Caption Contest

[Jersey Mike]

http://nyc.3432.voxcdn.com/files/2011/05/caption1-480x318.jpg

There's so much potential here. I'll start with one I stole:

"Santa hospitalized due to complications with sex change operation. A community unites in disbelief."

[BigAls87Z28]

"the Snozberries didn't taste like Snozberries!!"

[WildBillyT]

Doctors and researchers around the globe are celebrating the success of a groundbreaking new surgery that will change the way the human race grows and evolves well into the 21st century. No longer are we constrained by human genetic material that forces us to **** from behind. Now, with groundbreaking new ass resassignment surgery you can have your posterior moved around to the front of your body, therefore allowing an individual to defecate out of his or her belly button- defeating age-old hygiene issues and providing relief to those suffering through the dingleberry crisis of 2011. The first recipient of the procedure is shown here after losing a bet surrounding a cue ball and a case of Schlitz.


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[Frosty]

I'm at a loss for words which doesn't happen often....yikes.

[Jersey Mike]

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivator42f9dba2d0c30d91bc6dd89bb06d640b5bfa227b. jpg

[JSPERFORMANCE]

Oh.. that is just foul..