Chinchilla? I always wanted one. I think they are pretty easy to keep and dont smell too much as they are desert animals and nocturnal.

hamster? cool little tubes, you can let them run around in one of those small animal balls

Until someone punts em

that can be said about any pet though

3 out of four of us played soccer. That is a huge liability :lol:

Keeps coming back to the hooker.

I'd start a poll if i didn't think "Hooker" would be a top choice

lol first thing that came to my mind was this..
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleim...dict/pets2.jpg

but look into pets that you can put into a cage all day and wont crap all over the floor or wake people up at night obviously. snakes, hamsters, guinea pigs, spiders

you could always get a
 

Hamsters reek dude espically in the tube thingys they smell even worse and are apain in the arse to clean. I would ge ta chinchillla my cousin has one and he likes it, cleans it self, dosent smell but the cage gets cleaned everyday.

dinosaur....so when your neighbor complains you have a pet, you can send your pet to eat his ****ing face.

believe it or not having a turtle as a pet is illegal in new jersey.

have you thought about just getting a cactus? those are cool...

Exchange student. They can do laundry.

pet rock. :nod:

A lot of people have said Chinchilla--I'm under the impression they're expensive.
Are they cool, or just a tiny fat rat with dumbo ears? Playful like dogs & ferrets?

parakeet
 

I have a small place and have parakeets there pretty cool sometimes a little noisy but you can just cover them up and they will be quiet. If you play with them enough they will sit on your shoulder and walk around the outside of their cage.

i've done it before. if he's worried about waking the neighbors, this is not the way to go.

too true.

again, if he's afraid of waking the neighbors, this is not the way to go. he'll always be outside cursing his car/bike/other worldly possessions.

ferrets/weasels are cute. they eat cat food and use the litter box. can't beat them if you like to watch cats do silly things - ferrets beat them out in the cuteness department.

to recap: two hookers and 8 ball - too much noise. WF=DF too much noise. ferret FTW.

ferrets are smelly and can be nasty. they smell worse than a cat litter box. why doesnt your roommate like cats? IMO anyone who doesn't like cats (but likes dogs, etc) for reasons other than allergies just hasnt had the right cat.

you can never go wrong with fish

ferrets are smelly only if you don't clean and handle them, if you toss them in a cage and don't do any thing with it they tend to **** and piss all over themselves.
Otherwise they make great pets for small places.

Comes down to Ferret vs. Chinchilla ....

hooker and a 40 and call it a day

drunk midget?

midgets are hard to housebreak

how about a goat??? my dad is in egypt now so its possible for me to get one lol