ummm who the **** have you been hiring?

how many more hours can I go before I pass out (on 40 strait)

5


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

for target aquisition

why does nicotine make you ****?

nobody knows

did Squirrel stump everybody with his question?

No, Knipps would know, we just gave up.

Why did you bring it back?

So everyone's post count can go up.


Why did I get a parking ticket, that was only a warning?

because you did things you'll wish you could forget but never will

why did i forget this thread existed?

Cause it sucks

How early will I be awake till?

The proper question is "how late will I be awake till?" and the answer is 1:24AM.

How much longer do you think The Simpsons will continue to produce new episodes? IMO I wouldn't be surprised if they air reruns till past the year 2100...

Until people stop watching.

Why am I bored as hell right now?

because you have school work to do.

why can't i buckle down and study?

Cause your not doing HW.


Why did I decide to go to class?

Because your a good student.

Skippy or Jif?

Jif


Smooth or with nuts?

honey nut.

your, yore, or you're?

Your.

Why do people suck at teh grammar?

apathy.

what's for dinner?

Peanut Butter and Jelly on whole wheat bread that has been in the freezer since last semester.

Why don't I have school work to do when I'm bored, only when I'm busy?

you have bad time management

its 2009, why are there still girls not willing to take a load in their mouth?

because their mothers were whores

where are said mothers?

In the kitchen.

The Fast and The Furious, or Fast and Furious?

You can get both from eating bad Chinese.

Do you think the whale in the Hudson River will glow green?

Nah, but there are pink dolphins www.lmgtfy.com

How come I had an energy drink and fell asleep before I could feel it?

because youre a ****ing pussy

who cares about this thread anymore?

I don't.

Who wishes people would stop replying? :horse: