he's afraid of waking the neighbors, this is not the way to go. he'll always be outside cursing his car/bike/other worldly possessions.

I'm pushing for a ferret but am afraid of them stinking up the place. Anyone have one? :mrgreen:

ferrets/weasels are cute. they eat cat food and use the litter box. can't beat them if you like to watch cats do silly things - ferrets beat them out in the cuteness department.

to recap: two hookers and 8 ball - too much noise. WF=DF too much noise. ferret FTW.

[79CamaroDiva]

ferrets are smelly and can be nasty. they smell worse than a cat litter box. why doesnt your roommate like cats? IMO anyone who doesn't like cats (but likes dogs, etc) for reasons other than allergies just hasnt had the right cat.

[FlyingDutchman]

you can never go wrong with fish

[Saitin]

ferrets are smelly and can be nasty. they smell worse than a cat litter box. why doesnt your roommate like cats? IMO anyone who doesn't like cats (but likes dogs, etc) for reasons other than allergies just hasnt had the right cat.

ferrets are smelly only if you don't clean and handle them, if you toss them in a cage and don't do any thing with it they tend to **** and piss all over themselves.
Otherwise they make great pets for small places.

[Jersey Mike]

Comes down to Ferret vs. Chinchilla ....

[xrelapse13]

hooker and a 40 and call it a day

[thunder]

drunk midget?

[CAUGHT-YA-LOOKIN]

midgets are hard to housebreak

[procamaroz28]

how about a goat??? my dad is in egypt now so its possible for me to get one lol

[Blacdout96]

again, if he's afraid of waking the neighbors, this is not the way to go. he'll always be outside cursing his car/bike/other worldly possessions.



not to mention he doesnt want his apartment to burn down.

midgets are hard to housebreak

I think Kasey is already, why not adopt him? :rofl:

[PolarBear]

how about a goat??? my dad is in egypt now so its possible for me to get one lol

Because there are no goats in the USA? :rofl: and even if there were goats in the US, they would be easier to get from another country, with the waiting through (I think it is the) CDC through customs or what ever :rofl:

[Jersey Mike]

how about a goat??? my dad is in egypt now so its possible for me to get one lol

Hook it up! You know where I live; I expect delivery & a 6-month supply of hay by the end of the month! :lol:

[procamaroz28]

lmao yea cdc and customs wouldnt like that lol... how about a parrot those are nice...

[91chevywt]

I vote Chinchilla. They are pretty expensive, and I think you have to go through some crap to get them, but for your situation thats what I would say. They don't smell, ferrets stink like any other rat. Either that or some type of fish/water critter. Just about anything else will smell or make noise. Or adopt a kid?

[Scrat's_Camaro]

I'd say a cat but if he's anything like mine he's not quiet. Orange Tabby's are known for being loud...he never shuts up and when he jumps down onto the floor he's about as graceful as an ox drunk off a 5th of vodka :lol:



lmao

[Blacdout96]

I vote Chinchilla. They are pretty expensive, and I think you have to go through some crap to get them, but for your situation thats what I would say. They don't smell, ferrets stink like any other rat. Either that or some type of fish/water critter. Just about anything else will smell or make noise. Or adopt a hooker?


Fixed.

[91chevywt]

Fixed.

Thanks, thats what I meant I was tired when I wrote it

[79CamaroDiva]

Or adopt a kid?

they smell, make noise AND poop their pants.

[transmaro93]

you thought about lizards.... maybe an iguana or something... there's a guy running around bricktown with hookers stuffed in the trunk of his benz... i can flag hm down if you want.... no guarantees of getting a living one though..

[Savage_Messiah]

I think Kasey is already, why not adopt him? :rofl:


Not too cheap, requires constant supply of alcohol and internet

[Tru2Chevy]

Not too cheap, requires constant supply of alcohol and internet

....and a chauffeur. :nod:

- Justin

[thunder]

so the drunk midget?? i still think if u hose train him he would be perfect

[jims69camaro]

so the drunk midget?? i still think if u hose train him he would be perfect

i just had a vivid mental picture of someone with a firehose in their hand hosing kasey down...

[Savage_Messiah]

:shock: