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12secondv6
10-25-2009, 11:53 AM
Grrrrr

My wife and I carved our pumpkins last weekend.

So, late last night I hear the kids outside the house. I didn't think anything of it. I thought I heard someone walk up our front stairs... but I thought it might have been the crappy weather.

Well, I heard a smash and laughing. By the time I got up, one of our pumpkins was taken and smashed in the street and the kids were gone. About half an hour later, I saw a couple cops going down the street.

Now, previous houses, the neighbor hood kids were great. They would stop by the house when I was working on my car or even outside.

This house, they are little sh*ts. I've watched them pull the street sign out of the ground etc. They don't move out of the street when you drive by.

I am dreading cabbage night this year. I gotta pull the Trans Am and Benz's all the way up in the driveway.
Tsar
10-25-2009, 12:04 PM
1. Carve out more pumpkins.
2. Get a little camera so you can record the kids smashing them again.
3. ???
4. Profit.
ib4200
10-25-2009, 12:06 PM
that sucks man sorry to hear that
MyFirstZ
10-25-2009, 12:19 PM
i would sit at the front door with a gun in a rocking chair on gate night. haha
chrisfrom nj
10-25-2009, 12:39 PM
carb a punkin fill it up with ***** so when they smash it it gets all over them
Savage_Messiah
10-25-2009, 12:40 PM
meh just sit inside by a window with a paintball gun, watch tv or something, put in a motion activated light... when it lights up, you light them up :nod:
emolineaux
10-25-2009, 12:43 PM
meh just sit inside by a window with a paintball gun, watch tv or something, put in a motion activated light... when it lights up, you light them up :nod:

set up a no trespassing sign so its fair game :mrgreen:
cdacda13
10-25-2009, 01:00 PM
You're in WM now, must kids there suck. Especially the mountain critter kids.
GrandmasterCow
10-25-2009, 01:16 PM
motion flood lights. scares them away in a heart beat.
LTb1ow
10-25-2009, 01:21 PM
Large dog works wonders.
FlyingDutchman
10-25-2009, 01:22 PM
electric fence
Frosty
10-25-2009, 01:36 PM
meh just sit inside by a window with a paintball gun, watch tv or something, put in a motion activated light... when it lights up, you light them up :nod:

Win
GP99GT
10-25-2009, 03:46 PM
:shifty:
Tru2Chevy
10-25-2009, 03:49 PM
:shifty:

Matt, are you one of the mountain critter kids?

- Justin
GP99GT
10-25-2009, 03:57 PM
heh nope - i live about as far away from the mountain as you can. there is something strange about the people that live up there though, and james is only 5 minutes away
Savage_Messiah
10-25-2009, 03:58 PM
walking from the ymca lot to your house, and up your driveway, feels enough like a damn mountain :lol: how bad is this actual mountain?
thunder
10-25-2009, 04:00 PM
minefield?
BigRocsFirebird
10-25-2009, 04:13 PM
i just got back from paintballing. just get a paintball gun it's fun to shoot them lol
1986IROCZ28
10-25-2009, 04:42 PM
carb a punkin fill it up with ***** so when they smash it it gets all over them

lol:nod:
GP99GT
10-25-2009, 04:51 PM
walking from the ymca lot to your house, and up your driveway, feels enough like a damn mountain :lol: how bad is this actual mountain?

i dunno, in WM its know by everyone as "up the mountain"...i think alex knows where it is. Warwick Turnpike, goes up into Upper Greenwood Lake, then into NY state

also if you drive to the end of clinton road from 23, thats up the mountain
Little G
10-25-2009, 05:11 PM
land mines in the pumpkins

g
Lt1_8U
10-25-2009, 06:08 PM
land mines in the pumpkins

g

yes! so when they smash them they learn their lesson .when billy crawls home wondering where his legs went haha
Knipps
10-25-2009, 06:08 PM
I've got the same w/ the kids from Stag Hill. Although they manage to stay up on the mtn enough
thunder
10-25-2009, 06:13 PM
http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-weapons/mines06.htm

solution?
Savage_Messiah
10-25-2009, 06:18 PM
http://www.diggerhistory.info/pages-weapons/mines06.htm

solution?

holy ****
BigRocsFirebird
10-25-2009, 06:42 PM
yeah, i vote to never go to thunder's house or anywhere near it
Savage_Messiah
10-25-2009, 07:19 PM
I think I'm on FBI watch lists just from clicking that link
Teds89IROC
10-25-2009, 07:21 PM
rotten kids. Hang outside hidden with a garden hose lol
thunder
10-25-2009, 07:38 PM
yeah, i vote to never go to thunder's house or anywhere near it

haha nah im friendly
thunder
10-25-2009, 07:38 PM
rotten kids. Hang outside hidden with a garden hose lol

Fixed or did u actually mean house
Teds89IROC
10-25-2009, 07:40 PM
thanks, i meant hose lol
BonzoHansen
10-25-2009, 07:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/SIBLY/Emos/DamnKids.png
Knipps
10-25-2009, 08:17 PM
I think I'm on FBI watch lists just from clicking that link
the vietnam traps? maybe if you started buying lengths of bamboo or pvc :shifty:
BigRocsFirebird
10-25-2009, 08:56 PM
haha nah im friendly

yeah, at first then soon as you let your guard down.. BAM all hell breaks lose lol
cdacda13
10-25-2009, 09:05 PM
heh nope - i live about as far away from the mountain as you can. there is something strange about the people that live up there though, and james is only 5 minutes away
I'm farther. :wink:
Mountain critters are weird people.
WildBillyT
10-26-2009, 12:04 AM
Smear poison ivy on the outside of the pumpkins?
Savage_Messiah
10-26-2009, 12:43 AM
Just whatever defense system you choose James..... DO NOT USE FIRE
thunder
10-26-2009, 01:00 AM
Just whatever defense system you choose James..... DO NOT USE FIRE


could not disagree more
Savage_Messiah
10-26-2009, 02:01 AM
could not disagree more

You don't know James.
bubba428
10-26-2009, 03:52 AM
rotten kids. Hang outside hidden with a garden hose lol

hmmm now were you telling hem to wait out side and spray them or to lynch them with a garden hose
thunder
10-26-2009, 07:07 AM
hmmm now were you telling hem to wait out side and spray them or to lynch them with a garden hose

i was gonna comment on this but i chose not to get banned
thunder
10-26-2009, 01:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_is72TRek

maybe we could scale that up a notch? seems more humane than my last idea
DevilDougWS6
10-26-2009, 01:43 PM
paintball gun with pepper balls. effective and harmless.
BonzoHansen
10-26-2009, 05:02 PM
You don't know James.

http://www.bestoday.com.au/sick/images/man-on-fire.jpg
Lt1_8U
10-27-2009, 07:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh_is72TRek

maybe we could scale that up a notch? seems more humane than my last idea

ahahaha lmao!
bubba428
10-27-2009, 08:50 AM
i was gonna comment on this but i chose not to get banned

banned??? that wasn't bad at all
bubba428
10-27-2009, 08:51 AM
http://www.bestoday.com.au/sick/images/man-on-fire.jpg

I remember a duke island meet and I couldn't figure out why james was so scared of the BBQ...especially the part with the blasting fluid at it :rofl:
Tru2Chevy
10-27-2009, 11:34 AM
I remember a duke island meet and I couldn't figure out why james was so scared of the BBQ...especially the part with the blasting fluid at it :rofl:

James is a retired volunteer firefighter who has managed to set himself on fire more times than anyone I know....

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13384&highlight=fire
http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=30514&highlight=fire

- Justin