dog poo under the door handle so she won't see it MUHAHAHAHA personal favorite...feed your dog taco bell so its extra smelly

Call everyone you know and tell them there is a party at her house next saturday and we will all go. Or, next Saturday, all of us could go passed her house at 3 in the morning w/ all of our F-bodies and wake her as well as her neighbors up. Ha ha, -Jeff

or we take my 350 and start it up open headers next to her house in the back of a truck...or set of an M80 in her window frame

haha she lives in a dorm as of now :-(

**** her roommate.

school within driving distance? make flyers and put them all over the campus for the party for her dorm :nod:

i 5 stared this thread

sometimes after work i stop in the food store and people will sometimes come up to me and ask me if i know where something is. last week one guy came up to me and asked me if i knew what isle some food was in and since i was on my way to checkout, i sent him to the other end of the store :mrgreen:

people ask me how to get somewhere while driving... i send them away from where they wanna go.


that or.

they ask "do i know where amboy ave is" i say yes and walk away... i answered the question, didnt i?

Well, as some who were at the meet know, I pulled a pretty good one. I worked at Autozone while I was in HS, and my gf dumped me two days before prom (by emailing the whole HS and talking **** about my car... well, I was gonna borrow a 454 LS6 Chevelle, 1970, just resto'd, to take her there, but not anymore). Then, the next week, she comes into autozone - "idk what happened, but suddenly my headlight went out". I told her to show me ... then pulled the oldest one in the book:

"Looks like you need some headlight fluid" :rofl:

Had her going for about half an hour before the store manager, while rolling on the floor, ordered me to sell her a new bulb. Oh, it was great... :lol:

grease under the door handles

and fill a glove with hand lotion and tape it to the end of the tailpipe, big nasty blow up

and put ketchup on her windshield wipers

Even better, lets raid her college on a party night and steal their kegs and any other liquor they have. Put a boot on her tire in the college parking lot, that'll get a good laugh. -Jeff.

I'm down for disposing of stolen alcohol into my system :nod:

amen. im gona go with the dog poop on the handle or the flyers

:twisted:I say you get her drunk and have a tatoo of your name put right above her a$$. Then you do the rest becuase i laughed for a halfhour reading this thread. These guys are twisted and funny.

hahah idk how drunk id have to get her...maybe ill use chloroform

do something to his car. let the oil out of his oil pan and be done...considered doin it to my exs bfs car cuz hes a jealous ********** and then i realized i got the girl, and now hes with my ex who is a skank and has a yeast infection..ew.. and said **** it..i got the better end of the deal.

Just tell her that because you knew she was going to mess with you, before you guys broke up you brushed an animal's anus or your own anus with her toothbrush.

If you want, we could get a NJFBOA party crew together and raid her dorm. She'd know what was up when she sees a convoy of Camaros and Firebirds, and she'd know to never mess with an F-body guy again.

im in for wat he said. hott college chicks/raiding dorms/free stolen alcohol=good times.


you wouldnt happen to have a key to her dorm...would u? my girl gave me a key to her house =)

id say lets do it but the parking enforcement over there is absolutely nuts

Yeah...we go from simple pranks to criminal actions. Smart.

:supergay:

the best one i ever did was 2 years ago, my roommate juice (some of you know him) used to take my car without asking me since i had a spare set of keys in my drawer.

one day i was walking back from class and there sat a red 2001 firebird in the dining hall parking lot and i was thinking "i wonder if thats mine?" sure enough it was. so i took my car (since i had my keys) and moved it to a parking lot away from our apartment so he couldnt see it when he came back. he called me up about 20 mins later and was like "dude, did you take your car??" and of course i told him no and he just said "umm ok ill see you in a few". when he got back to the apartment with this girl he said to me "dude dont freak out but i dont know where your car is" so i said in a real serious tone "you better find it or your buying me a new car" so he bugged out for about a half hour and started to call the campus police and the local police and couldnt find anything.

he was about to start calling tow truck companies, when i couldnt contain it anymore and burst out laughing and told him i had it. me, the girl and my other roommates thought it was hilarious but he wanted to kill me :lol:

Hang up flyers around campus for a drunken costume party/toga party/holy roman orgy at her dorm. Call the local radio station and invite them down to DJ the event.

weld her exhuast togeather or drill holes in it aha maybe just unbolt it and take it off.

grow up and move on?

i was thinking about doing that...