i was wrong (my brain is soooooo feckin fried from work today).....


it was Rocko's Modern Life when he took his driving test.

has anyone ever seen the movie Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels?


funny flick!!!!!

if anyone has digital cable, it's on showtime x (SHOXe on the menu)

ahh rocko's modern life, how i miss that show....

back to deer, i hit a deer with my SS when i had he car only 4 days and 500 miles on it. I was pissed. i went to the cops and yelled at them, lol, i told them to go find it and shoot it. haha. only damage i got was a cracked fender 3/4" crack, crack on the inside of my headlight and a bent fender support bracket.... dahm deer

my brother hit a deer with his 5.0 stang and he did the right thing and called the cops, then the cops came and the bastard gave him a ticket for underage drinking

why would u call the cops when u hit a deer? and how is cop a bastard for giving a ticket to a drunk person? was he driving to?

Was he underage and under the influence of alcohol? If so, then he deserved to pay out of pocket for all vehicular damage as well as face penalties for driving in his condition.....

- Justin

was his car still drivable after he hit the deer? if it was, I would have driven to the closest friends house or my house if it was close and worried about it in the morning. Who calls the cops on themselves when they have been drinking?

Someone who has been drinking too much.....

- Justin

someone who had one to many drinks :lol:

is there an echo in here?

why yes, yes there is.

yes, I believe so.

thats the thing he wasnt even drunk! he was 20 and had liek one beer at a friends house. and Tsar i dont know how they do things in russia, but here your actually supposed to call the cops for some wierd reason when you hit a deer...

well 1 we dont have deer running around in the city where i lived
2 things must be different in wayne cuz here in Sussex county i know PLENTY of people who has hit deer and drove off? wtf are cops gonna do anyways?
3. If i was underage and had any amount of alcohol i would never call the cops for hitting a deer, **** i wouldnt even call them sober.
4. take that home and chew it, thanks for playing, you're the weakest link good bye.

actually this was back in vineland where my brother lives :-P i think the story was he had hit a deer before and then got ****ed over cuz he didnt call so he figured he'd be in the clear if he called them, but obviously he wasnt...

I was talking to a cop not that long ago, he said that if they get a call about a deer hit and its laying on the side of the road still alive, they usually go out make sure the driver is ok, then get the driver on the way so they are alone, then they put a bullet in the animals head. cruel, but what do you want then to do? there is no vet for wild animals in most areas. And he was telling me how he had to put 6 bullets in a deers head once to finally kill it.

i've never heard the hit a deer, call the cops law... i hit a deer once, went back to go find it with my dad cause i knew i didnt kill it and knew it was real hurt, but it must have limped off the road and died in the woods.

I hit a truck bed liner once, in the Taurus....
Poor fog lights...never knew what hit'em.

you hit a bed liner??????

was it just laying in the road or did it fly out of a truck in front of you?

it was laying in the middle of the NJ turnpike! :shock:

i tow on the Turnpike....doesn't surprise me one bit!!!!

It was actualy in the middle of 195. It was about 130am, dark as hell. I had to be doing upwards of 90mph, but in my Taurus
1- My speedo only went to 85
2- After I went over 20mph, the speedo would bounce around and I had more of a "range" of speed.
So I looked out and saw this darker thing in the darkness...and by the time I realized what it was, it was too late.
WHAM!!
I f'ed that punk ass bed liner UP!!

i know that speedo well.......my dad had a 95 sable

Hahaha, yes!! My ex's 93 Sable NEVER did that. My family has had 5 Tauri, and its the only car where that happend too.
I kinda miss that car. I miss having a car that I didnt have to care about. One that I washed when there was more bird crap then paint showing....when I changed my oil when the seasons changed....where steel belts were enough traction to whip myself around icy roads. Ahh...those were the days.