My revised opinion of NJ lines...

[V]

Based on my expedition south for the last meet in Egg Harbor, I have realized that my view of the north/central/south lines was wrong...




Therefore... I made up a new map showing how NJ is divided.


http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d50/SmokingSS/b932d8b2.png


North is where NJ is liveable for normal humans...
South is where other stuff is...
The Jersey beach is everything under exit 82 on the Parkway. That's because there's sand along the Parkway from about there south... by definition...its a beach and technically does not need to be considered as a section of NJ.


Thank you for your time and I hope you all have learned something.

[maroman88]

u could even divide bergen county.... u know how it is south of rt4!

[shadowfire]

your some what right

[grazi]

What about central

[LS1ow]

u could even divide bergen county.... u know how it is south of rt4!

HEY !

[WiMiMc]

What about central

Yeah! Us central people are nothing like those southerners.

[sweetbmxrider]

I think south jersey is both the southern and northern thirds of the state seeing that you all farm and such. Central jersey is about the only good thing going for this state.

[Blacdout96]

There's too many trees in our sand to officially declare it all as Jersey Beach....plus that's about 50 miles to the shore if you live in Cherry Hill or something lol.

I will agree that South Jersey can keep their Guido harboring shore area's :rofl:

[greenformula92]

now i have that beach house i always wanted :rofl: thanks V. my home now has added value because of your revised map of the state. we should forward that to the governer so he can't put that in effect immediatly

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

So most of the time I live in south jersey?

[Mark B]

"North is where NJ is liveable for normal humans..."

Huh? Really?

South Jersey is the only area that matters
North Jersey is wanna be New Yorkers
Central Jersey doesnt really exist... It is just North Jersey residents that moved south to find cheaper housing, but dont want to say they live in South Jersey

[LTb1ow]

"North is where NJ is liveable for normal humans..."

Huh? Really?

South Jersey is the only area that matters
North Jersey is wanna be New Yorkers
Central Jersey doesnt really exist... It is just North Jersey residents that moved south to find cheaper housing, but dont want to say they live in South Jersey

Uh, how in the world does industrial waste land north jersey have more expensive housing than the beach towns of central.

As far as I know, the bubble drawn around the beach bout 8-10miles inland from sandy hook down to point beach area is JSFBOA. And that is by far superior to the rest of the silly state and their farmlands, tractors, nickapedia, pinelands, cousins marrying cousins, industrial wastelands, and damn northern people visiting the beach on weekends.

I do not see a large trend in people wanting to go vacation to bumble**** north or south jersey. Pretty sure all you fools come to us.

#win

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Uh, how in the world does industrial waste land north jersey have more expensive housing than the beach towns of central.

As far as I know, the bubble drawn around the beach bout 8-10miles inland from sandy hook down to point beach area is JSFBOA. And that is by far superior to the rest of the silly state and their farmlands, tractors, nickapedia, pinelands, cousins marrying cousins, industrial wastelands, and damn northern people visiting the beach on weekends.

I do not see a large trend in people wanting to go vacation to bumble**** north or south jersey. Pretty sure all you fools come to us.

#win

Expensive beach houses do not make up the majority of central. Expensive houses do, however, make up the majority of the north.

Actually, all those benny's who visit you at the shore in the summer, drive by me to go pumpkin picking, apple picking, get lost in corn mazes, and skiing. Oh and some of the beach people too :lol:

[WildBillyT]

North will never be FTW as you have "East North".

South will never be FTW as no matter where you live you are still a Southie. And you have Camden. Having the city that's been at the top of the ****tiest cities in America list negates all coolness.

So by process of elimination that leaves Central. If you are close to 78 or 195, you are FTW.

[LTb1ow]

Expensive beach houses do not make up the majority of central. Expensive houses do, however, make up the majority of the north.

Actually, all those benny's who visit you at the shore in the summer, drive by me to go pumpkin picking, apple picking, get lost in corn mazes, and skiing. Oh and some of the beach people too :lol:

Did I mention central? No. I clearly did not, I took your misdefined central and replaced it with JSFBOA.

So therefore, expensive beach houses do make up the majority of the now defined JSFBOA and your arguement is invalid. Short of going to yell at Beggz, and or burn NJIT down, driving past exit 127 is hazardous to one's health, parallel to the high chance of deliverance scene flashbacks come south of exit 98.

Typical benny, trying to justify being a lame tourist.

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

Uh, how in the world does industrial waste land north jersey have more expensive housing than the beach towns of central.

As far as I know, the bubble drawn around the beach bout 8-10miles inland from sandy hook down to point beach area is JSFBOA.


Did I mention central? No. I clearly did not, I took your misdefined central and replaced it with JSFBOA.

So therefore, expensive beach houses do make up the majority of the now defined JSFBOA and your arguement is invalid.

No, I understood exactly what you were saying. By the time you go 8-10 miles inland, you have significantly cheaper houses. Cheap enough to where I'd say the beach houses don't cancel out the cheapness of the house.

You took a sliver of central and claimed it as your own, and I noted that. That's what my argument was based off of.

[sweetbmxrider]

Good rants, 5 stars, would read again.

[KirkEvil]

:Vrolling:

[Mark B]

Uh, how in the world does industrial waste land north jersey have more expensive housing than the beach towns of central.

As far as I know, the bubble drawn around the beach bout 8-10miles inland from sandy hook down to point beach area is JSFBOA. And that is by far superior to the rest of the silly state and their farmlands, tractors, nickapedia, pinelands, cousins marrying cousins, industrial wastelands, and damn northern people visiting the beach on weekends.

I do not see a large trend in people wanting to go vacation to bumble**** north or south jersey. Pretty sure all you fools come to us.

#win



Have you been to Asbury Park lately? Or did you forget exclude that from your little "Perfect NJ" bubble?

I never go to the northern beaches. The south has Brigantine, Wildwood, Cape May, Ocean City and Atlantic City (As long as you stay within 2 blocks of the beach)

[sweetbmxrider]

Have you been to Asbury lately? The gays are making it quite wonderful actually. All up and down the ocean is rather nice.

[LTb1ow]

Have you been to Asbury lately? The gays are making it quite wonderful actually. All up and down the ocean is rather nice.

This.

Lots of good bars and hang outs, there is still the stone pony and convention center, and hell, their hosting bamboozle there this year.

But your right, Asbury is def like Camden and Newark.

[Mark B]

This.

Lots of good bars and hang outs, there is still the stone pony and convention center, and hell, their hosting bamboozle there this year.

But your right, Asbury is def like Camden and Newark.

Same as atlantic city I guess... Fine, as long as you dont go more than 2 blocks away from the water.

[NastyEllEssWon]

central ftw. north jersey is crap.

[Mark B]

central ftw. north jersey is crap.

Atleast you are 1/2 right.

[Jersey Mike]

All I know is, I love our suburbs, close access to civilization, friendly people, roads, and

I spend ~40% of my time in Central NJ, and as soon as I hit rt. 202, I get a headache. People, drivers, roads. It all sucks.

Can't speak of South Jersey. Only go there to deposit money every couple months. If it wasn't for Atco, you'd -completely- suck. Enjoy your Philly sports teams. The Meadowlands and The Rock are both a short 30 minute drive away :mrgreen:

[shadowfire]

i live in central nj and i hate it... traffic stupid preps and yuppys when i go north and west i get fresh air no ppl in my way got to love SPARTA

[Anti_Rice_Guy]

I spend ~40% of my time in Central NJ, and as soon as I hit rt. 202, I get a headache. People, drivers, roads. It all sucks.

I get that way from the time I hit Exit 34 on Route 80 heading East.

[Jersey Mike]

No one cares about Montana. You and Paterson are both detrimental to our image.

[MyFirstZ]

New York !







Oops wrong thread

[Jersey Mike]

You live in Mahwah.

[drmrman]

You live in Mahwah.

Close enough :)


Only a stones throw!

North jersey is the best!!!! Because there's nothing to do. The cops get paid too much. Taxes are astronomical, and for most people the closest highway is 15 mins away. Oh and because the roads suck, wild animals roam the streets at night (they prefer to usually stand in the lane you are traveling in), your neighbors usually compete with you for everything (who puts up the most holiday lights, who drives the nicest cars, and who's family gets better grades) man I feel like I'm missing some stuff... Why don't you guys fill in some more :D

[greenformula92]

Close enough :)
your neighbors usually compete with you for everything (who puts up the most holiday lights, who drives the nicest cars, and who's family gets better grades)

Thats everyone in the state from Barnegat north lol

[GhostDakota]

There's too many trees in our sand to officially declare it all as Jersey Beach....plus that's about 50 miles to the shore if you live in Cherry Hill or something lol.

I will agree that South Jersey can keep their Guido harboring shore area's :rofl:

Cherry Hill is not far from the shore, Camden is just down the street, there's sand next to water around there somewhere :lol:

[townsend]

do i live in the only quiet place? no one bothers me...see maybe one cop every three weeks or so go down my road, and thats because he took the long way home...dont even lock doors really...last time someone tried to rob someone around here, a little old lady pulled a 10-gauge on them and no one has had a problem since...the only time we have traffic problems is on the highway because some new yorker was texting and rolled it, or if the road washed away from crazy rain. you go outside for a smoke, and you are greeted by a bear, skunk, racoon, deer, or all of the above and they just look at you like "oh sorry bro ill just walk away now".

biggest problem we have is too many diesel stack having rediculously lifted dodge trucks around here

[townsend]

North will never be FTW as you have "East North".

South will never be FTW as no matter where you live you are still a Southie. And you have Camden. Having the city that's been at the top of the ****tiest cities in America list negates all coolness.

So by process of elimination that leaves Central. If you are close to 78 or 195, you are FTW.

im 5 minutes from 78 and 20 from 80 so i guess im FTW! sweet

[shadowfire]

do i live in the only quiet place? no one bothers me...see maybe one cop every three weeks or so go down my road, and thats because he took the long way home...dont even lock doors really...last time someone tried to rob someone around here, a little old lady pulled a 10-gauge on them and no one has had a problem since...the only time we have traffic problems is on the highway because some new yorker was texting and rolled it, or if the road washed away from crazy rain. you go outside for a smoke, and you are greeted by a bear, skunk, racoon, deer, or all of the above and they just look at you like "oh sorry bro ill just walk away now".

biggest problem we have is too many diesel stack having rediculously lifted dodge trucks around here

sounds good i like animals alot more then most ppl... also i like peace and quiet

[fmybody]

who calls it the beach?

[WiMiMc]

I friggin love Somerset, far enough away from the New Yorkers but close enough to everything.

who calls it the beach?

When talking about the general area I say shore
"Lets go to the shore Sat"

when i am specifying which part i say beach
"which beach do you want to go to? Avon? LBI?"

[fmybody]

I friggin love Somerset, far enough away from the New Yorkers but close enough to everything.



When talking about the general area I say shore
"Lets go to the shore Sat"

when i am specifying which part i say beach
"which beach do you want to go to? Avon? LBI?"

lolz "jersey beach" is what he called it.

you mean you dont say "im goin to the jersey shoreee B****!"

[WiMiMc]

you mean you dont say "im goin to the jersey shoreee B****!"

go? I live there brah. Its a lifestyle.

[Featherburner]

ALL of New Jersey SUCKS! Some places just suck less!

[BonzoHansen]

who calls it the beach?

people who live there. it's a dead giveaway of a non-local

[fmybody]

people who live there. it's a dead giveaway of a non-local

right on then.

[BullittSVT]

I live really close to the pine barrens, and the beach/atlantic city with the parkway entrance three miles away and an airport literally a half mile up the street from me (geographically, not driving wise). So therefore I can say New Philadelphia is the only real piece of New Jersey as it fits in with the "Jersey Shore" theme, and the garden/pine stereotype. All you other folks have an identity crisis.

Brigantine/Atlantic City/Ventnor/Margate/Longport/Ocean City -> Great beaches
Warton State Forrest/Batso -> Great trails, off roading
AC Expressway/Parkway all intersecting here -> Easy Accessibility

[LS1ow]

Bergen County is awesome.

[Jersey Mike]

Bergen County is awesome.

This. No debating it.

[69BirdX]

I live next to Camden. That place is awesome. Let me tell you

[drmrman]

Bergen County is awesome.

NOT!!! Haha

[evilz99]

yeah all of jersey sucks but I will keep my ass in the south in the woods. Away from all the city ******** yur all cocky with attitudes up north like new yorkers I got no time for it lol

pretty sure jersey would be better off if asbury park slid off into the ocean would rather go to oc, wildwood, or cape may anytime. south jersey doesnt harbour the guidos they go to seaside WAY ABOVE SOUTH YEAAAAAAA BUDDY!

[greenformula92]

pretty sure jersey would be better off if asbury park slid off into the ocean would rather go to oc, wildwood, or cape may anytime. south jersey doesnt harbour the guidos they go to seaside WAY ABOVE SOUTH YEAAAAAAA BUDDY!

It's even worse now. it used to be tolerable. If I want beach i go to Island Beach State Park. Nice a quiet, all locals. the only problem is they only let so many ppl in so you gotta get there early. I don't need the stinkin boardwalk. not with Pauly D walkin around