You do.

How is this beating a dead horse?

It's actually one of the more on topic threads .

Where's the duodenum?

right here duodenum.

Why are mustangs so gay?

They're not.

Why can't it be Noon on Friday already?

because its 1:01 on friday.

whats going on noon friday anyway?

Lunch.

How could you not know that?

i thought people were fasting or something for good friday.

why are u grilling me for thinking that?

Nice pun.

How good can it be if you don't eat on that day?

not good at all.

why is it called good friday anyway?

Its the day Jesus died for your sins.

Why are cookies so good?

umm i like cookies because they are tasty

work is quiet tonight... will it stay that way?

no, something is gonna blow up

Why am I still up at 4:30am?

cuz your whole crew is pussy

why does my favorite bartendress look so good and is still a lesbo?

cause she wants you to watch

is this bar near stocton? and how is the potential? I mean if it is, stocton girls are whores but are they decent looking whores?

No. Not good for you. Only the ones with mustaches. In that order.

;-)

Anyone want to meet up today?

no i dont want to meet up today

how about tomorrow?

I can do tomorrow, after 4pm.

That good for anyone else?

No. I'll be in boston.

Why do people post their phone numbers on the internet?

Because it's better than posting your Social Security number.

How do you get FQuick linked to under your avatar in each post?

you change it in your settings

is it bad that im drinking captain morgan? its good friday afterall

I believe Jesus, if given a second chance again, would have turned water into Captain Morgan. So yes, its ok.

How will traffic on 287N?

coming from rutgers? probably not bad, its almost never bad except by rt 80

orgasm = love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnELPlUs18Q

no, ...horrible.

xmen:wolverine, i saw it, FU(K!NG AMAZINGdid you?

no.

Do you like popcorn?

Sometimes. I prefer pretzels though.

Should I sell the old Liberty 16" rims in my shed, or save them for my Cherokee?