I want to be there for the ricer smackdown. Nothin better than see'in bitches get smoked then listen to them make excuses. Dumb F'n crackers.

Well a great reason why we have ricer posts like these. Last night on the way back from the north meet, I encountered several imports that tried to egg me on. First, near th Oranges, a guy in what looks like the early 80's RX-7 went across 4 lanes of traffic becuase he was racing his friend in a 240SX. When they passed me I laid on my horn to let them know that was f****d up. The guy in the RX-7 heard me and slowed down right next to me and was weaving in and out of traffic trying to stay next to me. finally i slowed down and got behind him until we got to the verazzano bridge and where the parkway split into two sides he went t othe other one. Then near the Barnaget toll plaza, what appeared to be a kid still or just out of highschool wiht this mop of a hair cut i an Evo come right beside me and then takes off, but idk if he f***ed up on the shifting or hes looking to savor his shifts, granny shifted it. We get to the toll plaza, I got EZ-pass, so i blow right thru, and then 1 minute later be blows by again, then slows down. So I get right up next to him, turn my interior lights on so he can see me, and I proceeded to give him hat he thought was going to be a thumbs up, was quickly turned to a thumbs down, at which point his girlfriend or whatever is peering thru the window all pissed, and then he drops it in neutral, revs so the blow off sounds, and then takes off like and idiot. if anybody has seen this around the LBI area, its a two tone evo. Black wihta silver upper half and has some gaudy rims on it. its times like these I had two more cylinders.

damn i havent had any fun since my SS got cammed. MY TA hasn't seen any action either:(...........;)

Where do the ricers hang out? If there's stuff around there we should plan a meet up there and all show up as 1 huge group, we should select a song and roll up with said song playin on all our stereos. Would do wonders to reduce their ballsiness, and if any of them still felt at all like challenging any of us wed have plenty of power todo a real nice smackdown!

..that sounds a bit too ricer for me.

If you do, make it a silly song, like La Cucaracha or something. Or a TV theme song, like bonanza, raw hide or the munsters.

I just came through the WB on my way home from Buffalo. I cruised around a bit, but only saw one ricer. It was a beat up Civic. Oh well, there will be more act-shun in da future.

Bonzo have you not read up on group dress? It is a powerful force and works as great intimidation, plus have you ever heard a group of 10 or 15 cars with the exact same song playing at the exact same time when it's not on the radio. It was a mad scientist idea i had thinking about the even as if it were a scene in a movie or something that's all. Still I think if we showed up about 15 strong or so how would that look to them if we were all uniform? Parking together, staying together, then if they came up and started running their mouths we could shut them down, get like a big dyno graph rated at like 350hp or something else like that and be like sorry, you must be at least this powerful to be around these rides. Something like that, c'mon we gotta bait them a little bit :D

Hm, I was thinking more of Adam Sandlers Ode to my car song...

I think I came accross that same evo in that same area a month ago. Sitting in traffic the Jacka$$ kept pulling next to me spooling his turbo so I can hear his waste gate. This went on for 10 min before traffic started flowing again. On the roll I just blew his stupid doors off down the bus lane lol. Maybe he was looking for some payback this time on you lol. It was a black evo what looked like a white3 or silver top paint, and stupid looking rims.

Exactly, he must cruise the parkway or something on the weekends, what a waste of gas time and money.

Yea they always say... "my boys car will kill your piece of sh**". I'm like well wheres your car buddy? It doesn't matter anyway what their boys have, i have a 10.7 second GN in my garage and access to the keys at all hours lol. I remember losing to a EVO with a lot of work, he wouldnt shut up, grabbed my dads GN and pissed all over him 3 straight races hahahaha.

:rofl: nice

you lucky mother$%^$*&@ son of a f%#^#$! b$%#$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sweet sound of 10-15 strong V8 cars is all the music you need to intimidate. :nod:

..... thanks for the invitation bozo :cry:

:get out: I'm sure you can ride along with someone. :nod:

Song ideas: "Cult" "Bloodline" or "Angel of Death" by Slayer....Six Feet Under"America the Brutal","One Bullet left"
Pantera-"Walk" or "Mouth for War"
White Zombie-"Thunderkiss'65","More Human than Human"or"Electric Head"
BEHEMOTH "Slaves Shall Serve" or"Conquer All"
Suicidal Tendencies-"Institutionalized" "I Saw You're Mommy,and Your Mommy's Dead"

:rofl: kids watching too much fast and the furious:rofl: dont get me wrong ive seen a 10 sec import but he had one of them paddle engines. and over 30k invested. with wheelie bars.. but plain and simple too much tv. by the way, his name wasnt ricky bobby was it? (i wanna go fast)

I would roll into something like that playing the theme from Bonanza. Thats a good song!

ok your all right, all imports are slow, and all import owners are ricers.

Duh...

Or "I Saw Mommy Kissign Santa Claus". But maybe only if it were December.

where is this..... can me and my friends come.... this is what we have been looking for all summer to run a big mouthed honda..... pm me details... we will roll down in a 98 camaro, 90 camaro, 03 mach 1, thunderbird sc with a pully, 87 mustang gt, 91 mustang lx, cobalt ss, etc.... we will come this weekend if need be or just tell us where these kids hang out and how much money they want to run for???

Whos mach 1?

You forgot a few CTS caddy and do these clowns race for money