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HardcoreZ28
12-23-2004, 08:37 AM
Well my next door neighbor has this boyfriend with some riced out VW POS that he starts up every night at like midnight and leaves weed wacking out there for 20 minutes to "warm up" while I"m trying to sleep. Well I had to take the IROC out last night because I was doing the brakes on my truck. When I came home I saw his car in the street so I opened up the cut-out and backed right up to the side of the car. I proceeded to spin about 3,000 miles off of my tires and onto the side of his car.

Then I put the brakes back on my truck and parked it right over the rear bumper of his car....nothing like a 7 1/2 foot tall pickup looking over a VW.

Think he got my point about his car sucking??

Jersey_TA
12-23-2004, 08:57 AM
:lol: :lol: That's awesome

matt98ls1
12-23-2004, 08:59 AM
hahahahah, nice!!

Untamed
12-23-2004, 09:56 AM
While at a function at the East Brunswick Hilton, a large convention of aftermarket VW and Audi vendors held shop on the top floor of the hotel. This was July 2004.

After a few hours of their nonsense, one of the women in our group was actually assault by some punks attending this VW stuff, in the elevator. Several fist fights, a few cops, and several sideways baseball caps ripped up later, they get arrested, we get a stern talking-to about taking matters in our own hands, and a general dislike of VW ricer punks.

I shouldn't hate em all, however mentioning aftermarket VW stuff just sets my teeth on edge.

HardcoreZ28
12-23-2004, 10:00 AM
HAHAHAHAH....damned ricers. When are they going to learn? I mean building a Japanese or German car up correctly is one thing, but a fart can, some bright paint, and rims will only get you laughed at.

Untamed
12-23-2004, 10:08 AM
Met three of them in the bar later that night, grumbling about "a few of their crew getting busted by some b****", while drinking Amstel Light. *facepalm* We took our Guinness' and found another table.

Man those guys irk me. Just wanna slap that silly sideways baseball cap right of their pointy little heads.

BigAls87Z28
12-23-2004, 11:43 AM
ahahaha.....several side ways baseball caps ripped up later....

VW fans are pretty bad, if not the worst. VW vs Honda fights are like watching 2 ugly girls fight too. Its worse then Chevy vs Ford.

foff667
12-23-2004, 12:03 PM
ahahaha.....several side ways baseball caps ripped up later....

VW fans are pretty bad, if not the worst. Â*VW vs Honda fights are like watching 2 ugly girls fight too. Â*Its worse then Chevy vs Ford.

more like daewoo vs. kia

Fasterthanyou
12-23-2004, 12:13 PM
That's funny!

Wasted Youth
12-23-2004, 12:15 PM
nah im a fan of german cars...but doing them up wrong isn't the right way at all...

ar0ck
12-23-2004, 12:31 PM
I need pics!!! sounds like you did the right thing though lol


I have a friend who is a VW nut, but he is nothing like the "backwards wearing cap" people. Ive met a few of his buddies from his VW club and they arent like that. But Im not saying their arent any like you say.

DaytonaDan
12-23-2004, 12:44 PM
... VW fans are pretty bad, if not the worst. Â*VW vs Honda fights are like watching 2 ugly girls fight too. Â*


:lol: thats an awesome analogy :lol:

NP_00'T/A
12-23-2004, 12:49 PM
God i'm glad i'm not the only one who gets pissed off when i see a VW of any kind...always have the urge to race em :)

foff667
12-23-2004, 01:33 PM
anyone that went to the sat. etown swap meet knows of bad german taste...picture a florescent green bmw 3 series with hydrolics(sp?) he pulls up to fill out his paperwork with the front dropped and the rear in the air obviously crying for attention.

Untamed
12-23-2004, 01:40 PM
*facepalm* I think BMW drivers are a little different from the aftermarket VW kids. It's a culture with their 3x size baggy clothing, sideways baseball caps or tennis hats, and goofy "yo's" in every other sentence.

"Yo, yo, yo... check out da flares on dis!" They rev the engine, then look proud as they turned a fine german engine into what sounds like a weed whacker.

NJSPEEDER
12-23-2004, 02:32 PM
i only have a problem with ricers when they show up at teh track. two questions that seperate them from us:
1. what kind of ******* arms their alarm in the staging lanes?
2. since when does a body kit and a CAI equal a fast car?

some people get it and some don't. i have seen some imports at the track that are down right impressive for performance adn how well prepared they are. i don't mind if someone is into a different type of car than i am, jsut don't lie about what it is just because you bought a poart from a company with "racing" in their name.

later
tim

89 Trans Am WS6
12-23-2004, 02:58 PM
The truck thing parking is kind of funny, but not for nothing, if you spent 3000 miles worth of rubber on the side of my car, you would have got knock the **** out. I hate it when people **** with other peoples cars. Wether it be rice, kraut, or whatever, you just dont do **** to other peoples cars. Its just wrong.

Fasterthanyou
12-23-2004, 04:07 PM
The truck thing parking is kind of funny, but not for nothing, if you spent 3000 miles worth of rubber on the side of my car, you would have got knock the **** out. I hate it when people **** with other peoples cars. Wether it be rice, kraut, or whatever, you just dont do **** to other peoples cars. Its just wrong.
You don't **** with a man's sleep! Second comes his car, then his woman :) .

Really though, putting a little bit of rubber on a persons car is hardly ****ing with it. Keying, soda, spit, slashing, piss in the tank, piss in the climate control vent, busting the lights, potato in the tailpipe, bat to some windows, stealing stuff that's inside it, now THAT's ****ing with a guys car. I admit to doing one of the above to a jerks car. Let's just say he was driving around without air conditioning for a WHILE. He deserved it, he ****ed with my car.

78camaro
12-23-2004, 06:21 PM
ttiwwp

Mike
12-23-2004, 07:45 PM
i only have a problem with ricers when they show up at teh track. two questions that seperate them from us:
1. what kind of ******* arms their alarm in the staging lanes?
2. since when does a body kit and a CAI equal a fast car?

some people get it and some don't. i have seen some imports at the track that are down right impressive for performance adn how well prepared they are. i don't mind if someone is into a different type of car than i am, jsut don't lie about what it is just because you bought a poart from a company with "racing" in their name.

later
tim

i hit my keyless in the staging lanes if i leave my car....600 dollar helmet, video camera, and whatever else is stealable is worth locking my car.
but i am assuming you mean the guys with the really sensitive atermarket alarms that go off when the lane next to them starts to roll....

SpeakersGoBoom
12-23-2004, 11:21 PM
The truck thing parking is kind of funny, but not for nothing, if you spent 3000 miles worth of rubber on the side of my car, you would have got knock the **** out. I hate it when people **** with other peoples cars. Wether it be rice, kraut, or whatever, you just dont do **** to other peoples cars. Its just wrong.
You don't **** with a man's sleep! Second comes his car, then his woman :) .

Really though, putting a little bit of rubber on a persons car is hardly ****ing with it. Keying, soda, spit, slashing, piss in the tank, piss in the climate control vent, busting the lights, potato in the tailpipe, bat to some windows, stealing stuff that's inside it, now THAT's ****ing with a guys car. I admit to doing one of the above to a jerks car. Let's just say he was driving around without air conditioning for a WHILE. He deserved it, he ****ed with my car.

Some ******* did that when i was at school. I come out to find a snapple bottle sticking out of my tank. I was more than willing to key a giant dick onto his hood, but he was gone, and from then on, he parked right in front of the school, where the Principal and VP could see.

jims69camaro
12-24-2004, 09:18 AM
doing stuff to a person's car is childish and cowardice, if you ask me. i'd rather stomp some ricer ass than do something to his car. i was never involved in destroying (or otherwise ****ing with) someone else's car, but i have witnessed many demonstrations of this type of silliness, and every instance makes me cringe. to think that someone could get a hair across their ass and ruin my $6000 paint job... and then i'd get busted for aggravated assault...:cry:

Wasted Youth
12-24-2004, 10:58 AM
anyone that went to the sat. etown swap meet knows of bad german taste...picture a florescent green bmw 3 series with hydrolics(sp?) he pulls up to fill out his paperwork with the front dropped and the rear in the air obviously crying for attention.

If it was of house of kolors kandy kolor with 19" velox vx-5 wheels....we did that car in vocational school back in 2001...sold it to some kid who turned it into a big ****box...of course it had air bags then...and not hydraulics...don't know what the hell someone would think to put hydraulics in a bmw?