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Tsar 12-01-2005 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Oddball
Wait wait wait three of you to one off-campus room?!?

eeeeeewwwwwwww. How do you get "alone time" when you are feeling a little "restless"?

As a reformed slob I can say she won't change until she is ready to.

shower?

qwikz28 12-02-2005 09:09 AM

i nominate koll to tie her down and bathe her

Oddball 12-02-2005 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by qwikz28
i nominate koll to tie her down and bathe her

but she may be extremely "grateful" and wind up with little Kolls runnng around.

jims69camaro 12-02-2005 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by qwikz28
is she a least cute?

hard up, much?

sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...

oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...

SteveR 12-02-2005 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER
tell her to dream about jumping off a bridge into the ramapo river.

lmao

qwikz28 12-02-2005 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jims69camaro
hard up, much?

sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...

oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...

ew. just ew

Teds89IROC 12-02-2005 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jims69camaro
hard up, much?

sorry, man, she could be miss universe with 36DDs weighing 110 lbs at 5'6" - her hygiene would gross you out before you could get with her. and if you did get with her, you'd never know what you would catch. poor hygiene leads to other things, ya know. if she isn't bathing regularly, imagine what the hoochie smells like...

oh, christ, i am gonna barf for real...

ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted

qwikz28 12-02-2005 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted

more eww

12secondv6 12-02-2005 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted

:barf: :barf:

jims69camaro 12-02-2005 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
ahaha, there is actually a story behind her hoochie too, it's brown! I only know that because JM told me :lol: This girl is very lage and wears short tight ass shorts while sleeping and shes usually on top of the covers and her legs go weird and end up kinda spreading when she is on her stomach. Since shes so large and spreading her legs, there is no longer any clothing covering her "area" and JM and the other roomate had the joy of seeing it :lol:

~Ted

i didn't think it could possibly get any worse. it has.

Teds89IROC 12-02-2005 06:11 PM

oh i could go on and on...i should get some pictures up here :lol:

~jeanne-marie

Savage_Messiah 12-02-2005 06:12 PM

or NOT

NJSPEEDER 12-02-2005 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Teds89IROC
oh i could go on and on...i should get some pictures up here :lol:

~jeanne-marie

:ban:

Tsar 12-02-2005 06:33 PM

get the pics i wanna see how ugly she is


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