I second that!!!!

Congrats, and welcome to fatherhood!!!

Congrats to you and your wife.

Congrats buddy!!!

Congrats, once again!

All right! Welcome to the world, sir! Best to you and the missus and the lil one. My best fatherly advice for you is: Spend Sunday mornings watching the Powerblock on Spike with the baby so that it starts sinking in early, and as soon as the kid can walk, get a wrench in his/her hands!

Maybe name the baby neon????

that may be worse then naming a kid Espn. :shock:

Ok, timely humor I picked off NastyZ:

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Top 16 Fatal Things to say to your Pregnant Wife

1. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
2. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!"
3. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
4. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl."
5. "Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
6. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt!"
7. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"
8. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
9. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
10. "Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!"
11. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
12. "Got milk?"
13. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
14. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar"
15. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
16. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, Lardass."

Its bye bye money for the car time! J/K - congrats!