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BigAls87Z28 12-28-2005 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by misterjuice
Why is no other car in existence sexier than a Suzuki Aerio

If you are refering to the sedan model, you have been mistaken.
If you are talking about the hatchback, its because the little Zuke is a powerhouse in the field, and very little is paid attention too. Its like the shy chick in the back of the class that grows up to be a knock out.

BigAls87Z28 12-28-2005 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar
why does god hate me?

Because you have a picture of his great grand daughter as your Avatar, and being a Pinko Commie bastard doesnt help much.

BigAls87Z28 12-28-2005 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Koll
Why hasnt Al posted a responce in 5 hrs?

Why are you using my FTW?

Because Al has been at work, dealing with crazy people and how they would like to return things without a recepit. Guess what, SOL bitches.

And only one question per post, per answer.

BigAls87Z28 12-28-2005 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TransAm4Life
Why must people put dents in my beautifull car?

same reason why silly drunks throw blocks of cheese, and we both know that reason.

WayFast84 12-28-2005 06:50 PM

Why do hotpockets always burn but yet when ever I take a bite they are still frozen in the inside?

BigAls87Z28 12-28-2005 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WayFast84
Why do hotpockets always burn but yet when ever I take a bite they are still frozen in the inside?

Microwave is on too high. Its just heating the outer shell while not warming the inside. Set it to a lower setting and retry.
Next thing you must do is learn how to cook. Girls love guys who can cook them something other then grilled cheese and hot pockets.

enRo 12-28-2005 09:28 PM

Well you must not of tried one of my famous "Big Daddy Pizza Burgers" :-D Pure Awesomeness

trashman01 12-28-2005 09:34 PM

why cant derek(90formulaws6) tune his camaro?

Brando56894 12-28-2005 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
same reason why silly drunks throw blocks of cheese, and we both know that reason.

:lol:

Teds89IROC 12-28-2005 10:41 PM

If there can be a big enough treadmill made to support an airplane and it can move in reverse the same speed the plane is moving forward...... :lol:

~Ted

trashman01 12-28-2005 10:42 PM

F THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teds89IROC 12-28-2005 11:31 PM

Heres a good one for Al, what wire looms did you get for your 87? The only one I've found for the centerbolt valve covers are these ones in Jegs with polished aluminum crap, I just want plain ****ing looms lol

~Ted

BigAls87Z28 12-28-2005 11:40 PM

I got some really cool pimp ones that are in a shape of a chevy bow tie. In fact, I still have them, didnt give them up with the car...I dont think.
They looked pretty pimp, andhold up to 9mm wire I belive. I never put it on my 87.

BigAls87Z28 12-28-2005 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by 88ta5spd
why cant derek(90formulaws6) tune his camaro?

God is paying him back for the "little hammer".

misterjuice 12-29-2005 12:15 AM

lol.......the little hammer...................i completely forgot about that.

did you remember the watermelon Al? ;)

90FormulaWS6 12-29-2005 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
God is paying him back for the "little hammer".

LOL,

My question for BigAl

Will that joke ever not be funny? LOL

BigAls87Z28 12-29-2005 12:31 AM

Yes, I remember the watermellon, and no that joke will go down in the history of car moddifcation and repair.
and you both will pay dearly for it.

79CamaroDiva 12-29-2005 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveR
Please explain what the f/ stop numbers on my camera lenses mean. It's confusing the hell out of me.

since my brother cant answer this one, i will. the f-stop determines how far open the lens is and thus the amount of light that the lens lets through at any time. It also determines depth of field (how much is in focus). at f2.8 (or the lowest number your lens goes down to, whether it be 1.8, 2.0, 2.8, 3.something, whatever) the lens is all the way open, letting in the most light, which gives you the quickest shutter speed, but it also gives you the least depth of field, which means that only one certain point will be in focus but not the rest of the picture, which is then gradually blurred.

at higher f/stops like f11 or f16, the lens lets in the least amount of light, but makes you have more depth of field, meaning almost everything will be in focus.

lower f/stops are used in lower light, where you need a faster shutter speed to get a picture w/o shutter shake or if you want a short depth of field. higher f-stops are used in bright light, for more in focus. The numbers double and have the half stop there as well, (2.0, 4, 8, 16 with 2.8, 6, and 11 in between) I can go into more detail, PM me for more info. I think i've bored everybody enough here.




Now for my question to Al... how are we twins if we share no DNA?

BigAls87Z28 12-29-2005 01:06 AM

We share enough common experiances to where we are legally twins.

V 12-29-2005 01:29 AM

Why does the town of Dumont NJ have 2 speed limit signs stating 25 MPH posted within 4 feet of each other? (one actually blocks the other) i'll do my best to get a pic and post it...

Savage_Messiah 12-29-2005 02:24 AM

I think I know where Paul si talkign about, it's retarted.

My question: what is the "little hammer" joke???

BigAls87Z28 12-29-2005 02:49 AM

I will wait to answer the question once I see the picture.

Little hammer joke goes back to when a friend and I were at Boons house as he let us use his crib to take out my friends transmission. We were just getting underway, and I was going to remove the driveshaft. It wasnt coming free, so I asked for a hammer, and someone threw down one of thoes little 4oz hammers. As Nik and I worked on his car, coverd in car crap, the spectaturs were watching us, cooking steak and eating watermellon.
Like I said, there day will come.

Amy 12-29-2005 04:01 AM

Aw, I remember when Canadian Ron used to do this. <33

Tru2Chevy 12-29-2005 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Amy
Aw, I remember when Canadian Ron used to do this. <33

Holy Wow! I didn't know you were still alive..... :)

- Justin

79CamaroDiva 12-29-2005 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
I will wait to answer the question once I see the picture.

Little hammer joke goes back to when a friend and I were at Boons house as he let us use his crib to take out my friends transmission. We were just getting underway, and I was going to remove the driveshaft. It wasnt coming free, so I asked for a hammer, and someone threw down one of thoes little 4oz hammers. As Nik and I worked on his car, coverd in car crap, the spectaturs were watching us, cooking steak and eating watermellon.
Like I said, there day will come.

mike told me that story.. he said the watermelon was great! I wouldn't be surprised if it was he who threw down the hammer either.


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