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richduty455
08-28-2012, 12:10 PM
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/3234920675.html

Yellow 1986 Trans Am Corvette Engine, manual shift was super fast. This was my under cover car black ops car I used it on private security assignments between New York City and Cherry Hill while I worked for some high ranking officials. The car was so super fast I could be in a FBI helicopter from New York City to Cherry Hill New Jersey because it happened I race the helicopter and won. This is the car that got me out of 9/11 yes it was full of secret gadgets computers in surveillance equipment I can run whole covert operation out of this vehicle was like a headquarters for the supersecret black ops which I was in charge of. Unfortunately I don't have a current picture of the vehicle because it has been sitting in a driveway for eight years. Here's a picture of the vehicle 10 years ago I really doesn't look the same anymore. You will need to buy and alternator and the tires in order to get it moving again because the last race I was in I drove so fast so long that I burned the alternator out. I also use this car to beat Paul Tracy and Scott Pruitt in a autocross event where they all drove prepared racecars and since I'm a former racecar driver myself I smoked them and then I won a new set of tires because I was so brutal on my tires I made them go completely bald in only three autocross runs. If you're interested in this super awesome top-secret black ops spy headquarters race car email me. This super awesome Trans Am won't last long so call me today this car is like James bonds car but I took out the super secret stuff from my black ops missions to sell it. When I spoke in front of the Joint Cheifs of staff I drove this car to DC. In 1982, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire them thats me too! Although this ad is kind of funny no spammer send me your phone number and I will respond

http://images.craigslist.org/5T45K45F33I23o23H7c8s52e26b82ac8910be.jpg

LTb1ow
08-28-2012, 12:14 PM
Props for A team reference

richduty455
08-28-2012, 12:23 PM
Props for A team reference

but points off for saying 1982 instead of 1972

sweetbmxrider
08-28-2012, 12:25 PM
Hahahaha loved the A-team closing

88WS-6
08-28-2012, 12:33 PM
But is it black ops TPI or super top secret LTI test prototype ultra rare injection?


Likely carbed...

1320B4U
08-28-2012, 12:34 PM
Those sconces look outta place so high up on the house.

PolarBear
08-28-2012, 07:27 PM
Those sconces look outta place so high up on the house.

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