screw the super friends....

[TheWraith]

....Special Squad is the team of the future.

http://65.78.92.229:666/dumb/specialsquad.jpg

Members:

Super Blonde, whose mutant superpowers, odd behaviors, and ability to crank out papers like no one's business are only enhanced by the ass donut of randomness.

Sargent Sphincter, whose vile stench and blatant unwillingness to wear pants scares off all but the most determined foe.

And last, but not least, their hypothetical offspring, Special Lad, whose full powers are yet unknown (since he is hypothetical after all), but just the fact that he is the result of the unnatural union of two such awesome heroes, he is bound to grow into wondrous powers that would amaze us all.



yeah i was bored, and it's been a while since i did a decent photoshop. 8)

[Little G]

"wow" is all I can say...

[ar0ck]

"wow" is all I can say...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: xinfinity

Tonight is getting better & better.

[ProtekYoNutz]

OMG....... :rofl:

[Tru2Chevy]

wow..... That's really special :hitit:

- Justin

[superblonde]

LOL. Don't be mad that you aren't part of the team....that is truly hilarious.

[MyLittlePony]

HAHAHA nice!!! :rofl: :banana:

[superblonde]

This is truly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I need to print this out and frame it. My parents would be so proud. hehehe
Yay for the retard squad. I'm special... =0)

[NJSPEEDER]

that is great. you would think you have known jenny for years with that one.

later
tim

[PBodyGT87]

I WANNA BE THE SYDKIK!

[ProtekYoNutz]

I WANNA BE THE SYDKIK!

no no the side crew...cuz there is u me and kare :lol:

[79dizZy28]

:rofl: :rofl: :cheers: and where does the special squad live? where's the squad cave? :rofl:

[ProtekYoNutz]

:rofl: :rofl: :cheers: and where does the special squad live? where's the squad cave? :rofl:

welll if there is the side kick crew..thats in E-Wing of course :banana:

[inthered]

Sargent Sphincter, whose vile stench and blatant unwillingness to wear pants scares off all but the most determined foe.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@!!!!

[skorpion317]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that's easily one of the funniest pictures i've ever seen. great photoshop!

[TheWraith]

that is great. you would think you have known jenny for years with that one.

later
tim

so are you saying she really is "special"?? :lol:

glad you guys enjoyed it. 8)

[superblonde]

that is great. you would think you have known jenny for years with that one.

later
tim

so are you saying she really is "special"?? :lol:

glad you guys enjoyed it. 8)

"special"...hardy har har :headbang: :rock: :finger: :fluffy: :drool: :werd: :banana: :nutkick: :gheyfigh:

[twiztidz28]

its great to see a red x :cry: i wanna see. damn all the women just flocked to "Sargent Sphincter". why couldnt my name be conquerer colon or ass mcsqueekalot. I really want to see my kids :cry: I wasnt even there for the birth.

[TheWraith]

http://www.poorformance.net/upload/specialsquad.jpg

that should work chuck

[BigAls87Z28]

nothing beats the X-Mods...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/BigAlZ/xmodsig.jpg


8)

[twiztidz28]

ahh the beautiful child. how he is going to grow into a walking accident waiting to happen.

[superblonde]

ahh the beautiful child. how he is going to grow into a walking accident waiting to happen.

I am so proud of our retarded son... :wink:

[skorpion317]

ahh the beautiful child. how he is going to grow into a walking accident waiting to happen.

I am so proud of our retarded son... :wink:

I could give you a nice kid that won't look like this: :drool:

all ya gotta do is just drive up here and lemme :leghump: :lol:

[twiztidz28]

ahh the beautiful child. how he is going to grow into a walking accident waiting to happen.

I am so proud of our retarded son... :wink:

I could give you a nice kid that won't look like this: :drool:

all ya gotta do is just drive up here and lemme :leghump: :lol:

Hey back off of wifey :wink: . we are happ ywith our super special kids so stop hound-dogin. :twisted:

[skorpion317]

ahh the beautiful child. how he is going to grow into a walking accident waiting to happen.

I am so proud of our retarded son... :wink:

I could give you a nice kid that won't look like this: :drool:

all ya gotta do is just drive up here and lemme :leghump: :lol:

Hey back off of wifey :wink: . we are happ ywith our super special kids so stop hound-dogin. :twisted:

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

[twiztidz28]

Our kids are better then normal he is a superhero. why would she want a normal kid who cant save the world or anything else cool that superheros do?

[Tru2Chevy]

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?

- Justin

[skorpion317]

Our kids are better then normal he is a superhero. why would she want a normal kid who cant save the world or anything else cool that superheros do?

hmmm...

normal kid - gets good grades in school, isn't a hassle to take care of, etc.

Special Lad - runs the 1/4 mile in 20 minutes on a good day, on a bad day (which means he slips on his drool) that goes to 40 minutes. goes to "school" which is really just a job placement program, and he bags groceries in a supermarket for the rest of his life.

which one would you like to have?

[skorpion317]

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?

- Justin

i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this :( do you?

[superblonde]

ahh the beautiful child. how he is going to grow into a walking accident waiting to happen.

I am so proud of our retarded son... :wink:

I could give you a nice kid that won't look like this: :drool:

all ya gotta do is just drive up here and lemme :leghump: :lol:

Hey back off of wifey :wink: . we are happ ywith our super special kids so stop hound-dogin. :twisted:

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

great now i've become the f-body whore... :pimp: :banana:

[superblonde]

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?

- Justin

i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this :( do you?

Oh my...the propositions :wink:

[jims69camaro]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that's easily one of the funniest pictures i've ever seen. great photoshop!

i have a feeling this is only the beginning. alex is well-known for his photochop talents...

[twiztidz28]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that's easily one of the funniest pictures i've ever seen. great photoshop!

i have a feeling this is only the beginning. alex is well-known for his photochop talents...

We use to battle on chaos with the photoshops. jsut wait till i install it on my computer at home this weekend. I got some ideas that people will either kill me for or piss their pants laughing at.

[skorpion317]

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?

- Justin

i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this :( do you?

Oh my...the propositions :wink:

come on, i'm better-looking than chuck...and i don't take pictures of myself flexing on the can :wink:

[TheWraith]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

that's easily one of the funniest pictures i've ever seen. great photoshop!

i have a feeling this is only the beginning. alex is well-known for his photochop talents...

:angel: :mrgreen:

[superblonde]

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?

- Justin

i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this :( do you?

Oh my...the propositions :wink:

come on, i'm better-looking than chuck...and i don't take pictures of myself flexing on the can :wink:

Did you post your pic on the board...? Just curious

[twiztidz28]

come on, i'm a depressed man here...the least you could do is let me have sex with your pseudo-wife and produce a normal child.

Why don't you ask da Jenny's opinion before you let the super squatter decide who bones his psuedo-wife?

- Justin

i should...Jenny, will you drive up to North Jersey to have sex with me? you don't want me to look like this :( do you?

Oh my...the propositions :wink:

come on, i'm better-looking than chuck...and i don't take pictures of myself flexing on the can :wink:

Well if you want to get technical i wasnt the one who took that picture :finger: 8)

[Tru2Chevy]

Did you post your pic on the board...? Just curious

*Pic removed*

So I'll be nice and take that out, since you look like a serial killer or something in that one....

- Justin

[skorpion317]

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?p=8158#8158

there's some better (and more recent) ones.

[skorpion317]

man, do i look good.... :D

[ProtekYoNutz]

man, do i look good.... :D

lol not too shabby

[TheWraith]

edit:
to skorpion:
damn, you're arrogant. :shock:

(and that's saying a lot coming from me)

[skorpion317]

man, do i look good.... :D

lol not too shabby

thank you :D

i used to wrestle and play football in high school...i'm still in decent shape from that, and i graduated 2 1/2 years ago.

[Squirrel]

guns? :lol:

[skorpion317]

edit:
to skorpion:
damn, you're arrogant. :shock:

(and that's saying a lot coming from me)

nah not at all. just falsely egotistical (which means I'm not serious).

[skorpion317]

guns? :lol:

i should jack you up for associating with that ricer at the meet :twisted:

j/k man :D

[TheWraith]

edit:
to skorpion:
damn, you're arrogant. :shock:

(and that's saying a lot coming from me)

nah not at all. just falsely egotistical (which means I'm not serious).

dude i know, i was kidding too. you don't need to spell out sarcasm for me, i was a master of it while you were still in diapers in the late 90's :lol: young'uns :roll: :wink:

[skorpion317]

yeah, so any of the ladies who want to help bring me out of my depression, hit me up on AIM. otherwise i'll be :( for a long time.

[skorpion317]

edit:
to skorpion:
damn, you're arrogant. :shock:

(and that's saying a lot coming from me)

nah not at all. just falsely egotistical (which means I'm not serious).

dude i know, i was kidding too. you don't need to spell out sarcasm for me, i was a master of it while you were still in diapers in the late 90's :lol: young'uns :roll: :wink:

late '90s? try mid '80s.

[TheWraith]

late '90s? try mid '80s.

it was another joke. jesus christ. I'm gonna have to start putting "it's a joke" on every post i make.

[skorpion317]

late '90s? try mid '80s.

it was another joke. jesus christ. I'm gonna have to start putting "it's a joke" on every post i make.

sorry, can't convey my own sarcasm.

gotta start using the tags.

[superblonde]

oh the directions these threads take....

[skorpion317]

oh the directions these threads take....

back to the original direction....when do i get to :leghump:

[superblonde]

oh the directions these threads take....

back to the original direction....when do i get to :leghump:

and yet...subtle

[skorpion317]

i'm as subtle as they come :wink:

[superblonde]

i'm as subtle as they come :wink:

hehehe =0)

[skorpion317]

i have a nice sense of humor too.