No wonder why 3rdgenners are thought to be idiots.

[Frosty]

Please see page 4 http://www.thirdgen.org/techboard/theoretical-street-racing/561457-can-hondas-really-fast-4.html#post4535777

ninetyone posts ripping imports blah blah blah, then goes onto say his brother's 91 Formy with a stock 305 w/paxton can lift the tires a few inches off the ground going down the highway :doh::rofl: Really? Are people that ****ing stupid?

[12secondv6]

I think you might be a bit confused....... Vin Diesel did it in Fas and the Furious 4! He even pulled both tires while on dirt!

If Vin can do it..... it can happen!

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/0/vinmovie.jpg

:rofl:

[Frosty]

:rofl: You see his latest gem of a post. Apparently our cars can beat most bikes....

[edpontiac91]

I can only pull the wheels about 1" off the ground up till about 110 mph:burnout:, but after that (up to about 195 mph) I can't seem to pull it off. I gonna start using PREMIUM GAS to see if that helps! 3rd Gens RULE.:mrgreen:

[T69SS]

Gotta love it.

[sweetbmxrider]

lulz

[Tsar]

Dude! that reminds me of my discussions with Bi Gal for some reason. :lol:

Funny, to this day two fastest cars on the track I've seen, that were driven to the track, were both 4 bangers (CRX and 1st gen DSM). Granted I've been to the track less than ten times so my experience isn't all that great, but still.

[Frosty]

Now I'm being told my car should be a low 11 second car :lol:

[Frosty]

C'mon guys, back me up :rofl::D

[12secondv6]

Now I'm being told my car should be a low 11 second car :lol:

Well..... if you get new muffler bearings and synthetic blinker fluid you could do that.

If you ran winter air in your tires in the summer..... or better yet, helium... it would probably pull the wheels the whole length of the track!

[NjbadSS]

haha...thanks for my laugh of the night

[JerzLT1]

omg... im registering just to get in on this...

[Tsar]

Keep this going, I'm getting my popcorn!

[edpontiac91]

Well..... if you get new muffler bearings and synthetic blinker fluid you could do that.

If you ran winter air in your tires in the summer..... or better yet, helium... it would probably pull the wheels the whole length of the track!
,
Now your just being stupid! You need real world items like High Speed Windshield Wipers(less drag), a 7 year old driver(weight reduction), a set of 195/80/13" tires(less rolling resistance) and an extra can Heinz Pork & Beans in the gas tank. I've heard that it gives you the best gas and it comes out of my ass with awesome force, so it can't hurt(well it does some times)!:shock:

[sweetbmxrider]

dude just post a vid of bill's car pullin the wheels and tell him he's right, its a stock 305 too.

seriously though, he is asking why you have to lie about your car not being stupid fast? like wtf? and he had wheelie bars and a chute on a car doin 11's????? wtffffffff ahhhhhhhhhh

[12secondv6]

,
Now your just being stupid! You need real world items like High Speed Windshield Wipers(less drag), a 7 year old driver(weight reduction), a set of 195/80/13" tires(less rolling resistance) and an extra can Heinz Pork & Beans in the gas tank. I've heard that it gives you the best gas and it comes out of my ass with awesome force, so it can't hurt(well it does some times)!:shock:

:rofl:

High Speed Windshield Wipers require an NHRA license don't they?

Epic thread

[deadtrend1]

omg... im registering just to get in on this...

nice post over there Josh. HAHA

[Frosty]

dude just post a vid of bill's car pullin the wheels and tell him he's right, its a stock 305 too.

seriously though, he is asking why you have to lie about your car not being stupid fast? like wtf? and he had wheelie bars and a chute on a car doin 11's????? wtffffffff ahhhhhhhhhh

Yeah I'm lying by saying it's not an 11 second beast :lol:

nice post over there Josh. HAHA

:werd:

[JerzLT1]

dude just post a vid of bill's car pullin the wheels and tell him he's right, its a stock 305 too.

seriously though, he is asking why you have to lie about your car not being stupid fast? like wtf? and he had wheelie bars and a chute on a car doin 11's????? wtffffffff ahhhhhhhhhh

he runs 8s with no wheelie bar or chute.... my head is about to explode with the amount of stupidity that im reading

[deadtrend1]

Surprised the TGO troll alarm didn't go off ....

[Frosty]

Uh-oh Josh, he's talking trash on you now, lol.

[//<86TA>\\]

that guy is awsome, what a tool

[WildBillyT]

that guy is awsome, what a tool

Your 5 speed post is FTW

Edit- so is Frosty's "I ACTUALLY OWN A SUPERCHARGED L98" post.

[JerzLT1]

he can come race me and ill Fred Flintstone my car down the track faster than his

[sweetbmxrider]

the fact that you're admitting you're not a stupid teenager only makes this commentary that much more depressing. at least a dumb kid has an excuse.

:rofl: this guy is awesome! i'm buying a turd and having him proper the tune and mod the turbo for charging + stock exhaust manifolds.

CALL OUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! woooot!

[Frosty]

:rofl: this guy is awesome!

:rofl: That's my buddy Alex, he saw the thread and chimed in.

[NJ346]

silly 3rd gen owners....shoulda bought a 4th gen :lol:

[JerzLT1]

Everyone put your stock manifolds back on your car!!!!

[edpontiac91]

Everyone put your stock manifolds back on your car!!!!

Facing forward or rear?

[91chevywt]

Facing forward or rear?

Turn them facing up and cut a hole in the hood for maximum torque because TPI cars make torque and need to be shifted at 4000 RPMs

[JerzLT1]

Ed, you're in really bad shape, you have 3.73s, an Edelbrock intake, SLP larger runners, AND headers. your car must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay slower than stock

[NastyEllEssWon]

Facing forward or rear?




cheap turbo ftw :D

[Firebird92]

AHHAHAH THIS is great man
i been rolling

[91chevywt]

slightly ported STOCK intake and STOCK runner length to MAINTAIN that STOCK BIG BLOCK LOW END TORQUE! No headers, Throttle body, camshaft needed. 400 + ft lbs of torque and over 400 hp

HAHAHAHA

[FoodStampsz]

lol I had to jump in :)

[Frosty]

Ughhh what stock 3rdgen came with a 3.42 rear? :confused:

[edpontiac91]

Ed, you're in really bad shape, you have 3.73s, an Edelbrock intake, SLP larger runners, AND headers. your car must be waaaaaaaaaaaaay slower than stock

I was running low 11's BONE STOCK, but my chute kept on opening up too early and it kept me out of the 8's. Now with my chute off and a few more mods I figure high 15's is in sight! :orlyflag:

[Frosty]

That thread is turning into something so epic it's making Jesus smile.

[91chevywt]

Ughhh what stock 3rdgen came with a 3.42 rear? :confused:

6 cylinder cars lol

[edpontiac91]

Ughhh what stock 3rdgen came with a 3.42 rear? :confused:

For REAL, they came with a 305 TPI with the WS6 package and the 5-speed ONLY. You could not get them with an automatic.

[Frosty]

For REAL, they came with a 305 TPI with the WS6 package and the 5-speed ONLY. You could not get them with an automatic.

Yeah, I just looked it up, I didn't realize they were 3.42's, I thought they were 3.23's.

[WayFast84]

posted under slowfast.. Don't click on my link! :moon:

[Frosty]

Rickroll?

[BurninrubberGT]

real men pop wheelies in 5th

[CHRIS67]

John Force needs to get in on his technology!!

[1986IROCZ28]

holt **** this is the funniest thing i have read in years lol im almost crying

[TAdan]

I'm only three posts in after Frosty's first post and I am already getting douche chills. :lol:

[Untamed]

I think Mister Weight Reduction is going to help carry this thread further.

[my82roc]

Ughhh what stock 3rdgen came with a 3.42 rear? :confused:

I found an 85 Iroc in a junkyard with a 10 bolt 3.42 rear.It was a 305 TPI with Auto Trans

[Frosty]

I found an 85 Iroc in a junkyard with a 10 bolt 3.42 rear.It was a 305 TPI with Auto Trans

Yeah I was looking at the production statistics last night after I posted up, didn't realize so many of them had the 3.42 option.

[sweetbmxrider]

I think Mister Weight Reduction is going to help carry this thread further.

yeah wtf was that randomness? i may have the lightest turd in the country @3100lbs. um, no?

[BurninrubberGT]

yeah wtf was that randomness? i may have the lightest turd in the country @3100lbs. um, no?

he needed to feel loved



and ninety doesnt have a video of his very small wheelie now :rofl:

[Frosty]

You know I could MAYBE believe the wheels being pulled a bit off the line....provided he's being truthful that the car is a low 11 second car and provided the car has the suspension and tire to do it...but hammering it on the highway? LMAO, right.

[baddest434]

holy christ!! some people are really retarted :rofl:

[Frosty]

I just added some octane booster, I broke into the 10's just now at Atco...:woot::lol:

[//<86TA>\\]

page 6, figured out why its so fast:lol:

[Frosty]

This just keeps getting better.

[baddest434]

will my car run faster if i put wheelie bars on it? and a 1LE seatbelt :rofl:

[SteveR]

I call :bs: on this one. I bet he's a ricer trying to act not completely retarded. The proof is this; all he talks about is tune, tune, tune, gotta update yo tune, learn yo tune, make a better tune, tune tune tune. Only ricers think a tune is like a magic trip over the rainbow to a pot of gold that blesses you with 500hp.

[thunder]

.... oh dear

[edpontiac91]

When I get the right "TUNE" on my radio, I GO FASTER! :grampsch:

[SteveR]

"Ahh...

I used to have a 1970 Ford Camaro with a Hemi, it ran 3's on pump gas, with 1LE seatbelts, iced tea injection, 27 pound donut cream injectors, and oversized hot air balloon parachutes to slow me down from 400 MPH.

I sold it last week though."


That is the funniest post ever :rofl:

[Foosh]

I think you might be a bit confused....... Vin Diesel did it in Fas and the Furious 4! He even pulled both tires while on dirt!

If Vin can do it..... it can happen!

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/0/vinmovie.jpg

:rofl:

Vin Diesel's gay... sorry for the let down everyone

[Frosty]

Vin Diesel's gay...

No he's not, that rumor has be debunked a thousand times over.

[BurninrubberGT]

Vin Diesel's gay... sorry for the let down everyone

your about 2 years late

[String]

um, wow. im jealous.

[Kat]

For REAL, they came with a 305 TPI with the WS6 package and the 5-speed ONLY. You could not get them with an automatic.

Dunno if anyone corrected ya but V6 cars with the T5, 90 and later all V6 cars got the 3.42's and 305/5spd cars with the G92 option got the 3.42/3.45 rear. Also for a bit of trival bs the 4 banger cars came with 3.73's

That post is epic tho. Gave for a few good chuckles.

[Slow-V6]

Dunno if anyone corrected ya but V6 cars with the T5, 90 and later all V6 cars got the 3.42's and 305/5spd cars with the G92 option got the 3.42/3.45 rear. Also for a bit of trival bs the 4 banger cars came with 3.73's

That post is epic tho. Gave for a few good chuckles.

My 98 V6 T5 car came with 3.23's stock! The V6 4th gens with the Y87 package had the 3.42's!


As far as this thread on 3rd gen. It is very funny! The best part is that I started my account on 3rdgen back in 2006 but never posted untill this morning!

[BurninrubberGT]

My 98 V6 T5 car came with 3.23's stock! The V6 4th gens with the Y87 package had the 3.42's!


As far as this thread on 3rd gen. It is very funny! The best part is that I started my account on 3rdgen back in 2006 but never posted untill this morning!

lol same here i did mine over a year ago and this was the first time i posted

[jims69camaro]

this was the first time i posted

while not the first post i ever made, me being a Junior Member, and all... :rofl: but... i usually get pulled into some troll bashing. i don't think i've ever made a serious, fact based, non-troll-bashing post on there, ever. 'course, i am not known for being a serious character to begin with...

[91chevywt]

Dunno if anyone corrected ya but V6 cars with the T5, 90 and later all V6 cars got the 3.42's

I said that a page ago lol

[Kat]

My 98 V6 T5 car came with 3.23's stock! The V6 4th gens with the Y87 package had the 3.42's!


As far as this thread on 3rd gen. It is very funny! The best part is that I started my account on 3rdgen back in 2006 but never posted untill this morning!

I meant thridgens ;) I can careless about 4th gens aside from their drivetrain lol.

[Slow-V6]

I meant thridgens ;) I can careless about 4th gens aside from their drivetrain lol.


My bad. I saw from 90 and later and for some reason assumed 1990-1999 cars! And the rear end is part of there drivetrain in a 4th gen also! Unlike you I like all the gens of F-bodies and therefore care to learn about all of them!

[Frosty]

Don't ASSume anything!!!!!!!!! :D

[Kat]

Don't ASSume anything!!!!!!!!! :D

Pretty much... Thats why thridgens can pull wheelies on the highways and 4th gens cant.. :D

[Kat]

My bad. I saw from 90 and later and for some reason assumed 1990-1999 cars! And the rear end is part of there drivetrain in a 4th gen also! Unlike you I like all the gens of F-bodies and therefore care to learn about all of them!

and FWIW I like the first and early second gens as well.. bumper cars eh the 78-81s are neat, third gens of course, and the 4th gens... The best thing to happen to them were the LS1's.. :D 5th gens are growing on me.. If I dont get some work done to me I might buy one if they come out with a z28 vert...

[baddest434]

5th gens are growing on me...

whoa you need to see a doctor KAT :lol:

[Frosty]

If I dont get some work done to me I might buy one if they come out with a z28 vert...

C'mon, don't be a 'tard, lol. You know what's more important there....

[Kat]

whoa you need to see a doctor KAT :lol:

Who'd thought I'd actually go see one huh? lol Must be the good drugs that Im on at the moment...wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[BonzoHansen]

and FWIW I like the first and early second gens as well.. bumper cars eh the 78-81s are neat, third gens of course, and the 4th gens... The best thing to happen to them were the LS1's.. :D 5th gens are growing on me.. If I dont get some work done to me I might buy one if they come out with a z28 vert...

I need to kick you in the nuts. :nutkick:

[JerzyIroc]

CLASSIC

[LTb1ow]

Third gens.... wow.

:shakesheads:

[Frosty]

Third gens.... wow.

:shakesheads:

Was there really a need to bump this dead thread with your oh so important and valuable comment? :rofl::mrgreen::moon:

[BigAls87Z28]

He is unbanned and done with finals. So he has a lot to say.

LT1 guys :facepalm: