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Fozzi58
01-03-2005, 07:59 PM
I'd like to say say that I "LAID TO WASTE" (yeah, that sounds more brutal) some jackass in a Beemer 325i M3. What a freakin joke this clown was.

Took the TA out for a kwick ride on Sunday. Hooked a U-E around the Bendix Diner and headed down 17 south back home. Some jerk in this tinted out BMW (B.reak M.y W.indow), decides to drive in 2nd gear whilst next to me...screaming out his engine. I paid him no mind at the moment but the tinglings of my past youth started bubbling to the surface. Ahhh, a free lane. I cut to the right and get pole position at the light just before Mt Fuji. Beemer Boy pulls up behind me. I toss on the flashers...he replies with his own amber blinkies. The light turns green, we're off!

...And my excitement dwindles, as I CASUALLY shift from 3rd to 4th, realizing Beemer Boy is about 8 car lengths behind me? WTF? That wasn't even worth the 1/2 gallon of gas I wasted revving to 6K rpm just to chirp 2nd. Is that car that slow or is mine just that fast? I know the LS1 is a respectable engine that makes gobs of power, but do I have a fluke motor or did jerk boy just not have a clue? I know he was on it cause he passed everyone else without any problems...unless he let off after realizing he didn't have a chance. Plus he had to do the "drive by" and pass me up after I already OWNED (hehe) him.

Anyone race one of these cars?

12secondv6
01-03-2005, 08:09 PM
So, which was it... 325i or an M3?
325 has like a 184 hp inline 6 or something......

Um, good kill anyways

Fozzi58
01-03-2005, 08:14 PM
It was an M3...didn't know there was a difference. It had the badging and some wide fenders but I don't know the BMW line well enough to know if it was authentic or a poser with $3 badges...

If it was a fake, then I'm the idiot thinking it was a worthwhile kill.

78camaro
01-03-2005, 08:35 PM
i've race with 325i's b4, well if you can call it a race that is, there slow as anything but if im not mistaken m3's are quick arent they??

either way awesome kill :D

j0n
01-03-2005, 09:33 PM
m3s are ok..depends on the year...new ones are decent but none of em should be much of a match for ur t/a

z2815
01-04-2005, 05:53 AM
my freind has a m3 i think. he is a little rich boy i think it was close to 80,000 grand it has paddle shifters behind the steering wheel and i think it's like 350 hp i have been down the track with him and he ran like a 13.5 and he can't drive that good.

foff667
01-04-2005, 08:55 AM
80,000 grand

wow thats alot of money :lol: thats like $80,000,000 lol

z2815
01-04-2005, 06:04 PM
sorry 80 grand :lol:

j0n
01-04-2005, 08:39 PM
haha :owned:

Formula-Red
01-05-2005, 12:02 AM
the m3 comes 333hp if im correct..not really that fast ran a race once with one against a 96 formula some work..just let me say this that thing was so behind we could of done a drive thru mcdonalds and it still wouldnt catch up..well if you do break it down to the facts ..Its the DRIVER not the CAR...

slasherbarb
01-05-2005, 09:31 PM
it has paddle shifters behind the steering wheel really?!?! the only other car i know that has paddle shifters are ferrari's(have driven my friend's dad's ferrari, ****in sweet!!!!) never knew that m3's have them

Savage_Messiah
01-05-2005, 09:37 PM
i know for a fact audi s4 has paddle shifters too

slasherbarb
01-06-2005, 09:25 AM
i know for a fact audi s4 has paddle shifters too everybody always ripping off the italians....wtf!!! :soapbox: :banghead:

Savage_Messiah
01-06-2005, 01:44 PM
also m3's are 50 thou not 80. and yes as a general rule of thumb the richer they are the worse drivers they are :P

skorpion317
01-06-2005, 02:34 PM
The M3 has 333 HP, and like 276 ft. lbs. of torque. they handle great.

camaro2you
01-06-2005, 04:00 PM
whats the diff we still beet them