As long as it's not a popped collar.

Is it really going to rain most of next week?

not according to my accuweather account

should i wash my car 2moro or monday?

Tomorrow.

Why do men have nipples?

because i like to play with mine.

why is captain morgan so good?

Cause God made it that way

How good do I look right now?

not as good as me

big jugs or nice ass

nice ass

8 second track car or 10 second street car?

10 second street car

threesome with 2 girls 7-8ish or having sex with a 10?

3 some with 2 girls 7 or 8 ish.
If we kill Puxatawney Pete will Spring come earlier?

Yes.

When a party sucks, do you leave, or stay and hope for it to get better?

leave

camaro or firebird

1st or 2nd gen Camaro, 3rd or 4th gen 'Bird.
Tastes great or less filling?

tastes great

boats n' hoes?

sure

how is hanidcaped parking handled at the special olympics?

They carpool.

Ferrari or Lambo?

Ferrari by a mile

whats the weather looking like this week?

Temps between 40-50 all week, with a chance of rain on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.

How will I do on my psych exam tomorrow?

poorly

is there a point to $2 bills?

yes... to be in between the $1 and $5

should i put my new rims on yet?

No, in a few weeks when I do.

Why did spring break have to end now? I'm not even tired.

because college girls can only party so long before they actually turn into hookers

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was chuck norris?

Chuck Norris would only get rid of the bad wood or any wood that steps in his way.

Who is scarier than Chuck Norris?

Arnold.

Why do people think Chuck norris is cool?

because your a failed attempt at human

who wants a cookie

Im down

Who's gunna fix my computer without me getting raped in the butt?