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>> > Driving to work this morning on the M5 motorway, I looked
>>over >> > to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 >>miles per >> > hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on >>her >> > eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I >>looked back >> > she was halfway over in my lane still working on that make-up! >> > >> > It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that >>I >> > dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of >>my other >> > hand. >> > In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car >>using my >> > knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my >>ear, >> > which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash >>and >> > burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me >>drop the >> > cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN >>IMPORTANT >> > CALL. >> > >> > Women Drivers!!!!!!! |
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I strongly believe that if stupidity were a sin there are a lot of people who would burn in hell. I've seen plenty of women putting on makeup, talking on the cell phone and just generally driving like complete idiots. I've also seen just as many men who drive as though the streets are their personal racetrack because wherever they're going has GOT to be more important than where I'm going, and I've seen plenty of men looking at the fairer sex and almost crash into other vehicles and/or immovable objects (Been guilty of that one myself...go figure). Let's look at the people who are REALLY to blame for road rage and accidents: The elderly! They should be forbidden to drive anything bigger than a compact car, and said car should be made entirely of Nerf. There's an opinion that means nothing. Sorry...off my meds and bored. |
elderly and str8 up chinese people Whats up with them doing 35mph on I-68? lol (no offense to any chinese on the boards)
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heh.... my girlfriend has rear ended people 4 times in the past(shes drives an SUV) another friend of mine has been in 2 accidents, she drives an SUV as well. My Monte Carlo was backed into by a woman driving an Excursion, my car was parked.... my mom drives a HHHHeep Lerado, backed into a dumpster. Def some truth in that statement.
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My personal experience has been that men are riskier drivers while women are either worse drivers or more distracted drivers. This is a loose rule of course. My friend Joe is possibly the most absent minded drivers I have driven with. It is actually scary at times. My grandma is an excellent driver on the other hand.
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I'm an awesome driver. And, I've had my parked car backed into by a man whose truck was "too big to see" so I fail to see how it could possibly just be women. You guys just have bad luck, maybe you should teach your girlfriends how to apex a turn instead of complaining.
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