Why didn't Jeff ask a question?

Had a Customer, clicked it by mistake,edited it, so answer it.

Will Knipps answer my question of canadian bacon, or regular bacon?

yup. Regular. Thick Cut.

When can I go back to Australia?

When you get off this thread and book a flight!

What time should I leave for LBI tomorrow...since there is probably going to be traiffic?

I work at NAPA off of 72, I suggest being on it before the sun comes up, not kidding, it becomes dead lock around 8-9 am.

Should I save my money this paycheck and wait till next to buy my pistons/rods, or just go for it after I cash it in the bank?

I'm leaving today at 3. You're going to hit traffic no matter what time you leave tomorrow

How much traffic am I going to hit?

depends if your talkign about the parkway or 72. If 72, none if you're leaving at that time, if parkway, your stupid for not leaving thursday :lol:.

Why do boaters think to come to our store first and expect to get boat parts, and then get pissed that it's not in stock when there are 4 other stores that specialize in boat parts?

Cause the other boating stores are expensive as hell.

Why do boaters think they can fix their boats?

Yes!!! Best question of the week, because to have a specialist repair it, it would be expensive as hell, they are also the same boaters that say our autoparts are the same as the boat parts :rolleyes:

why do Corvette owners feel they need to gloat about their car and what they have into it, yet they wont go over 60 in it?

Stature symbol.

What should I do today?

go outside and have some dip.


Is there any replacement for cubic displacement?

Stop whining.

Black tea or Green tea?

Yes, volumetric efficiency.

Why do people dip?

Tea sucks.

Red Bull or Monster?

beacuse a nice dip goes good on a chip.

you did not think I meant nasty ass chew tabaccy did you?

I did.

Blue moon or what?

Magic hat > Blue Moon

PB Blaster or WD40?

Stella Artois.

Cohiba or Montecristo?

PBB since WD40 is not a penetrating oil.

Paper or plastic?

Neither, since neither with ever break down.


When is the world gonna stop?

2112.

Small or big?

Supersize.

When was the last time you had fast food?

Wed night, a salad at McDs.

Why do I love beer?

WD40 is, but is known more for it's multiple uses and household name.

You love beer cause your human

Will I have my car done before the end of summer is here?

cause men love beer

whats the best beer