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unstable bob gable
10-12-2009, 06:22 PM
I stopped at the Morrisville Pennsyltucky 7-11 on my way into work today, and I noticed a flyer on the window advertising a "CORNHOLE FESTIVAL!" Ummmm...should this REALLY be something advertised in public???? Whatta they gonna have next? A "DELIVERANCE DAY?" I think I'm gonna be careful traveling around this berg, especially at night, and especially by the trailer parks! And for those that don't believe me about these Cornholin' Pennyltucky Hillbillies, they even have a website! Check out www.buckscountycornhole.com (http://www.buckscountycornhole.com)
LTb1ow
10-12-2009, 06:25 PM
South jerz is scary... glad central is better.
FlyingDutchman
10-12-2009, 06:41 PM
and north is FTW as always.
edpontiac91
10-12-2009, 07:07 PM
Lemme get this straight. If I stop of at INTERCOURSE (Penn.) and I go into a local bar, I could ask a sweet young thing that as long as we're both in a sexual sounding place, would she like do a little cornhole'n:moon:, and I wouldn't get into trouble?:orlyflag:
Anti_Rice_Guy
10-12-2009, 07:16 PM
and north is FTW as always.

:werddance:
Pampered-Z
10-13-2009, 08:32 AM
Oh Come on, Pa is Great!

This past weekend was the Wollie Worn Festival... and the Wollie ones are predicting a mild winter too!

Worms and Groundhogs for gathering all your weather needs.
bubba428
10-13-2009, 09:47 AM
I heard about this on the radio...I heard frosty was the head cornholer
JL8Jeff
10-13-2009, 10:27 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PSMAG/1115575~Bevis-and-Buthead-I-am-the-Great-Cornholio-Posters.jpg
gotmudnj
10-13-2009, 04:31 PM
At first the way you spoke of it i thought something sexual and was like ewww dam. Still sounds bery wierd
didnt know that was the name o that game. It is pretty fun to play toss bag into hole wen i was 5 o well
unstable bob gable
10-13-2009, 05:15 PM
Oh Come on, Pa is Great!

This past weekend was the Wollie Worn Festival... and the Wollie ones are predicting a mild winter too!

Worms and Groundhogs for gathering all your weather needs.

I think the Pennsyltucky Hillbillies like you are smokin' too many wollie worms!
unstable bob gable
10-13-2009, 05:20 PM
I heard about this on the radio...I heard frosty was the head cornholer

You should be the last one to say anything, considering what you Pineys do down there in da sticks...
unstable bob gable
10-13-2009, 05:26 PM
Just say a new sign put up by Snipes Farm out here in Pennsyltucky. It reads: "CORNHOLE FESTIVAL! HOG CALLIN'! SQUARE DANCIN'! SISTER KISSIN'! STUMP JUMPIN'! BANJO PICKIN'! COME ONE, COME ALL! Admission is 1$ for every tooth in yer head." So, I guess most peeps will be gettin' in for about 3 bux...
bubba428
10-13-2009, 05:36 PM
You should be the last one to say anything, considering what you Pineys do down there in da sticks...

drive trucks and 3rd gens?
B4C
10-13-2009, 08:55 PM
Lemme get this straight. If I stop of at INTERCOURSE (Penn.) and I go into a local bar, I could ask a sweet young thing that a long as we're both in sexual sounding place, would she like do a little cornhole'n:moon:, and I wouldn't get into trouble?:orlyflag:

No but it could land you in Blue Ball...or Bird In Hand (both towns in PA, near Lancaster)
Blue Ball
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=blue+ball+pa&ie=UTF8&gl=us&ei=AS_VStR2jc-UB_2N9JwJ&ved=0CA8Q8gEwAA&hq=&hnear=Blue+Ball,+Clearfield,+Pennsylvania&ll=40.939063,-78.273468&spn=0.074822,0.181446&z=13
Bird In Hand
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=bird+in+hand+pa&sll=40.939063,-78.273468&sspn=0.074822,0.181446&gl=us&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bird+in+Hand,+Lancaster,+Pennsylvania&z=12