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unstable bob gable
07-18-2015, 03:22 PM
I was rolling down 287 in the Monster Truck, and a riced out Civic came shooting up on my ass at about a bazillion mph. I was in the slow lane so I wasn't gonna move for this assclown. He pulls up next to me and gives me the point ahead to run him. I pointed and laffed at him, and then made a "shooing" motion with my hand for him to get away from me. He gave me the bird, then took off. He went down the road a piece, and then got lit up by an unmarked police Charger that came out of nowhere...lol! :mrgreen:

NastyEllEssWon
07-18-2015, 04:20 PM
2001 wants its post back :rofl::kneeslap::rofl::mrgreen::nod::lol:

unstable bob gable
07-18-2015, 04:45 PM
2001 wants its post back :rofl::kneeslap::rofl::mrgreen::nod::lol:


2001 was the Diet Coke can incident! Lol And watch out for the unmarked and ghost cop cars out there!

NastyEllEssWon
07-18-2015, 06:19 PM
2001 was the Diet Coke can incident! Lol And watch out for the unmarked and ghost cop cars out there!



lol when those Chargers first came out I got pulled over by a dull grey one out of nowhere on 195. Didnt expect it. 75 in a 65. Bastard :mrgreen:

1320B4U
07-19-2015, 08:07 AM
haha...nice. Really digging your truck....looks great.

ThoR294
07-19-2015, 07:10 PM
wasn't worth the 1/4 of a tank to smoke him anyway. good call!

unstable bob gable
07-19-2015, 11:34 PM
haha...nice. Really digging your truck....looks great.

Thank you, sir! :)

wasn't worth the 1/4 of a tank to smoke him anyway. good call!

Prolly more like 1/2 a tank...lol

84355z28
07-20-2015, 07:42 PM
never underestimate a civic there are a ton of them in NJ putting out over 500hp to the wheels and you can't even tell, forged engines with 40 psi of boost on a light weight body makes one hell of a rocket, I've been there

ThoR294
07-20-2015, 08:06 PM
never underestimate a civic there are a ton of them in NJ putting out over 500hp to the wheels and you can't even tell, forged engines with 40 psi of boost on a light weight body makes one hell of a rocket, I've been there

few and far between. most of the honduhs around here are buckets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMvlBtHYUxM

my buddy used to live here and he had a non-vtec motor in his car pushing 600ish to the wheels lol

V
07-20-2015, 08:15 PM
I once kinda knew a guy who had a friend who would lift both front tires when launching his honda.

Jersey Mike
07-21-2015, 08:35 AM
I once kinda knew a guy who had a friend who would lift both front tires when launching his honda.

I knew that guy. Did you hear? He's a woman now. Crazy.

BonzoHansen
07-21-2015, 08:43 AM
I once kinda knew a guy who had a friend who would lift both front tires when launching his honda.

dumbass, that isn't possible. i know a guy who knows a guy that knew a guy that could pull the rear wheels off the ground in his vtec rocket

ThoR294
07-21-2015, 10:06 AM
Yayayayayayayaya

sweetbmxrider
07-21-2015, 10:25 AM
dumbass, that isn't possible. i know a guy who knows a guy that knew a guy that could pull the rear wheels off the ground in his vtec rocket

Pff, I knew a guy that talked to a guy that saw a guy pull the rear wheel off his civic cause he had a flat! PAH!

redsoxsstink
07-21-2015, 12:42 PM
MWUbgGarhdc

unstable bob gable
07-21-2015, 06:23 PM
never underestimate a civic there are a ton of them in NJ putting out over 500hp to the wheels and you can't even tell, forged engines with 40 psi of boost on a light weight body makes one hell of a rocket, I've been there

I know the difference between a fast Honda and a Classic Ricer. This jabronie was straight out of F&F 1!

Mike
07-22-2015, 06:15 AM
never underestimate a civic there are a ton of them in NJ putting out over 500hp to the wheels and you can't even tell, forged engines with 40 psi of boost on a light weight body makes one hell of a rocket, I've been there

If you can't tell a car is riding around with a turbo setup big enough to make 40psi that's a you problem

ThoR294
07-22-2015, 07:11 AM
http://thememesfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1235462_10151603392301681_1027968550_n1.jpg

unstable bob gable
07-22-2015, 02:45 PM
http://thememesfactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1235462_10151603392301681_1027968550_n1.jpg

You think anyone is going to trust Bill Cosby ever again?

Jersey Mike
07-22-2015, 02:48 PM
:bertstare: :bertstare: :bertstare: :bertstare: :bertstare: :bertstare:

You think anyone is going to trust Bill Cosby ever again?

BonzoHansen
07-22-2015, 03:33 PM
LOL! Poor Morgan Freeman....

1320B4U
07-22-2015, 04:35 PM
haha

...thought that was danny glover..you can't hail a cab w/that finger.

NastyEllEssWon
07-22-2015, 06:32 PM
haha

...thought that was danny glover..you can't hail a cab w/that finger.



http://i.gyazo.com/049fff3223e4ae88ed10cf0297b4c8eb.png

unstable bob gable
07-22-2015, 07:26 PM
I knew that was Morgan Freeman. I was just asking if anyone thought Bill Cosby would ever be trusted again...

84355z28
07-22-2015, 07:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3URc0GpExk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT5xwiauPgs

Mike
07-22-2015, 08:37 PM
Cool?

sweetbmxrider
07-22-2015, 08:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3URc0GpExk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT5xwiauPgs

Nothing screams sleeper like a fender exit. Wait, a hood exit!!

700 hp vr6 trapping 145 at 2740lbs? Something doesn't add up or that thing has a terrible "curve" if you can call it that.

Jersey Mike
07-23-2015, 08:53 AM
That's an older video. The owner is a very cool guy and it's honestly one of the cleanest Civics I've ever seen in person. Also extremely consistent. It did real well at Pocono, earlier this month. That car/owner is the exception, not the rule.

LTb1ow
07-23-2015, 08:58 AM
Roll racing?

Gawd this thread is on point.

Blackbirdws6
07-23-2015, 09:21 AM
After those three honks and 20 shifts, I'm free.

unstable bob gable
07-23-2015, 10:28 AM
I like roll racing. But only if the roll has fresh butter on it. No margarine for this 'lil white duck!!!!

ThoR294
07-23-2015, 01:12 PM
http://m.quickmeme.com/img/fc/fc54776991c591b6b708e21193de08b0f554280d4fe08f57dd a1ffd595287ad5.jpg

foxriderry
07-23-2015, 02:09 PM
You guys have got me rollin for real!!!! lmfao

unstable bob gable
07-23-2015, 06:32 PM
Speaking of rolls, my dream was to open a bakery. But I didn't have enough dough...