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Squirrel
12-02-2009, 10:27 PM
In class today, forget how the conversation got to that, but figured i would share with the world since everyone seems to judge me now because of it. At the time, I was 12, and I lived in my first house in west trenton, anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing video games with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
bad64chevelle
12-02-2009, 10:34 PM
:rofl:
91chevywt
12-02-2009, 10:35 PM
reminds me of my first time
Z28 Heritage
12-02-2009, 10:43 PM
This is getting taken down. But Funny as hell you da man brotha!:rofl:
BigRocsFirebird
12-02-2009, 10:48 PM
i laughed lol mine wasn't as bad. i was a few months from turning 13 and she was turning 16 in a month. but it was by the side of a lake in wildwood. good times
Teds89IROC
12-02-2009, 10:50 PM
:lol:
thunder
12-02-2009, 10:50 PM
well played
NJ Torque
12-02-2009, 10:54 PM
hahahaaa
BarneyMobile
12-02-2009, 10:56 PM
At first I thought this was gonna be down right illeagal.
madness410
12-03-2009, 12:51 AM
im lol'ing
thunder
12-03-2009, 02:02 AM
im lol'ing

haha madness im laughing at your sig
GP99GT
12-03-2009, 03:01 PM
i had a boner
gotmudnj
12-03-2009, 06:58 PM
i love it...i remember my first time....amazin...i saw the thread and laughed before even opened it...
jts98z28
12-03-2009, 08:16 PM
lol thats not bad....coulda had the girls little brother walk in on u....twice :shifty:
xrelapse13
12-03-2009, 08:21 PM
twice??? what did he like what he saw the first time and came back for more? wtf is that ****? lol
Squirrel
12-03-2009, 08:27 PM
kinda disappointed only like 3 people in the thread get the joke..
xrelapse13
12-03-2009, 08:32 PM
lol im sure more people get it but just arent posting bout it
jts98z28
12-03-2009, 08:43 PM
twice??? what did he like what he saw the first time and came back for more? wtf is that ****? lol

first time he didnt know, second time he thought we were done and wanted me to move my car out of the way so he could play basketball lol
SteveR
12-04-2009, 12:49 AM
thats great man :lol:
xrelapse13
12-04-2009, 01:15 AM
hahah thats great
Savage_Messiah
12-04-2009, 03:07 AM
kinda disappointed only like 3 people in the thread get the joke..

****in kids nowadays

along the same lines

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896273
NastyEllEssWon
12-04-2009, 03:28 PM
kinda disappointed only like 3 people in the thread get the joke..






then explain what the joke was cause this whole thread just seems retarded