I am the pimp-mistro

[ar0ck]

bl**dcrimsonred: YOU DO THAT TO EVERY GIRL YOUR WITH FOR ONE NIGHT?
FistFullOfDinero: yes
bl**dcrimsonred: UR A ****ING ASS!!!
FistFullOfDinero: I can afford to do what I want, because I have nothing to loose

:lol: :lol: :knock:

[Teds89IROC]

lmao

~Ted

[Savage_Messiah]

uhh... how old is this? 2 1/2 years or whenever the last time you had a girl was?....

[GP99GT]

uhh... how old is this? 2 1/2 years or whenever the last time you had a girl was?....

:owned:

[ar0ck]

uhh... how old is this? 2 1/2 years or whenever the last time you had a girl was?....

No Im talking to this girl... right now.

We didnt go anywhere when we were together, so I moved onto her friend and she freaked the **** out. She has the nerve to tell me while were all over eachother she wants to get serious with someother dude. So I got up, brushed my shoulders off and moved onto her friend and said something as a joke, because I knew it would get me nowhere.

[12secondv6]

:shock: :shock:

[its Jeanne-Marie]

oh alex, when will you learn? :roll:

by the way pat and i hung out with my cousin jen today =)

[Teds89IROC]

did you find clothes or did you surprise pat at his door in just a towel? lol

~Ted

[its Jeanne-Marie]

yeah i ended up going over there naked. at one point i had the pequannock cops chasing me- no not for indecent exposure, but just to catch a glimpse. get ittt

no for real i ended up wearing my fun black pants and a pink guess shirt :)

[SpeakersGoBoom]

I think that the foruate members on the board (those who know a few things about dating) should help the unfortunate (Alex)

1) Going off with a girls friend will rarely you anywhere good. More often than not, every other girl at the party will see you doing that, label you a dick, and dismiss you just as quickly.
2) Overall, dont try so hard. (a) it takes less effort, and (b) it usually yields better results.
and when you ARE alone with a girl...
3) Talking will rarely do anything but hurt you, both emotionally and physically
-If you say something she doesnt find attractive, she may decide she doesnt want anything to do with you. This will lead to emotional pain. :cry:
-If you say something that offends her, she may kick oyu in the junk. this will lead to physical pain. :nutkick:

Anyone else have tips for alex?

[Ian]

look both ways before you cross the street. 8)

[89 Trans Am WS6]

shoulda got a TA ;(

[Trans Am Chick]

:D

[skorpion317]

bring a girl friend to a party. not a girlfriend, a friend who is a girl. get her to hang all over you. girls can't resist a man who's taken. they figure if you landed someone, there must be something good about you, and they get jealous and want it for themselves.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

hmm is this what you're using me for, pat...?

[skorpion317]

hmm is this what you're using me for, pat...?

no. i speak from experience of watching my friends. it never happened to me.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

sure sure :P

[Fozzi58]

bring a girl friend to a party. not a girlfriend, a friend who is a girl. get her to hang all over you. girls can't resist a man who's taken. they figure if you landed someone, there must be something good about you, and they get jealous and want it for themselves.

I agree. This damn wedding ring I wear is a freakin p*ssy magnet. Its like they know they have no future with you, but the women want a taste of what it would be like.

"...When a man sees his friend with a good woman, the man says, 'I gotta get me a woman like that.' When a woman see her girlfriend with a good man, the woman says 'I'm gonna get me HIM!'..."
-Chris Rock