weight watchers

whats more attractive, overweight guys or overweight gurlz?

overweight=ftl

should i play gears all night?

Sure.

How much fun is it going to be when I actually have 8am class 4 days a week next semester?

just stay up all night and sleep after class. it worked for me!

we know SHU is #1, but what college is #2?

point of clarification: college or university?

you have two coins that total $0.55 - one of them is not a nickel. what are the two coins?

half dollar and a nickel. just one isnt a nickel, the other is


your car, or your women?

car duh

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

the answer...is testicles.

will i wait on hot girls tonight at my job at famous daves?

Well, its Friday, so that increases the odds of people going out.
The magic eight ball says no.

Why is sirius radio so damn great?

it is the culmination of years of product development that started with AM radio. given those mediocre beginnings, anything would shine like a diamond.

speaking of diamonds, what are the three Cs?

Cut, Clarity, and color.

Whats for dinner?

whatever comes out of the fridge...


a monkey steals your lugnuts while changing a flat tire, what do you do?

Shoot it and grill it.


What should I do this weekend

Party... and bull****,
and Party... and bull****


mountain dew?

Definantly.

If Black is White, and Up is Down, what would the air velocity of a swallow be?

african or european?

was that a snippy dick comment?

might have been

why do porn chicks wear 6" heels while getting plowed

Cause its hot

How fast do you think it will take me to go to Passaic, get a new birth certificate, and come back, if I head out around 12.

47 hours

WTF did we have a tornado warning for a few hours ago?

Yes we did, and its only around your house!
Am i going to go to six flags on Tuesday? :-x

Nope.

Is it going to rain on Tuesday?

Yes, cause New Jersey Hates us.

Why did Jimmie Johnson have to be a toolbag today at Indy?

Because JJ paid off NASCAR to black flag Montoya

Is the goat gunna get to the tens at Atco this fall?

No because the body kit is going to fall off :nod:


Which is better, a hoagie or a sub? haha :rofl:

philly hoagies rule. subs sink.

peppers with the fried onions on a steak sammich?