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ShitOnWheels
12-13-2004, 09:35 PM
BUD LIGHT PRESENTS: Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week.

As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & adderal, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us christmas will be spent in rehab.

ProtekYoNutz
12-13-2004, 09:40 PM
lol yeah exams SUCK!!! plus im sick... :( so its not goin to well.... :roll:

12secondv6
12-13-2004, 09:42 PM
Ahhhhhh... one of the few benifits of being old :lol: no more exams 8)

Ian
12-13-2004, 09:47 PM
Ahhhhhh... one of the few benifits of being old Â* :lol: Â*no more exams Â* 8)

no exams for me either :D

Ian
12-13-2004, 09:48 PM
lol yeah exams SUCK!!! plus im sick... :( so its not goin to well.... :roll:

that sucks, feel better :)

ShitOnWheels
12-13-2004, 09:50 PM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

Ian
12-13-2004, 09:54 PM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Â*Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

HOLY ****!! why!?!?!

ProtekYoNutz
12-13-2004, 10:06 PM
lol yeah exams SUCK!!! plus im sick... :( so its not goin to well.... :roll:

that sucks, feel better :)

thanks...1 exam done 3 more to go....tomorrow will be another one down...but yeah...not looking forward to my anatamy on monday :( ehh o well hopefully ill pass that class wit a C....thats what im hopeing for :lol: im sooo sick of studying tho my brain is fried! :twak:

BigAls87Z28
12-13-2004, 10:54 PM
Ah...I remember getting all crazed out for exams. Cramming for Diffy Q's...reading up on my Solid Works programing and getting my dot matrix's strait....
But now...smoooooth sailing. History tomorrow. I gotta write a report tonight, and get an A on the final and its an easy A for Big Al.

79dizZy28
12-13-2004, 11:03 PM
haha, i randomly strolled into this one class today that i've been skipping since turkey day. :x i thought the final was wed, and thought it'd be a good i dea to see what's goin on. so i go in and all of a sudden i'm taking the final :shock: as it's today and not on wed. talk about freaking out, the first 5 minutes were hell. but then i actually looked at the test in front of me and it was a peice of cake :lol: 8)

ShitOnWheels
12-13-2004, 11:08 PM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Â*Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

HOLY ****!! why!?!?!
Getting my PhD or PsyD (depending on what program I go into). Can't do much outta college with a BA in Psych...I wanna do Child Psych.

Savage_Messiah
12-14-2004, 12:49 AM
:usa:

superblonde
12-14-2004, 09:52 AM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Â*Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

HOLY ****!! why!?!?!
Getting my PhD or PsyD (depending on what program I go into). Â*Can't do much outta college with a BA in Psych...I wanna do Child Psych.


damn, that's dedication.

Tru2Chevy
12-14-2004, 09:56 AM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Â*Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

HOLY ****!! why!?!?!

Heh - Genie wants to make money or something.

Of course she could have done that if she stayed CS or went IT, made almost as much with half of the schooling.....but won't go there :D

- Justin

SpeakersGoBoom
12-14-2004, 10:39 AM
haha, i randomly strolled into this one class today that i've been skipping since turkey day. Â*:x Â*i thought the final was wed, and thought it'd be a good i dea to see what's goin on. Â*so i go in and all of a sudden i'm taking the final Â*:shock: as it's today and not on wed. Â*talk about freaking out, the first 5 minutes were hell. Â*but then i actually looked at the test in front of me and it was a peice of cake Â* :lol: Â*8)

DeVitas a **** and a half. He even wrote on the study guide that most of us will fail. according to what we (the class) calculated, the highest grade on his midterm was a 67. Devita says its a 70. I'm debating whether or not its worth it to study. I studied for the midterm, and it landed me a sweet 58 (the third highest grade in the class) And no, he is not curving the grade. He blames it all on us. As you can guess, for the stuedent review, his average rating was 1 :lol: If i find him teachign next semester, I'm going right to the president to complain.

SpeakersGoBoom
12-14-2004, 10:39 AM
haha, i randomly strolled into this one class today that i've been skipping since turkey day. Â*:x Â*i thought the final was wed, and thought it'd be a good i dea to see what's goin on. Â*so i go in and all of a sudden i'm taking the final Â*:shock: as it's today and not on wed. Â*talk about freaking out, the first 5 minutes were hell. Â*but then i actually looked at the test in front of me and it was a peice of cake Â* :lol: Â*8)

DeVitas a **** and a half. He even wrote on the study guide that most of us will fail. according to what we (the class) calculated, the highest grade on his midterm was a 67. Devita says its a 70. I'm debating whether or not its worth it to study. I studied for the midterm, and it landed me a sweet 58 (the third highest grade in the class) And no, he is not curving the grade. He blames it all on us. As you can guess, for the stuedent review, his average rating was 1 :lol: If i find him teachign next semester, I'm going right to the president to complain.

ShitOnWheels
12-14-2004, 11:52 AM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Â*Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

HOLY ****!! why!?!?!

Heh - Genie wants to make money or something.

Of course she could have done that if she stayed CS or went IT, made almost as much with half of the schooling.....but won't go there Â* :D

- Justin
Ha ha, very funny Justin. Money isn't the issue, it's what I love to do (work with children). I love working with computers, but as my ex (the one in RI) so aptly put it, I love it as a hobby, not a career (he graduated with his BS in CS, went to grad school to teach HS Physics - picture a short red haired Spano and that would be my ex - and is now looking to switch yet again and go into public policy). So yeah, Jenny will corrupt the children in the classroom, Tim in youth group, and I'll put the icing on the cake in the therapy office :)

ProtekYoNutz
12-14-2004, 04:48 PM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Â*Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

HOLY ****!! why!?!?!

Heh - Genie wants to make money or something.

Of course she could have done that if she stayed CS or went IT, made almost as much with half of the schooling.....but won't go there Â* :D

- Justin
Ha ha, very funny Justin. Â*Money isn't the issue, it's what I love to do (work with children). Â*I love working with computers, but as my ex (the one in RI) so aptly put it, I love it as a hobby, not a career (he graduated with his BS in CS, went to grad school to teach HS Physics - picture a short red haired Spano and that would be my ex - and is now looking to switch yet again and go into public policy). Â*So yeah, Jenny will corrupt the children in the classroom, Tim in youth group, and I'll put the icing on the cake in the therapy office :)


i think our group will have all aspects of child corruption....too add to the list ill be a gym teacher Â*:twisted: Â*hehe...so in school after school outside of school...and therapy Â* :lol: Â* wow...we really are Â*:twisted:

Fasterthanyou
12-14-2004, 05:46 PM
tomorrow is my last undergrad exam. Wish it was my last ever, but I've got 4 - 6 more yrs of grad school yet.

HOLY ****!! why!?!?!

Heh - Genie wants to make money or something.

Of course she could have done that if she stayed CS or went IT, made almost as much with half of the schooling.....but won't go there :D

- Justin
Ha ha, very funny Justin. Money isn't the issue, it's what I love to do (work with children). I love working with computers, but as my ex (the one in RI) so aptly put it, I love it as a hobby, not a career (he graduated with his BS in CS, went to grad school to teach HS Physics - picture a short red haired Spano and that would be my ex - and is now looking to switch yet again and go into public policy). So yeah, Jenny will corrupt the children in the classroom, Tim in youth group, and I'll put the icing on the cake in the therapy office :)


i think our group will have all aspects of child corruption....too add to the list ill be a gym teacher :twisted: hehe...so in school after school outside of school...and therapy :lol: wow...we really are :twisted:
Since we're on this subject, could I be the shop teacher?
*pondering* BIG engine repair class *pondering off*
Or maybe we'll just build flame throwers to install on our 100hp motorcycle powerplant stuffed into the dinkiest little lawn mower like the one from Forest Gump :) . Or we'll just settle for transplanting it into a golf cart :twisted:

Oddball
12-14-2004, 07:59 PM
Neener neener neener I finished last week. Thankfully most of my grad classes over the past few years (going at night one class a semester) had projects instead of finals which were always due the week before finals.

I'm done with all classes and just have a thesis to finish!! :-)

Ian
12-14-2004, 08:11 PM
Neener neener neener

Who still says that? :lol:

j0n
12-14-2004, 09:04 PM
his name IS oddball...

DaytonaDan
12-14-2004, 09:04 PM
I feel everyone's pain (who are in school, unlike u lucky bastards who are not)...last week I had a total of 43 pages of written material i produced put between 5 papers and a psych lab, 3 exams and I've got 2more this week and 1 on the 22nd! how awful...and motivation is at zero. I think its time to go get some drinks real soon

Oddball
12-15-2004, 11:22 AM
Neener neener neener

Who still says that? :lol:

I do 8)

After three years I'm happy to have my Tuesday nights back.