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bubba428
12-01-2009, 06:06 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/nascar/news/story?id=4622687

:drool: i have a reason to watch nascar again...W00T for mullets and bewbs!!!!

Blacdout96
12-01-2009, 07:13 AM
No more NASCAR for me, it's boring, tryign to make it "hip" and "with the times", and in my opinion, killed the sport, and what excited me. I am a big Mark Martin fan, and I'm glad to see him work his magic this year, but even though he almost wont the championship, at the same time, this new points system is ****, and is the only reason Johnson has won it 4 times. I laugh when I think the NASCAR sanctioned a restriction on Toyota motors EVEN though they were within the rules, yet hendrick just runs away with the show and nothign is done. It's just like F1 (up until this year, now it's exciting to watch) Don't bother watchign the race, you already know where everyone will end up.

WildBillyT
12-01-2009, 08:36 AM
No more NASCAR for me, it's boring, tryign to make it "hip" and "with the times", and in my opinion, killed the sport, and what excited me. I am a big Mark Martin fan, and I'm glad to see him work his magic this year, but even though he almost wont the championship, at the same time, this new points system is ****, and is the only reason Johnson has won it 4 times. I laugh when I think the NASCAR sanctioned a restriction on Toyota motors EVEN though they were within the rules, yet hendrick just runs away with the show and nothign is done. It's just like F1 (up until this year, now it's exciting to watch) Don't bother watchign the race, you already know where everyone will end up.

They have sanctioned restrictions on every manufacturer at one point or another. I guess Toyota is too new to realize how the game is acutally played. GM, Ford, and Mopar have all dealt with this.

BonzoHansen
12-01-2009, 08:38 AM
I wonder how she will do muscling one of those heavy ass dinosuars around a track for 4 hours. She is a little thing.

I also wonder if she does well if the other nascar drivers will cry about her wieght advantage like the cart guys did. Boo-hoo.

BurninrubberGT
12-01-2009, 08:49 AM
i dont get it with her she isnt a good driver

NastyEllEssWon
12-01-2009, 08:54 AM
i dont get it with her she isnt a good driver






yup because were all talking about how next year your going to be in nascar :rofl:

B4C
12-01-2009, 08:54 AM
Nascar SUCKS

WildBillyT
12-01-2009, 09:02 AM
I wonder how she will do muscling one of those heavy ass dinosuars around a track for 4 hours. She is a little thing.

I also wonder if she does well if the other nascar drivers will cry about her wieght advantage like the cart guys did. Boo-hoo.

I heard she would be driving for Dale Jr's Nationwide team. And that's no big deal to me. Two mediocre drivers who are great marketing tools. They are like peas in a race losing pod.

And Danica looks decent but she has the personality of a 2x4.

ar0ck
12-01-2009, 09:23 AM
And Danica looks decent but she has the personality of a 2x4.

And shoulders to match

WildBillyT
12-01-2009, 09:43 AM
And shoulders to match

Yeah, not exactly Morgan Webb but close.

Bcozzi71
12-01-2009, 09:50 AM
I heard she would be driving for Dale Jr's Nationwide team. And that's no big deal to me. Two mediocre drivers who are great marketing tools. They are like peas in a race losing pod.

And Danica looks decent but she has the personality of a 2x4.

Yup.....nailed it right on the head

Frosty
12-01-2009, 03:36 PM
Nascar SUCKS

:werd:

maroman88
12-01-2009, 03:50 PM
can she drive naked, would make for a great in car camera angle

NastyEllEssWon
12-01-2009, 04:06 PM
that would still be legal for tv cause the harness would cover all the vitals for family viewing :lol:

BigAls87Z28
12-01-2009, 06:04 PM
My boss met her in Memphis at a national sales conference, he said she photographs well...but she looks a lot older then what she really is. He was kind of disappointed.

Tru2Chevy
12-01-2009, 07:09 PM
I also wonder if she does well if the other nascar drivers will cry about her wieght advantage like the cart guys did. Boo-hoo.

Not as much of a difference in NASCAR - weight rules include the driver, and I don't think they do in the CART / IndyCar series. Still allows for better distribution of ballast though.

- Justin

HW72
12-01-2009, 07:40 PM
No more NASCAR for me, it's boring, tryign to make it "hip" and "with the times", and in my opinion, killed the sport, and what excited me. I am a big Mark Martin fan, and I'm glad to see him work his magic this year, but even though he almost wont the championship, at the same time, this new points system is ****, and is the only reason Johnson has won it 4 times. I laugh when I think the NASCAR sanctioned a restriction on Toyota motors EVEN though they were within the rules, yet hendrick just runs away with the show and nothign is done. It's just like F1 (up until this year, now it's exciting to watch) Don't bother watchign the race, you already know where everyone will end up.

I'm as big of a critic as anybody when it comes to a lot of the direction that NASCAR has taken, but I believe that Jimmie Johnson would easily have at least 2 or 3 titles right now regardless of the chase. Jeff Gordon really did get robbed in 2007, but the 48 team has mastered getting it right when it counts, and surely they have the ability to be #1 when they gotta be on their game the entire season.

When it comes to Toyota's engines, they used some engineering tricks to lower the center of gravity of the car and get more power out of their engines. NASCAR approved of ALL of the engines that Toyota tried to get approved. NASCAR did NOT approve when other manufacturers tried to use the same tricks to keep up. THAT is why NASCAR restricted Toyota, because they wouldn't give the other manufacturers the opportunity to utilize the same technology. Toyota was barely restricted anyway... they still make the most power.

When it comes to Hendrick, NASCAR impounded the 5 & the 48 for the last bunch of races in the season. They never even looked at the 42 when Juan Montoya was digging. They were trying their hardest to find something wrong with Hendrick's cars, and they couldn't find it.

NASCAR's anything but fair and consistent, but there certainly isn't any favoritism towards Hendrick, and there certainly isn't any bias against Toyota. If anything, Toyota has it made, and their teams haven't capitalized yet on the Cup level when it comes to winning the championship.

HW72
12-01-2009, 07:44 PM
To add onto that... obviously I'm a big NASCAR fan, but I worked in the industry for a little while when I started college. I don't work in the industry any more, but I remain friends with a lot who do. That's where I got some of the information from that isn't readily out there.

When it comes to Danica Patrick, she will be racing in a JR Motorsports car next year sporadically. Race possibilities are Daytona, Phoenix, Texas, etc. Mark my words :).

91chevywt
12-01-2009, 07:52 PM
Nascar has been done for a while to me. Its all about the money now. Don't really care much about Danica Patrick. I do enjoy watching the old Nascar recaps on Speed though, whenever theyre on. When you could buy the car that was going around the track.

If i want to watch circle track racing i'll go to New Egypt Speedway, Airport speedway, or bridgeport speedway. Dirt track racing is where its at. If I want to see a road race i'll go to Millville. If i want to see drag racing Atco and Englishtown are less than an hour away. What a nice state for racing...

Z28 Heritage
12-01-2009, 08:02 PM
Nascar sucked after the year 2000 they turned into a money sport not about racing. And patrick is ugly as hell. I'd go to a blow up doll before i'd do her.

Featherburner
12-01-2009, 08:10 PM
Nascar sucked after the year 2000 they turned into a money sport not about racing. And patrick is ugly as hell. I'd go to a blow up doll before i'd do her.If that's true, you've got serious problems. :shock:

Z28 Heritage
12-01-2009, 08:15 PM
If that's true, you've got serious problems. :shock:She looks like a man. And shes as flat as a piece of paper.

Anti_Rice_Guy
12-01-2009, 08:16 PM
If that's true, you've got serious problems. :shock:

Nothing I read on this forum surprises me anymore...

Z28 Heritage
12-01-2009, 08:19 PM
Nothing I read on this forum surprises me anymore...Yea were all nuts or at least the voices in my head say so.

Brendan713
12-01-2009, 08:20 PM
In my opinion i think that NASCAR sucks and F1 racing is the **** Danica Patrick should have stayed where she was but its all about the money

Z28 Heritage
12-01-2009, 08:21 PM
In my opinion i think that NASCAR sucks and F1 racing is the **** Danica Patrick should have stayed where she was but its all about the moneyDang strait its all about the money. Now a days people would do anything for money "anything".


-Wes

ib4200
12-01-2009, 08:29 PM
i stoped watching when toyota entered nascar, im soo glad i dont pay attention to any of that bs anymore

BigAls87Z28
12-01-2009, 10:17 PM
People still watch NASCAR?
BTW, Speed has picked up the Aussie Supercar V8 contract! w00t! What NASCAR SHOULD be!

SteveR
12-02-2009, 01:16 AM
Cool! Now she can lose at TWO types of racing!

Kat
12-02-2009, 11:03 AM
This thread sucks... There are no pics of Danica in here.. WTF??!!??

bandit88
12-02-2009, 11:51 AM
http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss73/JTF04/09_danica-patrick_15.jpg

cause i love you kat

NastyEllEssWon
12-02-2009, 12:31 PM
http://www.sjcars.com/files/danica2.jpg





no body at all. you might as well go look at a 10 year old boy...they have the same build. blech...



http://poundedink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mia-tyler-tattoo.jpg




real women have curves :nod:

LTb1ow
12-02-2009, 12:33 PM
Wienerman fail.

Granted that nascar driver looks like she could kick my ass. Ick.

BigAls87Z28
12-02-2009, 12:41 PM
WTF Nasty, who the hell told you to put up pics of you in drag?!?!?!

Anyway, anyone see the large photoshopping on the sides of Danica in the yellow 55 picture, right around her hips? Looks like a 10 year old did it. Human beings dont have straight lines.

Tsar
12-02-2009, 12:44 PM
http://poundedink.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mia-tyler-tattoo.jpg




real women have curves :nod:

What the hell is that? Did she eat Danica Patrick? Whatever you were smoking before, you should stop, for your own good.

BigAls87Z28
12-02-2009, 12:48 PM
Oh God, you brought up smoking pot to Nasty. He's probably high right now.

WildBillyT
12-02-2009, 01:12 PM
What the hell is that? Did she eat Danica Patrick? Whatever you were smoking before, you should stop, for your own good.

Here's a picture without photo shoot makeup, lighting, and airbrushing.

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/08/16/_mia_tyler_and_brian_harrah_split_up/Mia-Tyler.jpg

Tsar
12-02-2009, 01:22 PM
Here's a picture without photo shoot makeup, lighting, and airbrushing.

http://thebosh.com/upload/2008/08/16/_mia_tyler_and_brian_harrah_split_up/Mia-Tyler.jpg
I gagged. Hopefully I don't see it in my dreams.

Frosty
12-02-2009, 01:28 PM
If some of you are going to watch NASCAR more just to catch a glimpse of her...I feel for you....as previously stated you guys need to get laid.

WildBillyT
12-02-2009, 01:29 PM
I gagged. Hopefully I don't see it in my dreams.

I think you meant nightmares.

NastyEllEssWon
12-02-2009, 02:05 PM
haha i never saw that pic. im just saying that you can do way better then Manicka Patrick. id rather have a thicker chick then a railing with no ****

WildBillyT
12-02-2009, 02:09 PM
haha i never saw that pic. im just saying that you can do way better then Manicka Patrick. id rather have a thicker chick then a railing with no ****

So should your new user title be Captain Ahab because you like whaling? :mrgreen:

NastyEllEssWon
12-02-2009, 02:09 PM
So should your new user title be Captain Ahab because you like whaling? :mrgreen:






Capt Ahab > Hermit :nod: at least itd be accurate

87GTA
12-13-2009, 03:28 PM
Don't know how well she will do???
http://www.nascar.com/2009/news/opinion/12/09/inside.line.dcaraviello.dpatrick.dearnhardtjr/index.html

Kat
12-13-2009, 04:09 PM
http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss73/JTF04/09_danica-patrick_15.jpg

cause i love you kat

Crap I forgot that I posted this. lol

:thwap:

bubba428
12-13-2009, 05:29 PM
so thats why they call you nasty...a ha... even i have higher standards than that...

Z28 Heritage
12-13-2009, 06:04 PM
Too Flat:rofl:

LTb1ow
12-13-2009, 06:11 PM
so thats why they call you nasty...a ha... even i have higher standards than that...

Quoted for evidence. :rofl:

bubba428
12-13-2009, 06:29 PM
evidence of what??? nasty like women bigger than me??? sorry bro but if i can smack her ass and her fivehead jiggles its a no go

LTb1ow
12-13-2009, 06:33 PM
No, in case you edit.

Nasty = nasty women.

:)

bubba428
12-13-2009, 06:41 PM
why would i edit???

NastyEllEssWon
12-13-2009, 10:37 PM
lol i consider the source.